Haha, time for uni to get cancelled and video games to flourish in my room! What are some kino gaming pandemic snacks, bros? I like ramen packets that I add fresh onions and garlic to (sautee in pan first, then make soup in that)
And add egg drop at the end
Perfect timing for new Path league, DOOM, Animal crossing
What will you be comfy playing bros?
Playing with you mom ;)
What will you be doing with her haha
My university canceled face to face classes yesterday and now I don't have to see my students until mid April at the earliest. Going to try and wrap up a couple 3DS games and be done with it for good.
It became a pandemic as soon as it became global with at least 2 countries having failed to quarantine. It a word with a definition, it doesn't have to be declared to be happening.
>onions
That explains a lot of things
You're going to die in your room you fucking NEET
Yes, but now it's been officially declared, so any nation part of WHO is gonna start following some new rules.
>he doesn't caramelize onions
git gud fagget
perfect timeline for vidya neets
Technically it does have to be declared as a national state of emergency
>WHO says
Literally who?
The guys who sang Pinball Wizard.
I just know one of my stupid roommates is going to bring it home. At least I won't die.
Thank god the who said it so I can officially be frightened.
inb4 the same three faggots that lurk these threads try to play it off as a nothingburger
not sure if I want corona-sama to kill my parents or not
i'm in cali and my college is still open
>tfw my job still hasn't let us move to work from home despite it being 100% computer work
WHO? More like CHO. CHO has been sucking china's dick despite the fact that they made things worse by covering up the outbreak. Not to mention chicoms barricading people in their own homes.
There was a confirmed case at my work. Many of my coworkers are working from home.
My uni shut down yesterday.
Only livestreamed lectures from now on.
All areas closed, except the library for some reason.
Literally a bunch of inept kikes
kung flu timeline boys
Same. Specifically the call center portion of our business. Everyone else can work from home. We're the expendable customer service reps I guess.
File a complaint with HR
Pandemic is a meaningless term.
>puts trannies on a pedestal and classifies gamerism as a mental illness
>completely fucks up the first major outbreak in decades
So liberalism is just one big con for money right?
see the first portion of and also the second portion to better yourself as a person
>China deserves praise for containing this virus
>Tried covering it up
>Couldnt and it spread
>Guy who tried warning the public dies
>News reporters being thrown into qurantine with no symptomns and most likely being left to rot
>CHINA IS FUCKING AMAZING
-WHO
Maybe if we barricaded out degenerate thoughtless fucking niggers who cough on people and go traveling we would've avoided all this. Maybe if we were more like North Koreans who literally rounded up the known infected and gunned them down maybe we all could've lived. But no. Faggots need to go to their parties and concerts and kill me by proxy.
nobody is talking about how we are 5 days behind the true number of infected
>infected carriers spread the virus via body fluids and touch, as well as airbourne (breath), despite not showing symptoms and not aware theya re infected
>once infected, symptoms do not appear for 5 days
>italians enacting public law to stay 1 meter away from each other at all times
WHY IS NOBODY FUCKING PANICKING ABOUT THIS IM FUCKING PANICKING
USA INFECTED NUMBERS COULD BE 3 THOUSAND TODAY 10 THOUSAND TOMORROW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>work at disney world
>it still hasn't been shut down yet like they did for the asia parks
I want my 2 week vacation you fucking rat.
You are a meaningless term
>my college still hasnt closed
>covid-19 in my state
>work in an IT position
>boss wants us to clean all the computer labs on campus each shift we work with anti-static computer cleaning wipes (have no anti bacterial chemicals)
i just want to be done with college already and play vidya. skipped all my classes today because i dont even look at the notes i take anyway
Bout to do some beat saber, exercise is good for my hangover. Then some kerbal space program, got the ps4 version since Im never at my computer, about to complete my first Mun flyby. On pc minmus landings were regular but I never really left Kerbins SOI
ignore ur boss and stay at home
he is already dead
You will literally never, ever, EVER have truly up to date information on such widespread things like this. That is just a completely unrealistic expectation.
File a complaint, get everyone to complain.
Dude, get out of there, yer gonna die!
>exercise is good for my hangover.
is it really? i have a hangover headache and it's killing me
N-NANI?
>Video games
Yes, user. What video games will keep you company in your comfy quarantine home during this tumultuous time?
Whoops, it's a word, with a definition. It can be true with or without human intervention. Like the word bachelor; you don't need to be declared a bachelor to be one, you just are if you fit the bill.
>meanwhile in tiny denmark
>joking about corona with coworkers
>we're out on the countryside, nothing will happen here haha
>mfw two kids at two different schools get hit
Yeah it gets your mind off it plus you sweat out excess booze still in your system, drink water too of course. Works for me anyhow
Exercise has never been good for any of my hangovers, don't listen to him. Water, fatty foods, and rest have been great for my hangovers. He's trying to make you feel worse.
>time for uni to get cancelled and video games to flourish in my room!
I hope that doesn't happen at my uni.
Forgot image
The literally who is a garbage organization who's decisions more often than not have nothing to do with reality.
why?
I work in a primary school in the UK. Nothing would make me happier than school shutting down for a few weeks.
Fuck it, I don't even need to be paid for the time off. Just close school and let me play games
Because I like being at the facility?
>He's trying to make you feel worse.
I said it works for me at least you faggot.
It helps me, but take that with a grain on salt. I skate for hours everyday so when I get a hangover exercise it's my go to solution.
Care to substantiate?
