Sephiroth is 15 years old now

That's not a bad name.

Seth isn’t much better

Imagine having patents retarded enough to name you after video game characters. Imagine having to go to school and telling everyone your name is Alucard.

At least it's a normal name

fuck you

>21 inches long
>average penis size is around 5-6
How can adults even compete?

>Oh hey Demifiend, howre you doing today?

>get to have a gross threesome with a loser guy and a loser girl
Sign me the heck up broham.

Im gonna call my daughter aeris

imagine naming someone bob

It's an actually name. People probably just call him Seth, which is kind of an uncommon name but not unsual. Dovahkin however...

>tfw name is bobert

Even as a babby this poor kid's face says it all. He knew he was fucked with that name.

How old is Gay Bowser?

Bob is just a nickname for Robert.

You mean Aerith

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Imagine having FF7fags for parents kek

not as boring as something like john, james or justin

You are forced to name a kid after a vidya character. But it has to be a jrpg. First come first served. What do you pick?

I'm not sure I would want the nickname Dova.

Just don't.
Call her Iris instead. It's less retarded. And you can pretend it's Aerith.

>only a few hours old and already feels jaded as fuck

Chosen Undead

how old is he?

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if female, Ivanna from tactics ogre

if male ill just call him bob

Happy birthday, Sephirot.

Yonah

9.

that baby gets redder every time I see it

Do you think he gets picked on?

Lloyd. I actually already like the name so its fine. My favorite name for when I have a boy is Archibald but I am certain nobody but me likes that name.

>seph
>not ross

this baby is a daedra

Of course he does. If you get picked on for being a Tom, you can get picked on for any name.

Dante because it's an actual name, just uncommon.

Nina.
Nobody but BOF fans will get it. It's a nice and easy name, and not uncommon.

Cid, from the final fantasy games. Lucky FF does have some characters with regular names. Hell, Vincent (the vampire dude from FF7) isn't a bad name either I suppose.

you sure this isn't just your imagination?

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Nah, man. It's the other way around.

>"Shall I give you despair, faggot?"

To be fair that would've been fine up until like a week or two ago

I named my daughter Claire because of resident evil. I also think it’s a pretty name

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Babies are so ugly holy shit get your shit together

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>when someone posts a baby picture and everyone replies with "soooo cute!" but you know what fetal alcohol syndrome looks like

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no man, I'm serious
I had to modify a single pixel because it wouldn't let me post a duplicate
you sure you're ok?

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I would unironically name my daughter Samus.

If she gets bullied, she can just go by Sam.

Yeah but they suck game go mad hard, no teeth nigga know what Im sayin?? Hell yeah

RUDE. There's no way the kid wouldn't turn out to be a gigachad.

Edgar

You should've called her Eve. Because she's a parasite, get it?

Claire is not a retarded name though, so it's OK. The rule of thumb as far as I'm concerned is that you have to imagine shouting the name out in public, and if you imagine people laughing at it, it's fucking stupid. Claire is fine. Just don't go around telling people IRL that you named your kid after a game.

Seth is a horrible name, user.

>SETH
DUDE WEED LMAO

Anyone who says "so cute!" to a newborn baby is a fucking liar.
It's very rare that a newborn baby doesn't look like it's been in a cum dumpster with all the shit on it. Often literally.

We can go redder.

>I'm 21 inches long
Damn, that's pretty hung for a kid.

Ike
Honestly, Fire Emblem's a pretty good source since it's based almost entirely on Western cultures.

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Justin as a Grandia reference if it's a girl
Merurulince Rede Arls if its a boy

Isaac, boom easy

NO user! IT WOULD GO AGAINST THE NATURAL ORDER!!!

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Middle aged.

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Ah, fuck you katanaman. Maybe we should settle this right here in the ring?

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Thats a fat girls name.

Roy
Rosa

Sophie if it's a girl.
Zael if it's a boy.

Imagine you have twin sons and get to name them Dante and Vergil. But as they get older their personalities dont match the namesake.
Dante likes books and gaining new skills.
Vergil likes to party and eat pizza.

>yfw this kid is definitely a byproduct of gettin laid at a anime convention

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my son..

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i'm not so sure this is a good idea user...

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Redder, user! Redder!

It's also an actual name as well in slavic countries.

And?

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sure but it's an old woman name (at least here in russia)

Zeke

HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!

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Dovahkin next
At least Sephiroth can go by Seph, dovahkin is truly fucked.
Even all the GOTbabbies named Daenerys can just go by Danny

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He can just go Dovaevid

Can I name my daughter Reimu?

Eh, by the time I'd ever have a kid (probably never because I'm past my prime and I still haven't even had my first kiss jfc) all the old ladies are gone.

Oersted.

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And Spain.

>see this pic
>somehow feel kinda uncomfortable

Guys
He’s not red anymore

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my parents named me billy bob

Unless you're Asian.. No. Don't be a fucking weeb.

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Vivi from FFIX
Or if I want my kid to suffer, Ansem.

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but then it's like those old-ass tacky abbreviature names like dazdraperma (long live 1st of may)

He looks like a girl.
I'm interested how he will look like after puberty hits him.

cringe stoner name. Last Seth i knew walked out on his job in an uncontrollable rage for no reason.
later i found out he went to jail

For men too.

if he's jewish that'd actually work in a way

PLOT TWIST! The kids will grow up and tend towards personality traits similar to the characters you picked. Not saying you cant raise them right but still...

>he's blonde too
Oh shit. He WILL become the Nord that is the face of Skyrim.

evacuate while you still can

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Based Brosnan poster

>I like to play video games
Already less casual than Yas Forums. Good for him.

My wife's son is named Barret

Futaba

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY NAME IS SETH!

>dovah
idk it's not that weird, but I used to work with a 17 year old named anakin.

I cry myself to sleep a lot.