/DMC THREAD/

neck yourself faggot

>filtered by puzzles
I'm sorry

It's literally press one button to awesome, like a overwatch version of dmc where you get S scores by hitting R1 (or L1 dont remember the key) and the devil triggers are the ultimates. Lol.

>filtered
Not him but I'm guessing this is the latest spicy /dmc/ meme? these threads are the only place I hear this rubbish and it's always spouted by the worst elements of this fanbase.

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/thread

That's factually incorrect.

>he can't solve a puzzle
I can tell dmc5 was specifically made for your kind.

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These threads have run their course, I just make up new shit to piss people off. I've been playing DMC for 19 years now, and suddenly everyone in this """fanbase""" aka subreddit is a thinskinned faggot that will take any old bait. You waste so much time trying to debate obvious shitposting, and even if you're not underage, you act like you are.

Dolboeb itt

>I just make up new shit to piss people off
>calling others underage
lol

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No playable Vergil

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That's what it feels like for me then. At least recognize that his gameplay is largely inferior to Nero/Dante. It's cool and new but shouldn't take more than one sequence instead of a third of the gameplay.

Why is he turning into snake people from underrail

Trolling doesn't even have to be a art anymore. The angry people (like you) just line up to be pissed off at nothing. Welcome to the internet, you'll understand in another decade or so.

>loading times are shit
you spend more time loading segments than actually playing
>V is braindead
>Balrog is braindead easy to SSS with
>no Vergil
>Trish looks like shit
>Levels start to looks way too samey and blend in halfway through
>no nude Nero segment

Id list more but its been months since i last played

The game lacks on missions. Especially with how there are 3 playable characters sharing one campaign.
V is lacking and is slow.
Nero needs a second moveset, and his bringer having less parry busters is kinda lame.
The game ends in the lamest way possible.
No turbo mode.
Pacing is bad.
DSD looks like shit (the gem is cool), and I feel like some input changes for the moves would make it better, like removing shredder from being a delay combo.
Level design is lacking in gimmicks and visuals for the most part.
>inb4 subjective, it fits the game's style, I like it
Then why the fuck are you asking for faults when you're just going to ignore them?

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>no DLC released when DMC5 popularity was at its peak
>no announcements for its anniversary
>E3 cancelled so nothing there either
I hate knowing Capcom are just waiting for next gen to jew the fuck out of everyone.

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>muh ranks
>when you had shit like charge shot, dri, artemis/spiral with gs etc
Lmao

Life is suffering without end, Quilpoth drain me

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Honestly can't believe we didn't get
-Playable Lady
-Playable Vergil
-No new DLC side missions for Yas Forums
-No new moves or minions for Yas Forums
-No Lady and Dante pregnancy ending DLC
-No Silver Bullet Remix as a battle theme option in the Jukebox menu

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and are any of those in DMC5?
no? oh so maybe that's why they weren't mentioned. okay now run along zoomie

Nice lips
Does her irl model have them too?

This. Some even admitted they "can't ignore the bait".

soulless face scanned models instead of characters modelled by hand.

>zoomie
Funny buzzword dolboeb

>No over-the-top cutscene
>No emotional plot
>garbage generic OST, where the fuck is Tetsuya Shibata
>Game is filled with references to pleasure fanservice and has no other legitmate reason to exist
>V plays like shit. No, i could actually shit on the floor and poke on the shit and had more fun with that than playing with V
>They straight out made fun of that brutal rivalry of Dante and Vergil in the end. What is this, a fucking slapstick comedy?
>Dante's weapons are mostly recycled

The amount of people who genuinely think this is better than DMC3 and 4 make me kekw harder than anything else in this world. Just proofs what poor quality control people actually provide.

