So you can now PAY GIRLS to play games with you?

This isn't for completion purposes this is to prey on those who are lonely and loaded as these things always are. People pay for companionship, vidya has very little to do with anything.

>now
this has been a thing forever

I'd fuck Moon Moon desu

>Who the fuck would do this?

simps

>pay
>this happens
twitter.com/IGNxLOL/status/1237401492899979265

K E K

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deadass embarrassing shaking my head to be honest family

Why not men? Seems pretty sexist to me.

Also protip kids: Paying other people to be your friend/romantic partner NEVER EVER fucking works.

Its all casual tier shit. Whats even the point

who is she i want her to insult me like that

I’d pay for that 2bh

i have a friend who is severely depressed and feels gratification even with the slightest communication with women. he gets emotionally attached to any woman who even simply talks to him. he's autistic as shit and i found out that he HAS to talk to a girl that play league of legends - no other girl will do, because all he does is play league of legends. he goes after egirls on twitter and twitch with lower follower count ~500-1000 because he knows it easier to talk to girls with lower counts. multiple of my friends have tried to help him and told him to stop talking to these girls who clearly hold no emotional attachment to and only use him for money, but he still continues to do it, and has fallen for it over 5 times now.

>anime avatar

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>vagina scented candles
Just buy a fucking raw fish. At least you can eat that shit.

paying them is the only thing that works, you larping child
the only exception is being retarded and not having a prenup or being too poor to provide adequate payment

idk

my gf plays co-op rimworld with me

I wasn’t interested until I saw this. Now I kind of wanna buy one.

>meme spouting npc's with no integrity mindlessly copy and spam their new buzzword everywhere
>calling anyone a simpleton
Ironic.

Oh okay now I am on board.

I'm a boy who plays UNI and GBFV. For $10 an hour I will play with YOU!

are they obligated to stay no matter what? can i hire one of these girls and just grief and team kill her till she cries?

I can a ton of hilarious clips coming out of this we need to archive them somehow

You ever seen those dude who give female streamers thousands of dollars so they say their name?

Yeah there are going to be dudes literally buying a sort of girlfriend experience from sites like this. And you bet your ass that some off-the-record prostitution is going to go down in some cases. I foresee a bunch of older weirdos taking advantage of this for exactly that. Younger ones too but the creepiest will come from older guys.

>At least you can eat that shit
Depends on if you plan on sticking your dick in that fish user.

>a literal man
>3 people who look like trannies
>4 anime avatars
>mobas and battle royals
how did reality get this fucking nightmarish?

Dont like this timeline.

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Gotta use that pension on something.

Ackshually, I found out the other day on Yas Forums that simp doesn't mean simpleton on twitter. It means "(s) idolizing mediocre pussy" I forgot what the s means tho

Burgers killed the world because they couldn't get over 11/9 and demanded we all suffer like they do.

You clearly don't know what a simp is

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp

cant wait to break out my voice modulator and become one of those anime avatar sellers 2bh

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Do you really have to pay your friends to be your friends? (with this attitude I assuem you don't have a wife or even gf)

Thats really sad bro.

>tfw there are literally dozens of ways for no talent women to make money nowadays

>tfw If I lose my current job I am fucked forever

I want to leave the West immedialty this is litetrally a place for women now

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So its just whiteknight but for zoomers?

Y'all are looking at this the wrong way. It's the betas that enable this to happen, not the fake gaymer girls. You wouldn't pass up easy money either.

>He says as he posts on a northern hemisphere butterfly catching board for pedophiles

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So if you idolize good pussy that's fine? lmao they're still betas putting pussy in a pedestal

Please - like you wouldn't want to game with this beauty.

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white knights protect all women. simps are just for less than average ones

is that tails gets trolled

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After actually going to the site I do not play any of the games listed. Oh well.

>You lived to see the day gamers became the wagies

>i have a friend who is severely depressed and feels gratification even with the slightest communication with women

This was me for years during High School and University then as soon as a I got a regular job and responsibilities it disappeared

Even if you hate it lads WORK

>spout retarded inane shit
>you’re retarded
>n-no ur sad l-lol
keep being a naive child

Is it really $5/G? G means game right? Isn't that mean $5/45-60 minutes? Sounds kinda low.

No. A white knight jumps up in defense of any woman. These betas PAY for their right to jump up in defense of any woman.

i dont remember, this image is really old

This isn't reality, the world ended after JFK then reality collapsed after 9/11

btw there is a genuine historical/philosophical argument for this not even joking

it’s $5, Raul

Every time i see sites like that the only thing i can think off is why not me, why not me was the one who made this and made millions, even though idea was on the surface.

I just realize /G means "per game". I wonder how that works for Fortnite or PUBG
>Jump out of plane
>Land
>Dies
>"Welp, thank you for your five dollars"

Yas Forumsirgins

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>iron
>silver
>gold gold gold gold
Man imagine paying 5 dollars a game to have to carry someone who is worse than you.

welcome to the world of rank boosting. they will try to end the game asap and turn it into 30 minutes or they suck at their jobs.

the "s" stands for simp, it's recursive.

Good pussy is subjective but everyone can tell what mediocre pussy is

I don't think twitter is capable of such wit

>using Urban dictionary as a source
Shoo shoo underage nigger

Make one with huge muscular bros with big bouncy pecs and baritone voices playing in high elo and I'll pay.

Can I get a refund if they were bad at the game?

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Call me a simp but humiliation is my fetish and for $5 a game I would pay to be insulted by a hot chick.

>no fighting games
Least I have fightcade

I dont know why this is, but it is

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It's taking too long, she needs more of your energy anons!

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Femanon here, I don’t see the problem with wanting to pay money to play with us.

>why not men?
user, those are all men.

Weren't those just called beta orbiters?

Pathetic beta faggots.

He ordered the wrong service obviously.

Even with that they'd probably keep them company, lazily or not, because otherwise they'd be losing a potential customer.

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