Dwarf fortress bread

No, it's from the forum thread where the official artists post their mock ups of what they hope will be possible.

i played rimworld without understanding what its about i had to uninstall it
dont get me wrong, i am pretty autismo
i like spreadsheets and stuff but i dont like dwarf tortres

Looks kino. Can't wait for the Steam release.

But it's literally a screenshot from their steam page.

wtf are those stairs in the top right?????

>looks kino
Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up you drooling retard

Those are walls.

w-what happened here?

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>make a post complimenting a game
>seething retard shits his pants
BASED?

na, its the bad balance...
You can literally just dig a fort. close it from the top and nobody can do anything to you.
Also many things are useless cause there is one thing that does all the things they do just better etc...
Game is unabalanced to all hell.

>launch date: time is subjective
it's never actually going to have a steam release

Guess that's what they made modded Rimworld for.

oh no...

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Balance is irrelevant in a sandbox, retard.

It's not a screenshot, it's a mock up.
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173474.0

fuck... bros...

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DF once you grasp basics become
"What retarded super-project can i pull off"
It's not for everyone and that is good.

Ok
Noob here
Want to make weapons only have wood and non sharpable stone
Want to make training academy
Dont know how
How I make sheets and cloths
Really need to do metalcraft cant find metal im on layer 5
How administrators work?
Food on Food piles alone or I need to make barrels?

And grasping the basics in DF has become easier and easier. I used to fail forts now and then but nowadays literally all I have to do is just harvest plants outside now and then for unlimited food and drink, and keeping dorfs happy is easier than ever due to how many bonuses to mood they get from seeing mastercrafted shit nowadays, and you can just shit out mastercrafted stuff like its nothing. Military dwarves also train faster than ever and with the least effort, not necessitating stuff like danger rooms and such anymore.

Game has been casualised in many ways.

Read the fucking wiki

just no fun now that toady one figured out how to stop the memory hackers

then don't close your fort? are you a fucking pussy?

>Make fort near a Necromancer tower
>Got fucking raped by zombie army
>Nearby dead Elephants become the worst nightmare of your fort, and there are 10 of them.
Oh boy, so this is the special kind of FUN.

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This is why i think as a player you need to design your own challenges, like making a fort in haunted biome on top of a clacier. Otherwise the game just let you hunker down in safety easly.

>get a fuck ton of monster hunters at my fort but my cave entrance is blocked so they just sit around in the bar
>decide to make a entrance to the caves that's not connected to my fort just to give them something to do
>the fucking moment it's done and they all walk into the cave "FAGGOT MCDICKLICKER THE FORGOTTEN BEAST HAS COME, LOOK OUT FOR ITS POISONOUS GAS!"
>lock the drawbridge door I made
>just watch as all of the hunters get killed one by one

I practice "children and women first" rule, first to fight and first to die.

Post birth abortion.

>dragon comes to my comfy jungle
guess I have 0 fps forever now

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That shit is the funniest, i lost once more than 10 Monster slayers to a fucking gigantic flying bat that spitted web, closed the cave, and then another forgotten beast spawned and killed each other.
Dragon just killed your fort in the most unexpected way, LAG, so you either wait an eon irl so the smoke can wear off, or you just kill the fort.

>He doesn't deforest whole site just to piss elves off
This is just punishment from Armok

Are there any ways to stop FPSdeath?

Play Rimworld.

fag

Has toady improved performance in any way?
I must have last played it 3 years ago and you absolutely had to make your game map small horizontally and add a severe population cap not to suffer FPS death with a cave industry. And that's the first underground layer.

>Has toady improved performance in any way?
No and he's on the record saying he (pretty much) never will. Essentially it'd require the whole game to be re-written to support multi-threading to speed things up and he more or less said that's not going to happen anytime soon since he's focused on adding stupid shit to the game. He's a stubborn idiot

Guess that the game is dead for me then.
I miss 2D fortress but too many features would be gone by going back to it.

Yeah it's a shame he's more invested into adding features instead of making the game playable.

How the fuck did one of these things kill osama bin laden? Are seals even native to desert regions?

they may not look like it, but they're extremely dangerous when they have proper gorilla warfare training
youtube.com/watch?v=0-unYZ6ltfI

>keep trying to get into dorf fort for years
>make fort in super dangerous areas
>get 1 year or more in
>dorfs do nothing interesting
>usually the biggest highlights are some faggots getting in a mood and making a stool or something out of some rare material and then throwing it into his closet as an heirloom
>get bored and quit
i legitimately want to play and enjoy DF but it seems like nothing even remotely interesting happens even if i try and set the stage for it. what am i doing wrong?

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Nothing. The game is like that now.
Gone are the days of tantrum spirals and non-abundant food. You actively need to look for megabeasts for some sort of challenge that will put your fort in danger.

Are there any good tutorials for brainlets like me?

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wtf are you talking about? have you even peeked under the big tent?

i don't think you're reading his comment
it is literally posted to the steam store page for DF as a screenshot to sell the game

I NEED THE STEAM VERSION JUST RELEASE WHAT YOU HAVE AS EA REEEEE I NEED IT

dwarf fort wiki has one

watch dastactic tutorials

youtube.com/watch?v=koZUS2h-Yzc&list=PL5A3D7682BDD48FC2

I learned using this like 10 years ago.

The pics in the steam page are not screenshots, they are mock ups made in photoshop.

youtube.com/watch?v=9VH7EL1vJ28

ok boomer