>using soul meme
I hope you doing this ironically

>dolboeb
zoom zoom zoomie

Every single character looks better than they did in 4 except for Trish

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>lemmy repeat same words over and over again that will show him!!
Huesos

>thinking 4 is better than 5 in any way
5 is a straight improvement you dumb nigger

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Nice

Just don't user. DMC4fags are legit autists and will never present anything close to an argument or conversation.

You can suck on my dick while waiting for DMC5 Vergil (which will never arrive) while i'm judgment cutting through 4's entire segment

looks like a heroin addict

No playable Vergil

>bazillion loading screens
>20 missions for 3 fucking characters
>3 undefeatable boss fights
>final mission is just the same as 19 but as a victory lap
>useless online system that's only worth for one single mission (13)
>no costumes
>no legendary dark knight mode
>no turbo

I literally did but good to see we have illiterate people here too

>muh Vergil
>who's lazily slapped onto the base game again with no unique content
Pure delusion if you think this makes up for any of 4's many problems

>During a cutscene at multiple occasions,after saying their last line of dialogue, characters awkwardly stay in the same pose silently waiting until the game switches to gameplay
Very uncanny and kinda ruins the scenes

>no legendary dark knight mode
>no turbo
Remind when vanila versions of dmc game had these on release.
>pc
Funny

You sound like that fag that kept bitching about the constant DMC threads.

Wait for SE.

bayonetta is better in every way

>Find a flaw. I'll wait...

DMC5 is at a fundamental level a shit game. The game disappoints in almost all aspects of game design and culminates in what is a trainwreck game where nothing is as fulfilling as the devs probably thought it would be. To list some severe flaws:

-The level design is repetitive, ugly and low-effort. DMC4 got shit for its backtracking. But truth is that in most of DMC5 you go through copypaste ugly corridors that aren’t even as nice to look at as the stages in DMC4. On top of this, the levels are all just glorified arenas. There is nothing that connects them to gameplay. It’s like level design was made completely separate from rest of game. And before you fags say this is intentional, it’s not. This by the fact that early levels have actual level design and a semblance of art direction. It screams rushed production later on in the game.

-The gameplay, while having combat depth, gives you barely any incentive to learn it. The game on the starting difficulty is piss easy. So, you’re button mashing your way through the entire game because the game never ever punishes you for doing it. In fact, it’s almost promoted. And then you unlock hard difficulty and you can continue to just repeat the button mashing. To make things even worse, it’s actually impossible to game over in this game because the game hands yout free revives like candy. This is in contrast to previous DMC games that forced you to actually learn the game proper before beating them and also didn’t give out free revives not to scare off casuals.

-The lack of puzzles and platforming makes the button mashing even more obvious and also removes the variety that they used to provide in older DMC games. Now the entire game is basically Bloody Palace and there is never any change of pacing or anything to give the game a pause-and-beat momentum.

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I want to see bayo fags vs dmc1 purists

-The story and gameplay is divided in three characters. Since the game is so short on top of this, you can barely unlock the full potential of Dante and Nero before beating the game. So throughout the entire first run of the game you’re playing gimped versions of Dante and Nero because the dumb idiotic devs insisted to include a Kylo Ren knock-off to appease to gays and women. V is also extremely boring to play and promotes a play style that is anti-DMC and again meant mostly for casuals who don’t appreciate the melee fast-paced combat of the other two.

-The story is the lowest level of fanservice schlock. It’s embarrassing how a multi-million production can have writing and direction this poor. None of the DMC3 icons are portrayed in a satisfying manner here. Characters are reduced to satires of themselves and you realize halfway through that the devs simply can’t do more with these characters than what they did in DMC3. Instead we have endless fan nods thrown at us as the game desperately tries to put together a coherent plot that is redundant, unsatisfying and goes nowhere but up its own ass.

-Cutscene direction is a significant downgrade from DMC3/4. Gone are the overly stylish fight choreographies and instead replaced with sloppy exposition and the dumbest ass date sign ever present in a game. Here’s another area where the devs thought its players sub-50 IQ. The game has to actively tell you the time of the day over and over again for no real purpose. And this completely breaks cutscenes as all sense of momentum is lost when the game pauses everything to show you what the time is.

