Which video game character do you think has the biggest penis Yas Forums?

Growers are a myth.

this has to be the most retarded shit I've read this year
does getting your foreskin cut off also damages your brain?

no but they usually get a lobotomy as free dlc

Bayonetta

This is the only correct answer.

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that dude from asura's wrath that was big enough to skullfuck the entirety of earth if he wanted to

>Kotal literally has a modelled dick bulge
>meanwhile the girls are not even allowed to show more than a few inches of skin
what a time to be alive

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Mediterranean dicks expand with bloodflow. Just look at statues.

there was actually a recent study on that which found that it does alter brain activity permanently
it was censored

This is cherry picked and delightfully excludes so many outfits that launched with the game.

Best girls not in yet anyways so I haven't bough it.

are they actually just trying to turn people gay or is it just a product?
how long till someone makes a game with guys having pecs so bit they're just breasts cause women get burkad

>This is cherry picked and delightfully excludes so many outfits that launched with the game.

what are you talking about?
there is literally zero revealing outfit for girls that launched with the game, and not a single one that nears the nakedness of the plenty of male costumes that show a lot of skin
they even censored the "legacy costumes" that launched with the game. The only costumes that show some small hint of skin are the paid "classic" costumes, that they added later, but those just reveal how ugly and intentionally not-sexy they made the female character models

like why the fuck are you even defending this shit

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Is this guy unaware of how penises work? If it's not just a stump, it probably just stretches out. Would make less sense for him to be huge while fighting the joker.

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Those are his balls.

He tucks the shaft into his waistband like a sensible human being because he's rock hard 100% of the time.

I've seen webms of actual micro dicks growing into 8 inch destroyers.

Kys

>6 inches
>get told by two Japs my dick is huge compared to Japanese men
Why do we even bother with wh*toids anymore?

>at least 2 deletion waves
>this still up

>still obsess over outfits
It's over, man.

here's how it works: people like to see attractive people in their media. They want the heroes and the heroes' love interests and the heroes' friends to be attractive. They'll tolerate it if some of the villains or the comic relief are ugly, but that's it.
People also like to see attractive people of the opposite sex in revealing outfits. Men want to see tight clothing or skin on women, women want to see tight clothing or skin on men. All of this leads to a work being more successful than it would have been otherwise(there's such a thing as going overboard, but generally speaking, this is true). However, in recent years, some women have begun complaining about women with revealing outfits. They don't complain about them being attractive(unless their breasts are too large), but they complain about them dressing provocatively. But neither men nor women complain about shirtless men, or men wearing tight pants. So, some companies will tone down the costumes of the women, because they believe that the complaints are more of a hassle to deal with than just changing the costumes. But, because no one complains about the men, they just leave the men as is, or even go further than before.
they're not really right, of course, because the group of women who complain is actually quite small(and women in general are less likely to spend money on the kind of media where this is relevant, anyway), so they would end up making more money by ignoring them, but ultimately it doesn't matter that much because they still make plenty either way.

So we should vote with our wallets if we want our chainmail bikinis back?

>Growers are a myth.

As a grower myself I find this delusion amusing to read.

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No, people pretty much already do and the consensus seems to be that while the revealing outfits are preferred not enough people are actually upset enough about their removal to seriously impact sales. It's over, "vote with your wallet" doesn't work for videogames because it turns out that the vast majority of people that play them will just continue to pay money and consume product regardless of how bad that product gets, or how morally objectionable the actions of the producer are. Fundamentally, gamers lack the collective willpower to successfully boycott anything. If people couldn't manage to boycott Activision-Blizzard for like, 2 months, over the fact that they were literally acting as enforcers for Communist China, they're not going to over a lack of revealing outfits.

>sex sells
No thanks.

>sex
>no thanks
sounds about right

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Rance

Imagine the meltdown if this was a camel instead.

God I fucking hate FFXIV, I hope their entire team gets corona and dies

>all the male characters look cool and interesting
>all the females look boring

Why would you do this to your own product?

I can't speak for everyone, but every time I've been in a fight my cock and balls would tuck right up back inside my body. I didn't start to chub up until it was almost over and my friends were coming to pull me off whoever it was.

solid snake is ironically a eunuch. big boss is packing +11 inches for sure

Underrated

>tfw will never warm his cold heart
He's probably packing and uncut, but knowing Boon, he probably made Scorpions bigger than any of the men in MK.

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If theres a women studies class, why cant there be a dick studies class

Dante's Inferno's Lucifer.

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Pretty sure Doom guy packs a 17 incher.

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I don't know why people are still posting after this.
He even has dick physics

What are some good video game bulges?

im 3 inches soft 6 inches hard

>2020
>Twitter cancer still isn't banned on sight

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Growers are a northern adaptions, just like white skin.
Both make you fare better in cold climates.

White skin makes it easier to get vitamin d from sunlight.
Smaller extremities make it easier to conserve body heat.

If you're not a grower you're literally not white.

Underrated

Ruin is a mare iirc

Shao Kahn once again showing his superiority

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Literally who's being thirsty for Baraka or Shao Kahn though?

Ruin is stallion, m8.

Yas Forums might not like it, but we honestly need more gay/trans romance/sex in vidya. Its fucking 2020 after all.

post sauce

I coulda sworn war calls it a her at some points

lmao look at this dicklet anglo cope

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are you in every fucking thread you falseflagging faggit

archive.fo/TuTi5

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Male Shep definitely has a magnum dong

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Actually the phantom horses doesn't have gender, but Ruin was based on a Clydesdale stallion. Mayham is most likely to "be" a mare.

Meaty dick, seeing flopping around was awfully comical.

why is he circumcised?