This type of game is pure autism

Irish names are fucking cool

Also the absolute state of Genghis.

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How the fuck do I truly get into CK2? I've watched multiple videos on it but my brainlet mind always gets confused once I start acquiring too much land and have too many vassals and so forth.

You just play, make mistakes, and learn how things work eventually.
Also, my son is a motherfucker.

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What exactly are you struggling with?

this shit came out 7 years ago and still no sequel. wtf

New DLC soon, goyim

>EU4
>autism
Fuck off, it's casual as shit. Friendly reminder to pirate all the DLC and then use creamAPI to activate it on a legit Steam copy of the base game.

t. Tyrone

Your Russia is weak and corrupted by Norse scum.

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>224 years years later
>Korea's borders remain unchanged
Every single time. I have never seen Korea grow or shrink without it being directly from me

No, it's RP servers on Arma and Squad

>Tfw beating the fuck out of Ming as a Horde
Is there any better feeling besides crippling the Ottocucks?

Babby's first autism.

They probably get vassalized by China or Japan just like real life

Here's a shot without my Eastern cousins to show you further just how pathetic your Russia is.

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Poor's man CIV

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You're kidding me right? Civ is baby shit compared to GS

Shattering the Seljkuks in one fell scheme as a literal who independent Sheik.

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Poor Man's Hearts of Iron 4

>tfw you rise up against your Muslim snobby ass Bedouin neighbors and reform your native faith
Going to take generations, but I will eradicate their kind and their faith.

also, going to invade Hispania and crown myself badshah after assimilating with the beauitful white people for dat superior melting pot culture

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>start as Norse
>be dad of Ragnarr
>Focus entirely on making Ragnarr the biggest Chad in all of history
>die of natural causes before I could complete his training
>He takes the mantle of Chad regardless
>Complete takeover of Scandinavia within 20 years
>Complete reformation of the Germanic faith by 10 more years
>reaching old age
>so strong he successfully doesn't die like a bitch in forging a wolf warrior bloodline
>calls upon his marshal to find someone
>finds an African woman
>WE WUZ it up with her smoothly
>eventually reach the turning point
>Close to death, might as well go out with a bang
>but he doesn't
>instead he rises again as Filkyr Ragnarr, God Emperor of Scandinavia
>Within 20p hears btfo the Christcucks and islamofags out of their holy sites
>Rip the pope's claim of Rome from his dead, rotting hands
>established as a hard core international medieval power so threatening the whole world has to set up a defensive pact against God Emperor Ragnarr
>economy's doing so well it can fund a permanent horde of over 10k pissed, immortal fuckers.
>Terrorize the fractured asshole of Europe and Judaea with the sole purpose of spreading the based Germanic religion south-west, to the KANGZ and pooinloos
>Kowtow to a Chinese emperor with the plan of getting chill while consolidating the entirety of India and Africa before he sets his sights on the Chinese throne.
>Europe is the equivalent of pre-roman tribal states except it's full of Christcucks
>England is part of the Scandinavian empire, purging any and all Christcucks within
>Soon the Byzantine Empire will fall not at the hands of the Turks, but at the hands of Ragnarr, God Emperor and Sea King of all of Europe, direct descendant of Alexandar the Great.
God I fucking CK2

but civ series is the baby entry level for strategy games, even mana management games like EU4 require more intelligence.

Victoria 2 is a shit game propped up by sad excuses for mechanics like infamy

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>institutions as a non-european aren't fun and should be re-worked
prove me wrong

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civ is poor man's grand strategy

git good
probably didn't even know you can develop them did you?

>EU4
SHIT taste

>Playing as a non-European
>Playing EU4
You get what you fucking deserve.

i want victoria 3 with a non-potato economy and rebellions tied to political factions in an actually coherent manner

Nigga its FAR better than how it used to be. You used to have to risk getting assraped by euros to get caught up in tech by letting them border you. Now you can just develop them yourself

>mfw my second son was born as a child of destiny but I ended having to play as his vastly inferior older brother while he went off and conquered Britian and renamed it Alexanderopolis

I got cucked hard.

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>premade characters
>OP premade characters
>characters with storylines

you are a fucking cuck

Technically OP didn't post grand strat, he posted EU4.

>Wanna play Imperator just to try Bronze Age mod
>Mod wont load
Thank you Parajews for this shitty launcher

I fucking wish.
Old grand strat was like that now you just press buttons and epikkkk blobs happen

Why is EU4 so fucking boring?

I could spend all day talking about how bad it is, but I play HoI4 and it's full of dumb shit, but at least I can enjoy it. EU4 doesn't even feel like I'm playing a game, it feels like the game is playing me.

play Ireland and abuse the Jew money to conquer with mercs easy unification

got those empire titties jiggling

Stability and mana seem designed to remove as much player agency as possible.

conquer Manchu if they get attacked some times

It actually tries to represent an economy, an industry that relies on actual goods, and populations to produce and consume them. It's dated, but as a grand strategy game (as opposed to just a wargame) I'd argue it's the best Paradox has made.

CK2 is the one that can be criticized about the fact you just wait for random events to happen

>Playing EU4 or HoI4
LOL

No, not really, you can alternate between its roleplaying aspects and strategy aspects seamlessly to avoid that.

*tir eoghain

There's always something to do in CK2 though. Seduction, murder, trying to have more kids, trying to have you kids killed, bribing your court to pass succession laws, and so on.

I don't like it that much because I don't really enjoy the roleplaying stuff but it's still there. Basically CK2 isn't and isn't trying to be grand strat, it's a dynasty simulator.

>EU4
>Autism
nigger thats the most casual, entry level, meme gsg game out there. you want autism? EU3, HOI2/3, Vic2,

>enjoys HoI4
>complains about lack of control in EU4
Are you for fucking real?

I've played Hoi3 and Vicky 2 to death already. I'd go back to them if they could get basic quality of life-upgrades like template management and automatically moving troops to a frontline, but as it stands doing basic shit like recruiting and moving troops in those games makes me want to shoot myself.

And I honestly like what HoI4 does with production, even if civilian industry is broken beyond belief and many of the basic interface elements are a massive downgrade over HoI3.

>try to play HOI3
>divisions are represented as envelopes

I'm sorry, I just cant.

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>get heir with shitty stats
>GUESS I'M NOT PLAYING THE GAME FOR FIFTY IN-GAME YEARS

>he doesn't watch anime on a second screen while playing paradox games