IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

Yeah it's a big rigs tattoo

Except for screams that was a decent episode. Kinda like those transitions into games like Resident Evil review, reminds about early youtube years but with more budget. Also quite informative

This vid reminded me of TotalMK, he was my favorite AVGN copycat back in the day, rewatching his old videos and older AVGN episodes makes me wish we could go back bros...

>opens with an 80 second ad
It's an informative look at Mortal Combat's various ports without guests or lengthy skit bullshit, which would put it in the running for being a good episode, but unfortunately it fell flat. Not enough anger, not enough enthusiasm, not enough jokes that landed etc. The only really good bit was James talking about the bug kids hogging the machines because that felt like James recounting his own experiences.

It's weird.
Just looks like James stuck some pens in his pocket for the video as opposed to dressing up like the nerd.

It wasn't bad at least like Lloyd Kaufman or Keith Apicary, but it wasn't that good either.

>new episodes are just james talking about a game he never played and reading a script that screenwave wrote for him. hes not even in character anymore

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>E-celeb thread, into the trash it goes

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I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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it was boring

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>monky cheeeeeeze

Nearly redeemed himself by just ending it but had to tack on a shitty skit at the end, ruining everything.

i miss kyle

>no Sega CD version
come the fuck on, the one decent console port and you don't even pay it a single thought

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I refused to watch James again until he gets rid of Ryan the blob and his buttfriends and puts Mike in line, and reconciles with Kyle and or Bootsy.

He mention it. And what's the point of doing a bigger review of it if it's really close to the arcade version.

so never

It's almost identical to arcade release so there is literally no reason to touch it. It would be like "Yeah, that's a good one"

You know all those attempts at making nuNostalgia Critic videos good by removing the skits and teh SJW soapboxing, they stopped after the Wall review cause they realized Doug was beyound redemption.

Would it work if someone re-edits post ROB episodes to be good?

It was a good run from 2006 until 2014, with the last great thing being Board James the following year, and after Kyle left, it was all over.

and then the fat pig happened, fuck him, FUCK HIM WITH ALL HATE!

>playing NES vs playing SNES

oh shit, i remember that guy. he also made this rant about how red alert became much cheesier over time. was he right?
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Usually I would agree with you, except you're wrong? He's talking about something he actually played as a kid half the episode and you can really tell, he's more passionate about it than the other eps.

pee pee poo poo

My biggest peeve with that video is that they didn't bother to remove the price stickers from the games. That shit takes less than a minute with that kind of sticker. Lazy ass production values.

What was the point of the video? I didn't learn anything new, the only information I got was the super basic stuff that is already known. It was like reading a wikipedia article, bland and boring.

I guess I expected SOMETHING at least.

You can blame Ryan the pig for taking over AVGN and James Rolfe's dreams and projects.

You know whats buullshit? Fat fucks

AVGN and cinemassacre suck now. Not even worth the click. James looks like he just does not care anymore.

>Another AVGN video where he talks about something he knows something about
Does he at least talk about the DOS version?

They don't even bother to post them on Cinemassacre any more. It's no longer under James's control.

no

it's really sad at this point

How much you wanna bet Ryan and co, are SJWs and they will end up destryong James rolfe

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my god he looks horrible

aging is a terrifying thing

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As a hardcore classic MK fan, I really don't wanna watch it. Can you give me a quick rundown?

He review the SNES, Genesis, Game Boy, Game Gear and Tiger Electronic ports and list what suck about them

It is just so soulless now, and I know that is a buzzword but that is the only way I can describe modern AVGN. This episode isn't even that bad, I found the parts where he was talking about the censored fatalities to be pretty funny. There were no annoying skits and overall it was just about the games. That is good, but even so it just doesn't feel right.

I dunno, everything just feels too scripted now. AVGN was generally always scripted, but the way James talked about stuff and what was going on was so casual and normal, like he wrote it down but that is what he really thinks and how he actually responds to stuff. Now it just feels like he is writing, and rewriting, and having his friends look over it and things like that. I know Mike helped with the older episodes, but it still felt like James. This doesn't feel like James, not entirely. Only a small part.

PS I am also really don't like that the parts where he gets angry feel so forced and contrived. Before James usually just had a simmering anger as he talked about the shitty stuff in a game casually, then it would reach a climax when he got to bullshit. Now it just feels like James goes "time for an angry part" and screams a bit and then goes back to normal.

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I thought it was pretty good, similar to some of his older AVGN videos which weren't reviews but more of just talking about a game series and looking at aspects of it.

This isnt James rolfe's views and videos anymore, This is Ryan's views projected and using James as a living speech for them, why do you think all the sudden they made insulting stuff like why TMNT on the NES is actually great when even years ago Mike hated it and ''why Blu-ray sucks''?

Ill be terrified when all the sudden Mike and Ryan threatens James to change his opinion on Ghostbusters 2016!!, mark my words, it will happen.

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i know a lot of people weren't feeling the last season of board james, but james was clearly into it. i'm glad it will never come back a soulless husk
better than guest episodes, weaker than raid 2020

james is already an SJW . Justin is the opposite of an SJW, ryan doesnt care as long as he makes a profit

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>not being a racial segregationist means you're SJW

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>A Blob and his Blob

When you look at people like this, you can feel one word.

Disfunctional.

Why did he get rid of Kyle and Bootsy?

shoulder/sleeve/pocket buttons

Mike did, he got rid of both of em, and they werent being paid well, that's when the fattied started showing up.

Justin is the opposite of an SJW. He is pretty much a Yas Forums edgelord, and so is Kirin (who actively browses Yas Forums). So, really, no, unless Ryan is some sort of horrible SJW that infects everything then no one there is. We already know Mike "Bandito Loco"s opinion on the southern border situation.

>mortal kombat ports when Digital Foundry LITERALLY just did their own port analysis a couple of weeks ago
AVGN writers are creatively bankrupt.

Well they tried hard to copy RLM's Best of the Worst and Half in the Bag and have outright referenced them multiple times. Isn't that a big taboo in films? Like if you copy someone you do NOT make a reference to what you're copying? Like if you make a killer shark movie, don't have a Jaws poster, or don't talk about it being safe to go into the water.

James is starting to look old. I hope this is just a one time thing. I hated when he had facial hair while filming the movie.
Maybe this is what the character is going to look like now, aging, just like James.

God Mike is so based