My girlfriend bought me Rabi-Ribi and is being kind of strange about it...

My girlfriend bought me Rabi-Ribi and is being kind of strange about it. Every time I get home and she sees that I'm not playing it she mentions that if I go too long without playing it I'll forget the combos and have to start over.

She's really obsessed with me just finishing Rabi-Ribi. She even said she might reward me if I beat it. Has this ever happened to anyone?

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beat it

just beat it

Your girlfriend is probably a pedophile

Tell your tranny bf to dilate

Maybe she just really wants to discuss the game or something? Never played it.

Fuck her, it's a good game regardless and play it at your own free will

Your gf has good taste in games and just wants you to experience the best metroidvania of the decade
Just beat the game bro

Your girlfriend is a lesbian.

THIS HOMO DON'TA WANNA BEAAAT IT.

i cum in my own mouth sometimes

game hard

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Finish the game, user. The reward is probably Erina cosplay sex

Stop imagining you've a gf, also beat rabi-ribi

i dont have a girlfriend

That reisen?

TRYING TO SHOW HIM IT'S FUN
TRYINA TREAT THE POOF RIGHT

BUT THIS GAY SO FAR GONE
TOO BUSY USING THAT JOYSTICK ON HIS ASS, OH TOO TIGHT

Dude just beat. Just beat it.

Seriously though, she obviously got it as a gift for you, thought that you would really enjoy it if you just gave it a chance, and is generally showing excitement and interest in you and for you. Just give her the benefit of the doubt, do it for her. A lot of people wish their significant other had this much adoration for them, that they'd gift them a random gift with this much enthusiasm. Not saying you're ungrateful, but at the very least just don't disappoint someone who feels this positively about you.

>She even said she might reward me if I beat it
she definetely bought a sexy bunny costume, fucker, you better finish it ASAP

>just wants you to experience the best metroidvania of the decade
This. Rabi-Ribi was the most fun I've had with the genre in a long while and I really want a sequel

Just max out your healing items. Beating Cocoa for the second time also lets you buy full screen hitting bombs.

No one wants to see a 600pound behemoth looking "sexy"

op confirmed the postal dude

As if overly large people don't flock to each other. Motherfucker please, if that's the case he likely isn't any better, and he's still up one person that actually gives a shit about him. Checkmate, pussy.

this game is pure soul
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yep

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Okay but now she is telling me to pull ny pants back on and go back to playing Rabi Rabi

Hearing this was an experience. It was one of those that made me stop playing and just start listening to it.
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Your girlfriend is putting estrogen in your food.

She definitely bought a bunny girl costume for a 'reward'
Your girlfriend IS at least attractive, right OP?

Nah, she is a fat bitch and probably autistic too, but I cant do any better

rude but probably true

Did you finish that 0% run user?
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mija?

Lucky bastard

Rabi Ribi is super cute and super fun.

God that’s hot

She's right, play it continuously, or you will end up dropping it because you'll forget where you were in the game world and what you were supposed to be doing, like me.

Bro I had to use a full set of bombs and a lot of healing items to beat Irisu there is no chance that I'd be able to do that.

Could be worse
I heard my girlfriend's boyfriend is a pedophile, makes her dress up like a kid and shit, sick fuck

I'm laughing at this post, but I feel for you user.

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My favourite
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Stop reminding me that i haven't finished this game yet you fucks. I'll get to it eventually, leave me alone

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>she is a fat bitch and probably autistic too
no user, she is thicc and quirky

>tfw no fat autistic gf to make me play video games

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err do you dislike her. this seems like a mean thing to say about your gf if its not tongue in cheek lol

How do you get lost in a game that has a bunch of markers telling you where you probably should head?

Just do it.

Wrong.

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>Beat the game
>Have like 9 bosses left to beat
>Have no idea where they are

got filtered by the egyptian boss lady and when the game offered me some halo to make the game easier i uninstalled.

You got filtered on normal mode? I beat it on hard for my first run.

I honestly don't remember, it's been years. But I'm extremely shitty at bullet hell type games and I remember this game felt like one because of how much shit I had to dodge.

She's trying to get you to stop being bad at games.

God I hate how fat people accept things like it's their fate

Yeah it pretty much is one combined with a metroidvania.

>yfw no gaming gf

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sup mugi

Shut the fuck up stick bug.

dumb question: how the fuck do I get Ribbon's alt costumes

She has costumes?

you get one after beating halloween content and the rest is in DLC I think????

Fuck, this game was pure soul. What the fuck is the dev doing anyway? I heard a new project was in the works.

What kind of instant cope is this?

Dude work out with your girlfriend

why you hunted whales if you are not going to "harpoon" them.

STOP TAKING HER FOR GRANTED user ONE DAY YOU WONT HAVE HER AND YOU WILL MISS THESE MOMENTS.

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he's busy not making playable cocoa

Love Bunny and the Final Rabi DLC

I'm sick and tired of all the 30 pound insects on Yas Forums making fun of overweight people. I'll kick your fucking ass.

Bait. Got in shape years ago and so should you and 72% of the US

Quit being a fucking retard and eat less lmao. How are you even human

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I don't care if you got in shape faggot, if I saw you talking shit I'd bust your head open.

Also pretty wild you think anyone who isn't overweight or obese must be scrawny. How brainwashed have you become

Pathetic cope

NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED

You sound submissive and fearful at the threat of violence. Keep your body nice and toned for me fuckboy and I'll let you lick my fat rolls.