-Soundtrack is a huge disappointment. Gone are the religious influences and instead the entire soundtrack consists of three songs with two of them being completely repulsive and the third being way overplayed. This is the game’s biggest shortcoming because it actively hurts to listen to.

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You cum guzzling DMC5 fags are screaming for a playable Vergil to this day. Don't start to downplay that now

>while i'm judgment cutting through 4's entire segment
wow judgenutting through mediocrity
kek

I'll take a raincheck on the succ though

-While not related to the game itself, it bares mentioning that the DMC5 fanbase consists of overly sensitive fag-homos that refuse to accept any shortcoming of this trainwreck game. Instead any argument is met with a passive-aggressive reaction image and dismissal. Or worse, they start to jerk off to the game’s male cast.

-Conclusion to the saga is hugely unsatisfying. And bosses are all forgettable or blatant fanservice. Gone are the likes of Beowulf and Credo. Instead we have spider boss woman. And then knight with shield boss. And then a rehash of Cerberus. These are not worth remembering or replaying the game for.

-Co-op is a huge disappointment and further DLC is likely not even happening making the game feel even more disappointing.

-Character models are absurdly redesigned to look like completely different people. Dante is now a hobo. Nero is now some jock kid that plays Fortnite. Lady is now a middle-aged Asian with a malignant jaw. Trish is now a back alley crackwhore. And the two latter have no bearing on the game story and are just included for the sake of fanservice.

-Animations lack the punch of DMC4. Instead the obsession with realism has left the game feeling less satisfying to play. Not to mention that most levels are dark so it makes it even harder to make out enemy moves and your own attacks.

Don’t fall for the shills claiming DMC5 is GOTY or best in the series. It’s a huge disappointment.

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Nero is in the game and takes up half the missions.

5homos will literally downplay anything to make their shit dumb DmC2 appear good. They now hate basically every DMC entry that isn't 5.

DMC5 hype threads were a ton of fun. DMC5 is actually probably my favorite of the bunch and DMC in general is my favorite series. I don't care how many threads there are for it, but I'm going to laugh at all of you crying over obvious bait. It's fucking easy to read when people are posting bait, yet you take it endlessly. If you're going to get pissed off and make bizarre accusations of who you think I am, I'm going to keep doing it, along with the other people that are more than likely massive DMC fans too.
>b-but the fanbase should stick.. t-together
gb2r

I get to spend ONE THIRD of the game playing as this complete faggot with gay ass mechanics while Dante with his million mechanics is barely used.

Fuck Matt Walker, Fuck Itsuno, Fuck all.

I suck sdt dick

Part 4/4

I made taste the blood loli cover

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I could give two shits about Vergil as a bonus character I want him to have his own missions and bosses

I don't suck dick but I want to know from you, why do you love sucking dick like do you lick scrotums as well and would you suck mine if given the chance?

>samefag
Cringe

When will you faggots admit that this is objectively the best game in the series? Its flaws pale in comparison to past entries. It’s the most polished and consistently good experience.

dick

>I don't
Sure thing. Keep lying to yourself

>498992593
>discordapp link
You don't even deserve a (you) tranny

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>5homo can't stop thinking about dick

dick sucker

Well I have never sucked one ever so I guess my statement is true

this, so much fucking this and all the other parts. Absolutely spot on.

>consistently good
>when one third is interrupted to play as ranged Kylo Ren faggot
>when cutscenes are literal bore of nothing
>when stages are barely distinguishable from one another

Dick fag

Why are you projecting?
I'm not angry, dude. If I was I would keep saying fuck after every sentence. I'm a pretty honest person.
I was just asking if you were that fag.

>barely distinguishable from one another
Get some glasses

Dick inhaler

I'm my own fag, thank you.