Get on voice chat!

Yes. Just be careful.

>anime jizzbrain has no friends
pottery

I can't, that will involve hearing other autists voice cracking, burping, gasping, ruffling the mic against their neckbeard, etc.. My deep, manly voice is wasted on these degenerates

I can't do voice chat, my home has shitty voice insulation and it bothers me that if I talk it'll be heard by my neighbors.

>talking on vc
>voice starts to echo into the other guys mic

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Just tell them to stop sperging. I just tell people to mute themselves if they're audibly eating or some shit

>dude get on voice chat
>nah
>dude it will be fun!
>nah
>COME ON DUDE
>fine
>there is a line every 5 min and it is about what happens on screen and you can see the shit for yourself
Fucking retards

Agreed, Why bother when these faggots barely ever talk in text chat anyways.

>say hello in voicechat
>''OMG A NIGGGER HAHA WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER, STINKY NIGGER''
>I'm white

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I sound like a weird mix between an adult man and a teenager, and some days my voice is just deeper than others. Yeah, I'm old enough to be on this website. I wonder what gives.

yes. You just have to be good at ghosting people after you drain them

i fucking hate this, could sound totally alpha one day and sound like some gay bitch the next. voice hasnt changed in the last 5 years so I think this is it for me guys.

post voices

no I only post my body on Yas Forums from time to time but i'm too shy to share my voice

you cant say that without a post then??!!

>start TF2 in 2008
>join a community in 2009 and become a regular
>all talk is always one so everybody is bantering and mic spamming back and forth as we play everything from cp_gorge to pl_DonkeyKong
>never had a mic during those years
>server dies
>through some bizarre twist the old guard all reunited again last year and one of them is running a TF2 server again
>have been using a gaming headset when necessary these past few years
>we're all older now and out of college and high school
>no time to sit and play TF2
>my opportunity finally talk to the people I played video games with for years is still a pipe dream
Such is life.

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>get on VOIP
>there is always that one arsehole who has voice activation
>constantly hot micing
>never turns it to push-to-talk even though everyone tells him to

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no, your just fishing for you's you fag

>guy sounds like he's from the emirates
>is actually just european
every time

>get on voice chat bro
>sure thing bro
>Caleb from Blood soundboard activated
>play "It's all in the reflexes" everytime I get a kill

>hot micing
What?

just pretend to be a girl until you get free shit then unleash your most revolting and feral coimer groan

>this will never not be the case
alhamdulillah

>join VC
>hack up a storm
>leave
>nobody asks me to join again

>Get on voice chat
>People say I sound like I'm 30 years old and smoke too much
>Other than that everything is normal

I can and I just did, besides I don't want to derail.

>besides I don't want to derail.
You want, you do and you should get get dick cancer

i seek and cannot find, thanks anyways user.

>ur white
think again Ahmed

>get on voice chat
>chat and chill cuz I'm not a fucking autistic fag00t

Is it that hard? I am an autistic fagoot but still its ez

its a spectrum u fagoooot

>THAT song that get's blasted at earrape levels
What's their name Yas Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=4kWFZskyYDU

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>team losing
>"hey user, get on comms we are losing
>press mic button
>"Me talking wont make you shitters play any better"
>stay quiet for the rest of the game while they seethe/continue bantering with buddies if were teamed

>get on voice chat.
>immediately impersonate Hank Hill
>continue to do so for the rest of the match

It's never not fun to tell the lobby about my latest propane sales, I tell ya hwat.

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it's a furry thing don't worry :¥;^'.

Well now you only tempt me to spite you, user.

Wow, really owned em autismo

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Get fucked

This but unironically. Keep 'em coming, champ.

youtu.be/Wp3dNTMbyho

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@498974105
>still fishin
Don't get greedy fuckhead

>have a mic
>have literally never talked to another person on a computer
>come up with excuses every time
I'm too scared of sounding like a fag in front of a dozen people. How do I get the confidence?

>get on comms
>blow into mic
>blow into mic for the rest of the game

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you just have to start doing it, no amount of advice will help your own issues with that.

As long as you arent 12, you will be fine
and if youre 12 then you already wouldnt acknowledge how others feel about your voice

no u

>"Get on voice, user."
>My mic is broken
>"No it isn't, prove it."
>Wrap meaty 300lb hand around mic and blow into it
>Repeat

I wish I could use a mic but it just feels so wrong and gross using my actual voice. I'm just known as a autistic mute that only types in my friend groups.

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You've probably heard dozens of autists in your games speak up without getting shit right? No reason to assume they'll view you any different.

>get on mic user :3
>i get on despite the same thing happening everytime
>what the fuck is that noise
>is that a car?
>are you in a garage right now
>fucking user is playing and flying a helicopter look at him
>dudes working part time at uber while playing what a guy

I'm in my mid 20s but I have a very soft, almost effeminate voice

Holy cringe

good to know

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I'm scared of interactions for example people liked you and add you but you don't really like them but add them to be polite and now they keep inviting you and you don't wanna delete them bc that's mean. I now play offline 99% of the time to avoid everyone I've added over time

It's pretty impressive that you can fly a helicopter while playing a game but you probably shouldn't do that

who the fuck makes these

FUUUUCCCCKKKK NOOOO PLEASE DONT MAKE ME

holy shit, i do this. It is so bad that I do this but I will probably do this forever.

me

keep on making them - those are hilarious

What if I don't want to be one of those weird autists people want to shut up? I want to be that cool guy that gets on mic and everybody immediately likes

The easiest way to avoid talking in voice chat is to not have any friends. I haven't talked to anyone for three months!

Knew a deaf guy once. He was pretty cool and we played Dark Souls together. I think he was lying about being deaf but he was a cool guy still.

I would suggest starting a waifu CGI youtube gaming channel and make lots of money from coomers

>my voice seems normal to me
>get on voice chat
>"Woah dude what a deep voice"
>record myself talking
>mfw it is deep

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im the same but with typing instead

>sister asks me for help on her homework
>dude help your daughter

You are a good man, user. But charcoal is better

>get in VC dude

>everyone ignores whatever I say

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There is no greater terror than listening to your own voice.
>what the fuck I sound like THAT?

That dissonance is normal to everyone, don't worry about it.