That one kid who picked dumb turtle as his starter instead of Chad choices like bulbasaur or charmander

>that one kid who picked dumb turtle as his starter instead of Chad choices like bulbasaur or charmander

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Bulbasaur players are canon cucks.

starter doesn't matter
catch a nidoran and you're set

>easy mode
>chad choice
Dumb Bulbafag

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Squirtle attracts normal boys with strong father figures that taught them the importance of stability. Charmander is for problem children and bulbasaur is for sissies.

>Squirtle attracts normal boys
It doesn't

>Bulbasaur
>Chad choice
Let it be known that we Charizard Chads have never, will never, and do not duck with you. Do not leech off of us. The Squirtle line is infinitely more Chad than your cuckold frog dinosaur.

>Using a starter at all

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t. from single mother household

ITT trainers doing mental gymnastics trying to justify why bulbasaur isn't the best starter to choose

see you on nugget bridge bitches

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