*is the best handheld since GBA SP in your path*

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when people are begging for a direct I think of Eric Buttz.

>comparing a handheld to a home console

A portable console that can be played on a big screen without sucking cock. Here ya go

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>can't compare Switch to other consoles because everyone is admitting that it's an overpriced handheld
got it

i want to get one of these just to play re3

It's the Xbox that's underpriced in that picture because nobody wants to pay a premium for a console just because it is slightly less bad compared to a PC when it has no exclusives. Switch price is fine.

>everyone is admitting that it's an overpriced handheld
Only you are saying that, and how is it overpriced? Do you have any comparisons to other modern handhelds?

i have one but its pink :(

>launched as overpriced garbage
>nothing but ports and shovelware
>important games announced 3 years ago still havent been shown
>defective analog stick still hasnt been redesigned
>online requires a subscription
>games never get discounted
>biggest game of the year (pokemon) was worse quality than a mobile game
>doesnt have most basic apps all smart devices usually have
>still cant be hacked easily to make it useful

its honestly one of the worst purchases i can think of

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Ur sister's?

Tbh if they'd made it significantly cheaper than the regular version and actually eliminated the drifting issue I might be tempted to impulse-buy it, but as it stands I just can't really be bothered.

>tfw its getting harder to find decent SP battery replacements
The Chinese ones have really bad battery life. Its a shame.

>almost 300 euro dolans are fine for a low quality piece of shit that's not even that portable because of how bulky it is and having a short battery life compared to real hand helds
l0l

So what exacly is wrong with it?
First handheld I've ever bought and I'm enjoying it plenty (been exclusively on PC until now).

Why would I buy a regular switch when I exclusively play handheld?

>short battery life compared to real hand helds
Mine lasts like 8-10 hours of playing
Is that not good enough?

>I exclusively play handheld?
why would you do that to yourself. do you enjoy shittier audio quality, noise of others coughing, farting, and sneezing on top of shitty screen resolution with added glare?

I’d much rather have a GBA or any pre-Wii Nintendo console really. I always end up going on eBay looking for a gameboy but just end up feeling kind of overwhelmed since people are all fucking liars about the condition things are in so I just move on and forget about it.

Not everyone lives in a trailer with flatulent rednecks.

>without sucking cock
B-but what I want the option...

lucky

Not everyone is a neet that doesn't leave their room

Is there one of these for people who mindlessly pirate everything and call everything "shit" because muh cool cynics club while calling others "consoomers"

To be fair the xbone has 0 games

Because the regular one has longer battery life, is more portable, has a bigger screen, and can take full advantage of all games
The only drawback is the normal one is more expensive

I live in a tin can of a room for 2/3’s out of the year

Because you :
- might change your mind
- get fucked with joycon stick drift
- can replace joycon
- get more battery life
- get all games compatibility
- share a joycon with a woman in the plane then get laid
- share a joycon with just your friend if you're a virgin

Just buy one that can be hacked and you're good to go.

I like playing in bed. lmao imagine playing vidya in public
>shitty screen resolution
Shitty screen resolution was a big issue on the 3DS because it clashed with otherwise high poly counts. On the Switch it's hardly aggravating.
>audio quality
You do play games with high end flat spectrum headphones right user? Don't tell me you use speakers in 2020.

xbone has a lot of games to choose from
nintendo has a lot of games it wishes to dripfeed you
you can also play xbone games on pc
but you can't play nintendo games on pc without some compromises

>hating on the DS
let me guess, gimicky gameplay?

too bad it has no good games

Download the dildo rumble app you silly bastard

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get fucked with joycon stick drift on Switch Lite*

If you’re going to play multiplayer you may as well just get a PC

>I like playing in bed
so do i, but guess what, my computer is write near my bed and i'm typing this very post laying in it. 10 times better audio quality and resolution than switch whilst not even having to get up from my comfy position.

Why are they still using the shitty buttons and stick that launched with switch? They're tiny and feel incredibly flimsy. I've never bought and probably never will buy a switch of any kind for this one reason.
>hurr go buy a pro controller

The Switch lite would be amazing if it allowed you to plug in a HDMI cable and output to TV if you wanted.

However it doesn't so it's trash.

ok zoomer

Hori Split pad pro

Not everyone has the same setup as you, faggot

So am I. But you're not really in bed if you have to stay in a position that accommodates a fixed screen.

The OG Switch is actually smaller because you can detach the joycons and put them in your other pocket

pff can't even play 3ds gaems on it.

i'm pretty in bed. the only position i have to hold is my hands which you also need to do with a hand held. not to mention you need to hold the hand held up in front of you which means your arms aren't relaxing on your bed like mine. you're likely using more energy to constantly hold your arms up than it takes for me to just lay them in front of my keyboard.

not only it this WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS, all of them say the same shit
0/10 meme and that's not even considering the wojak/zoomer newfag format

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I don't know about that. I play plenty of games both ways, but if you gave me an option to play non-mouse-and-keyboard games to a screen-controller in my hand I'd take it every time.

>launched as overpriced garbage
wrong
>nothing but ports and shovelware
wrong
>important games announced 3 years ago still havent been shown
metroid got rebooted to make the game better. if you're whining about bayo and smt, those aren't nintendo projects. regardless, this is still a moot point
>defective analog stick still hasnt been redesigned
valid, however repairs are being offered free of charge and outside of warranty
>online requires a subscription
welcome to 2020, nintendo offers the cheapest online subscription of any offered
>games never get discounted
wrong
>biggest game of the year (pokemon) was worse quality than a mobile game
gamefreak's laziness does not represent nintendo
>doesnt have most basic apps all smart devices usually have
its a video game console, not a smart device
>still cant be hacked easily to make it useful
cry more, piratefag
>its honestly one of the worst purchases i can think of
then get rid of it, dumbfuck shitposter

I own a switch and I still think vita is better than the switch lite.

I have a good PC.
However, if I had no means of effectively saving up for a good PC and only ever get enough to choose between a Switch and an Xbone X, I'd probably go with the better value option withe Xbox X. If I went for a Switch, I'd only be getting it to play a handful of quality games locally - but on Xbone, there's a far wider library to choose from - just not the Nintendo library.

>2020
>plebs still haven't taken the cargo pants pill
No hope left.

I've seen plenty fagposts in the last 12 years, but yours takes the fucking cake