If you marry her, you're a simp

Hayley has the most to gain from marrying you and adding some purpose to her life.

Two kids and counting. Take a walk on the sunny side of life, user.

>Marrying a woman makes you a simp
Wow didn't take long for that meme to become a buzzword!

simp lmao

Has coomer already worn out it's welcome?

it's not some made up new word, you ESLnigger

marrying a woman is succeeding, most simps give money to women and don't even get a response

Yeah coomer is a dead meme

>2019: Beta
You couldn't think of anything, huh? Idk maybe tranny? 2019 was just 2018 part 2

She acts more like a wife than the others though so how exactly is that simping?

Retarded list people have been using those words forever

You can simp deez nuts in ya mouth, bitch

It does, though. Marriage has literally no benefits for a man. Getting married just puts yourself in a position where you can have half your shit stolen for the rest of all time. Only a simp would seriously entertain the thought of getting married in today's day and age.

I didn't, I married Alex.

Was coomer ever meant to be an insult? I feel like some people think they're triggering everybody when they reply with boomer or coomer. Boomer and coomer are just too based and funny. Zoomer and doomer are the fags you don't want to be.

They got more popular during those years it feels like.
Yeah but I guess coomer/tranny work.

what does that have to do with marrying girls in a videogame? haley is never gonna leave me and we will both grow old together on our farm with our big white family

i was too busy making maps and stuff

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I watched a youtube video explaining what this stupid word is supposed to mean and I still don't get it.

fucking normal and newfags fuck off with your retarded memes

theres no world in which haley is not the ideal wife

I liked her sister more

>not being a boomer coomer, rockin out to dadrock, sippin monster to refuel after a 2 hour wank sesh

the proto-coomer aka gamer was a bannable offense on half the website, you fucking r/donald refugee
go back

Do you have children in babies first harvest moon? if not then yeah, you're probably a 'simp/cuck/whatever todays buzzword is'

you forgot numale

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lmfao forgot that shit was word-filtered also by the cucked mods
CKUMbrain

I fucking loathe nigger speak. I’m sorry cunt, I don’t speak Ebonics.

>people think blacks aren't even more incels then they are chads

some people use "simp" to mean beta orbiters and white knights but other people use "simp" to just mean anybody who speaks to or is attracted to women and a 3rd group of people just use it as a generic intentionally meaningless insult to ironically throw at people arbitrarily

Unironically upvote this man.

I assumed that ‘simp’ was an abbreviation of simpleton, a stupid person. No?

>Was coomer ever meant to be an insult?
You say that, but then you watch these sub-humans throw away their money and self-respect to e-girls or some garbage game because they might see a little titty, and you can't help but have nothing but disgust for them.

>talking to some friends over lunch who work in player behavior for a game company
>they talk about how fucking obnoxious it is that "simp" is the new buzzword every one is using
>wasn't aware it was a thing since Yas Forums wasn't using it and I don't really use other social media
>a week later, I constantly see "simp" on this board now

If I ever needed proof that Yas Forums is filled with faggot Facebook and Twitter kids, this is it.

this post literally makes no sense, Abigail is the quintessential simp choice

Simp

I was just talking about wojak iterations you aspie. Coomer probably would've been invented even if cü.mbrain never existed.

you don't have any friends and are re-telling the story about that one time you argued with some faggots on a smaller board

>self respect
If you are watching e girls you are far past that user let alone supporting them like a simp

I married the tedhead nature girl and I don't regret it.

diminutive of Simpson.
means that you are yellow, which is the racial color of zoomers.

True enough.

I went for the good one
Penny

first time seeing this word, never heard of it before.
Man Yas Forums is so fucking shit.

Simp is decades old slang for simpleton. Like "lit" and "fire", it's been around for ages but the kids think it's new for some reason.

This man, he speaks the truth

Nah it was the only based thing mods ever did. You discord trannys were just shitting up my vidya titty threads. If you want to express your shitty opinions just watch some furry make a 7 hour video essay and join a circle jerk discord.

I found about it like a week or two ago from Shadman

Same place I get all my up-to-date news to be honest

Nigger.

People who unironically use the word "simp" are that themselves.

That's what I thought as well.

Only male feminists, white knights, and other subhuman submissive to women "men" are crying about simp becoming wide spread, because they know they it fits them perfectly. Same way they fought against basedaboy tooth and nail, while championing incel like their lives depend on it. Culture war is a real thing, look out for "chud" it's the new "not extreme left" word they're pushing, but it's failing miserably.

What you just described doesn't make me think of coomer. You just described a simp. You can be a coomer and hate women. That's based.

>loves children and reading
>sloppy drunk sex

brb buying fine wine for my wife

neat projection about being a gamered reject that spends hours touching himself

Yas Forums took a new role, it's now the drawing board. The wall to fling shit at to see what sticks is elsewhere now. Sticking shit to our walls isn't special, everything we make will stick. Sticking shit on their walls is much more effective. We're shit connoiseurs, we don't want our own shit on our own walls anymore. That's the wrong kind of classy.

I assume pewdiepie used it in one of his videos.

Or you could just go to /h or /d you fucking dipshit

Not a projection

kek don't pretend you don't already know fag. You probably got that dingus's notifications popping up on your phone as soon as he releases shit. Clown.

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