I have shilled this game for easily 2 months here

HYPE culture and pre-order culture needs to fucking die. I hope you learned your lesson zoomer OP.

it's on gamepass, turbo mong
it's basically free

>$120/year for broken unplayable messes
Memewhile I get it for free t. pirate.

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gamepass on pc is just $1 for 3 months, and you know it, community manager

cant you motherfuckers just stop arguing already

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If I remember correctly, some outlets held off on publishing their reviews so that they could wait for a patch to drop that fixed the technical issues, so that score could change to more or to less

we tried to warn you

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I'm not spoonfeeding your retarded ass, you have to evolve from Yas Forumsedditor by yourself

HK was unoptimized trash as well when it came out brah.

what the fuck is "buffered combat"? Don't make up terms faggot. Also not the games fault you're playing on a toaster. Played for 5 hours already and haven't had a single issue, combat is punishing on hard but feels very reactive and precise after you get your first real weapon.

>Discussions page is full of moon runes, no one able to help
Guess you gotta wait for a patch, desu.

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You get old abilities really quick in Metroid sequels too, the point is that they want to get that out of the way and have you find new stuff.
Anyway, the game needs a patch. There's still a day one patch missing on PC, I've been playing it since yesterday and hoped they would have fixed it by now with official release.

I mean, it is a bumpy launch for me at least
it has the same stuttering as arkham knight, were in some situations the game freezes repeating the same sound for a second, and this glitch basically threw 2 hours of my time
I will wait for the patch, because I was pretty hyped about it, and so far my opinion is bad, and honestly want to enjoy the experience

The workaround for now is putting the game on an SSD, if you have one. Fixed it for me. Not really an excusable issue, but a bandaid at least.

works on my machine :)

Why couldn't they do that for new vegas but they were happy to do it here

i'm on an ssd right now
the stuttering is transient in my case, so at least the game is playable
some guys on steam are reporting the same room spawn glitch but with a black room

>you get the double jump in 10 minutes
>you get the stick to the wall mechanic in 12 minutes

>"NOOOOO I WANT TO GET ONE MECHANIC EVERY 10 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY LIKE SHITOW KNIGHT REEEE"
Just imagine being this pathetic

Well let's hope we get a patch soon. Journalists got a buggy version without HDR or d-pad movement, but eventually got a patch before release. Considering PC still has no HDR and d-pad movement, we're missing a patch that probably fixed the audio and checkpoint bugs too. Supposedly console versions are updated but have some issues too though.

Surprised it came out soon, alongside with Celeste 9D and the new Hades update.
Gonna have some fun after pirating.

I wonder why they think posting in their native language is going to help.

well, thanks for the info, lad

>buffered combat aka zoomer action
what do you mean by this? all games have buffered inputs for action. or do you mean it's dial a combo like bayo it ques up more than one move at a time?

Only 1 publication did that.
Now I know I may be biased as I like OP shilled the fuck out of a game (I just shilled Dreams instead) but how in the actual fuck can you ever justify releasing a review of a 9-10/10 for a game that so overtly has these issues in there?

fuck you amelican pig, you eithel speak oul language, beautiful Chinese, ol you go fuck youlself

it's basically the game combat is around the idea of penalizing button mashing, aka souls combat
3 continuous button presses lead to a little inertia cool down, and the enemies time their attacks to that, so instead of good old metroidvania arcade action, you get "encounters" type of action

You wouldn't be in that room if you didn't die to the spider, thus his comment.

The game is kind of a technical disaster, another victim of the Unity engine. It only works fine for me because my PC is way overkill for it, no frame drops but still hits 80% usage on a fucking 2070. The amount of effects the game uses and the fact that it uses a lot of 3D assets too can't be ignored. It's not gonna run like Shovel Knight, but there's no reason people with 960s or something shouldn't 4K/60 a game like this.

Solid 1080/60 on a GTX1050 craptop with 8 GB ram in my case. I have no idea what these morons are going on about

Shouldn't you have written that in Chinese if you wanted to make a point?

the xbox one x has drops down to 48fps, so there is that, is really a shame.

China number one :)

how could you really tell that
the spawn point is glitched, so loading my game would lead to the same result, and it is what is happening
game is broken, no big deal. it's not like it's unfixable

Dunno, (I shilled botw, still am).
Why wouldn't bad games get high reviews?

Maybe you should play in very easy mode

Not worth installing windows 10.

>let me slide the bugs thread
lol at your job, cm

I don't quite understand?
cool down (of what?) is connected to button presses?

We got a magnet yet? warez-bb is dead for me.

Fuck really? it doesn't run on windows 8?

So you're saying I should wait for a patch before I pirate it?

Your flash game is irrelevant, zoomer. Run along

>you get the double jump in 10 minutes
>you get the stick to the wall mechanic in 12 minutes
are these supposed to be bad things?

>let me slide with stupid questions and proofposting
lol at your job, cm
pretty much if you don't want to get yourself stuck in your save file

>it is a bug
No it's not, it's an arachnid.

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wait so the day one patch is not out yet?
probably wait for a bit and then pirate, fuck this

it runs on windows 7, I don't think anyone even considered 8/8.1

stop sliding the thread, and fix the game

Well, there is a difference between saying something is bad because "thats just my opinion lel" and then "this game barely fucking works".
I think its smoothbrained to shit on Dreams for having unfinished agdg tier games 2 weeks after the game has come out when everything else is a miracle of software development.
I mean you shilled BOTW so you should know about the critique of some of the tech shit. The fps issues and some excessive pop-in in some cases are legit critiques right?
Now imagine your game crashes every 30 minutes as well. How will publishers ever be held accountable if they just hand out high scores anyway?

how long do I have to wait for switch port?

It runs on 7 and 8/8.1

yeah a lot of games say that but it's just a scam to get you to buy "windows for the government to look through at all your personal shit 10"
sunset overdrive says the same thing and runs finer on 8.
if it's unity like the first game it should run fine.

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>oh my gosh my save is ruined
what an absolute retarded nigger lmao

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>fluxscam, trannychat and LGBTBBQ chrome icon
kek

That's great. Fuck Microsoft for putting win 10 in minimum req.

wtf
i was not aware of that feature
thank you so much
you could help without insulting, though

shut up you little bitch and be grateful I spoonfeeded you

>you get the double jump in 10 minutes
>you get the stick to the wall mechanic in 12 minutes
i fail to see any issues with those, the faster i get to the meat of the game the better, also if you can make more complicated enemies from the start than the ones you see in most of metroidvanias where enemies just walk in a straight line and bump into you then i love that shit even more

Lol i got disappointed because for a second i thought you were running windows 98.

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I thanked you, turbomong, but you called me a retarded nigger, and I am quite smart and aryan as fuck
first game I've seen that does save backups, 2bh, probably because they know it's infested with bugs