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why toilet paper of all things?

Why can't white people use bidets like civilized people actually do

just buy a fucking bide

Monkey see monkey do. Also some people out there genuinely believe they can scalp such a mass produced product to become millionaires by the end of the crisis.

Why toilet rolls? how stupid are these people? If you are this panicked, why are you not stocking up on actually important shit like canned food and medicine? Are you gonna eat the fucking toilet paper the week after your 3 day perishable microwave pizza went moldy? Fucking imbeciles the lot of them.

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>why cant you waste precious drinking water like "civilized" people do?

This
>buy 1000 rolls of toilet paper
>don't even have enough food to need 1000 rolls

>just shoot water up your ass bro
Faggot

>shave around asshole
>use bidet for less than 5 seconds
>only have to use 1-2 squares of to wipe

how is this so difficult for people to figure out?

Toilet paper, milk, and bread. That's what you buy in a crisis. I don't know why.

The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day so if you're a family of five you would need about 150 rolls for a month. People think there might be a 4-6 month quarantine so there you go, 1000 rolls.

>prepare enough toilet paper for 9 months of chaos and resources exhausted
>somehow thing running water will continue
I get buying like 2-3 months of toilet paper to bunker down for a bit but anything requiring you to stay bunkered down for longer will cut off your power and water.

>shave around asshole
how

>one roll of toilet paper a day
what

You can always wash your ass in the shower though

Alucard

>The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day
Good bait.

It's 'hunker down' btw.

If push comes to shove you can clean your ass in the shower. There's literally no reason to hoard this much toilet paper.

Well now you're just doing the same thing with buying soap instead of tp.

>The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day
?????

>one roll of toilet paper a day

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It still boggles my mind that savages still smear their shit over their ass in the current year instead of using a bidet like us civilized folk

electric razor

I don't know what a bidet is but just from the name I can tell it's gay AF. Sounds like surrender monkey language.

>The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day
DO AMERICANS REALLY...????

with a straight razor

lmao this nigga shit like 30 times a day

t. uncivilized monkey

Don't they make those shits that go on the side of the shitter to wash your ass?
Toilet Paper is convenient yes, but we still have water, any other sort of paper, cloth, and whatever else can be used

A young woman can easily go through half a toilet paper roll i none day.

>The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day
?????????????

>one roll a day
What the fuck. a roll lasts me more than a week unless i have a diahrrea

Dude stope.

I think it's interchangeable

>one roll of toilet paper a day

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Why are people so fucking dumb?

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what the fuck are you doing with your toilet paper faggot

>shit into toilet
>use towel to wipe ass
>super clean ass
>wash towel

If you don't have access to water, toilet paper is the least of your fucking concerns. You're gonna die of thirst with shit all over your asshole.

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Do Americans really?

Imagine being less civilized than the 1800s

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>The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day
You need to lay off the Chipotle, user.

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Everyone who has had a gf knows this. Are you virgins?

How do you accidentally buy that much?

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How do you accidentally spend $3000?

>Roll a day.
Does the average person constantly shit all day?

Kill yourself, what world do you fucking live in?

Not my fault you’re poor

You'd have more luck wiping your ass with food than eating toilet paper. But don't expect the unwashed masses to realize that when they are last-minute panic shopping.

I guess they read it as 48 rolls of toilet paper and the units turned out to be boxes.
How the $3000 price tag didn't tip them off is another question though.

Corona is a meme. Prove me wrong.

Yeah man Italy is just pretending

>OH NO A BUNCH OF SICK BOOMERS DIED, SHUT IT DOWN
Fuck off.

>Slopping their hands around in shit-water
I wonder why they all died of the fucking plague?

That's kinda hot.

It's not your fault, you were probably born unintelligent.

Seethe harder kike. Normalfags might buy your bullshit but not me.

Cheaper than kleenex

>I wonder why they all died of the fucking plague?
Because people were poor as fuck and had no access to proper medication

The average person goes through one roll of toilet paper a day

have you by chance tried not eating ever 10 minutes?

Do you actually know anything about the fucking plague? It didn't spread that way you fucking moron
>imagine thinking they didn't wash themselves afterwords
lmao.

It's self-fueling scarcity.