Well, I guess it's time to start with my backlog
I was joking. There's no way you could have known he had a hangover. No need to get defensive and try to make me feel worse.
How are those little shits now compared to the ones you grew up with?
Remember to be as much of a shut-in as you can. Italy is in such a sorry state because they're dipshits who think quarantine = woohoo let's go party
>wagie family gives you corona
>die because of low vitamin d from lack of sun
They will. I was told by someone who has relatives who work in a primary school that if the cases surpass 500 they're going to start closing the schools. I'm in uni right now and there's nothing more I'd like than to have Easter holidays early. It's not like going into lectures is useful anyway since all the resources you need are uploaded onto the net including recordings of lectures.
>walmart and pretty much any other wagie work won't close despite being a huge risk
>still have to work to appease the CONSOOMERS during a global pandemic.
The autonomous revolution didn't come fast enough.
Same, this shit is getting dumb, my campus said that they found people who came back from DC with it and still refuse to close down because they've been isolated, bullshit
Legit can't wait for ff7r. Beat the demo a few times, I'm fucking hype
Imagine not being NEET
>have high blood pressure
>will probably be part of the people that get it serious instead of the mild majority
should have taken better care of myself
fuck off with the racism Yas Forums
fucking leave nobody wants you in Yas Forums
Utterly abhorrent. Kids these days fucking RUN the school mate. You can't tell them off, you can't discipline, cause they'll just throw a chair at you.
I got called, in front of the whole class, a "Fat pedo cunt" cause I asked him to stop drawing a ninja turtle in his art book.
I went to see my headteacher later "Oh well I'll have a talk to him". She means she'll cowtow to him for 15 minutes, give him a mars bar and it'll all blow over until he does it again in 5 days.
I'm actively looking for work in other countries cause the education system in the UK is so miserable
I don't mind, people like you though with delicate sensibilities should fuck off.
Don't you remember when they declared Vidya a mental disorder and trannyism not one despite both of these things flying in the face of modern psychologist's research on the matter?
Let the kid draw you fag
Not him but I thought I wanted to be a teacher so I subbed twice. Never again. Kids are horrible.
Some governments (Dutch and UK) aren't trying to contain the pandemic at this point anymore but rather just slow it down and protect the very vulnerable instead (elderly etc) while keeping the economy as strong as possible.
>5 days
Many cases only started showing symptons after two weeks.
Think of two weeks of people getting on the train and shit, all the places they can interact with someone, without a single clue they have anything wrong in them.
It's scary as shit, not to mention no one really knows if the symptons will be gone forever after it's "healed".
Better finish that backlog quick.
I won't even try to explain the problem with this statement
>boss wants us to clean all the computer labs on campus each shift we work with anti-static computer cleaning wipes (have no anti bacterial chemicals)
lmao your boss is a retard
>Utterly abhorrent. Kids these days fucking RUN the school mate.
I hope you're like 40+ or something saying that. Because if you're 30 like me, I don't believe you. But I guess you're from Australia or England, so I can also see that being a thing. But in general, kids haven't changed much.
You leave with him you faggot enabling retard
right back at you.
Is southeast TX fine? I want to go get lunch with some friends but also Im ok with staying home.
>fat pedo cunt
Sounds like you are indeed a fat pedo if you come to Yas Forums
I'm 31, and I've worked in schools since I was 21.
Hey world war 3 soon right my fellows Yas Forums tards?
Yeah, but I think UK in general is a shit place to be a teacher.
>tfw asthma
Cursed at birth
>virus breaking out
>DUDE WW3
You arent getting both you dumb faggot
>asked him to stop drawing a ninja turtle in his art book
Fuck off cunt let the kid draw. I had a teacher in 5th grade that was absolutely livid whenever I drew on my own fucking break time instead of "doing homework". Bitch I'll do my homework at home, right now I wanna draw some fucking ninjas and shit. I'm being quiet and not even bothering anyone. I wish I could have called her a fat pedo cunt back then but if I did I'd have been expelled. In short, fuck you.
>tfw all office work hasn’t moved to 100% work from home despite the fact that even when everyone is in the office they just use IMs to communicate
Can’t wait for boomer execs to die off
Are the happener wojak posters hiding already?
Right after day of the rope
Why are you guys so afraid to die?, i doubt any of you have something to live for.
You clearly have no idea about the expectations to perform for the SATS, meet a national curriculum, and how to conform, bearing in mind he'll be at secondary school next year.
Your American education is showing through
>virus was a pandemic once it spread to multiple countries
>......
>1.5 months later, it is now officially declared a pandemic
>BTFO!!! LOOK THEY SAID THE THING NOW BUT NOT 2 MONTHS AGO!!!
gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com
So where are you guys on the leaderboard? 23rd place here. I'm hoping Canada's spread out populace makes the virus difficult to take hold here. Or maybe the cold/dryness kills it? IDK but we've been pretty lucky so far being so close to the burgers.
Frankly I don't see anything good in my future. Death would be a mercy at this point.
>caring what the WHO says
It was a pandemic a month ago, too late now to do anything meaningful.
Reminder every government on the planet would rather sacrifice potentially hundreds of thousands of people than damage muh economy.
I am literally 5 weeks away from finishing my degree don't fucking nigger this up Corona at least wait until I have to start working
now I can use this virus as an excuse not to sign up for classes this semester
Fifth apparently, hasn't affected me at all yet though so I'm not worried.
I never get ill anyways.
