Carl is now the protagonist of the last game you played.
What happens?
Carl is now the protagonist of the last game you played
Luis Fisher
Michael Miller
He dies a lot
Isaac Gray
Well great, now not only does carl have two pendants but removing one will summon a spooky ghost that wants to touch him to death
Luke Miller
>pokemon mystery dungeon remake
guys i dont know whats he going to do
Parker Brown
>Hades
He tries to leave once, gets killed horribly, and then spends the rest of the game in the bar trying to hit on Meg and Dusa inbetween sessions of eating brimstone chicken wings.
Connor Roberts
>Phoenix Wright
"Yeah, yeah he's guilty, anyways can I freakin' get the hell outta here, the game's about to come on."
Jonathan Baker
>Doom 2K16
I guess the armor doesn’t fit or it comedically bulges out for his beer gut and nothing changes except he says some comedic quip from the show for each glory kill?
Cameron Rivera
>dmc 3
I don't see him getting past missions 1. He'd just respawn endlessly.
John Peterson
"Yo Belmont, your man Alucard there has been me some funny looks. If I didn't know any bettah, I'd say he's interested in what I'm packing, heh heh. Hey pretty boy, I don't roll like that."
Bentley Hill
>This action ain't got my friggin' consent, Fryman.
Jack Adams
>FE3H
nothing changes desu
Lincoln Martinez
Dead by Daylight?
He's practically already in the game.
Ethan Walker
>smash ultimate
He'd still be surrounded by a bunch of freaks and would constantly lose. His down taunts would be him riffing on the males and rating the females.
Juan White
>Minecraft
"So what, uh, we diggin' holes and buildin' houses here now? I dunno Fryman, this seems a little gay."
>around the end of the episode, Carl is decked out in armor and is nearly finished building an intricate castle
"Ah shit, I'm gonna need some more friggin' cobblestone."
>Night falls and Carl gets messily killed by a gang of monsters before Shake griefs his castle
Samuel Gomez
>LISA
He overdoses on joy after becoming the biggest mag collector in the world.
James Green
>Hitman 2
>Miami level
Carl would probably get too drunk at the bar, cause a scene, get thrown out, misfire his weapon, disguise would not work on anybody, not agile or stealthy at all. It would be glorious
Jaxson Roberts
So I lose my Reynauld for an Carl? Carl and Dismas: only one of them is making it to the Hamlet and we probably know which one.
Robert Adams
Carl Automata
Tyler Rogers
Shadow of the Colossus
>Yo Agroman, get the hell ovah here!
>Hey! HEY! You gigantic sonuvabitch! Why don't you come a little closer so I can, you know, STAB YOU.
>HeheYEAH, that's right baby, just a few more colossuseses and you're gonna be a warm body again. TONIGHT!
Joseph Gutierrez
So between Crusader and Highwayman, you really think Carl would be the prior?
Wyatt Ward
>implying that he wouldn't replace the narrator
Joseph Parker
"If this Emet-Selch dude was gonna go to all this trouble makin' a city all abracadabra, he shoulda made it fulla hot chicks, heh heh."
Connor Davis
>Postal 2
Nothing changes
Luis Williams
I donno, you tell me
Nathaniel Brooks
How great would a voice pack of Carl for Madden be
Austin Jenkins
>You freakin people never learn.
>Curiosity just killed you, jackass.
Chase Russell
>Yakuza 5
>specifically Haruka's segment
He'd BTFO the fuck out of the Princess League
Brody Richardson
>carl leads a WAAAGH to get beer, hookers, hot wings and accidentally starts bloodbowl in the main universe
Ryder Carter
>DMC4 Dante
Yo demon man, how about you do me a favor and die
Jeremiah Johnson
He takes Satsuki's or Ryuko's roster space depending on how you look at it in Kill La Kill IF, could be fun if he wears either of their outfits and the bants he has for the rest of the roster
Jonathan Ortiz
It don't matter. None of this matters.
Eli Young
I took the quiz answering like Carl would and got a Cubone. Oddly fitting.
Blake Rogers
>Nier Automata
It really doesn't matter. None of this matters at all.
Ryder Sullivan
Underrated
Isaac Stewart
>Dead by daylight
Go away. Go away you friggin freak. So freakin tired of this.
Alexander Brown
>Yeah, mobadise, great.
>You like to party?
Lucas Hill
He lives in Goodsprings, possibly in Victor's Shack, and polishes his car all day.
Xavier Wright
>girls frontline
HEY NEGEV YA FOOKIN JEW
Jaxon Reed
>ey cmere so i hit you with my bone like what my father did to my mother
David Davis
1000 years in ms paint
Jack Cruz
>Max Payne
Potentially fun
Jonathan Price
>KOTOR 2
>Apathy ain't death. It's kinda a sludge, that you just stew in. Like my pool. It's comfy, you know, warm, if you don't think about it too much.
Liam Miller
'Course I survived gettin' shot, I'm tough as nails. Plus I gotta' bout 'n inch of metal platin' grafted into my skull after my ma chucked an ashtray at me for drinkin' all her PBR. Never could open my left eye all the way afta that...oh yeah uh, you still got that bullet by any chance? Was thinkin' of makin' an earring out of it.
Nathan Nelson
sekiro...
Adrian Smith
I miss Mikennemonic
Sebastian Clark
Not only would he be apathetic to the senseless alien gore around him seeing as he put up with much worse around the Aqua Teens, but he would probably be killed by a headcrab fairly quickly, if not killed by a headcrab zombie trying to fuck it.
Jayden Wilson
Battle Fleet Gothic 2. He'd just waste every turn doing nothing because it's not worth the trouble. Which is honestly how I'm starting to feel about this piece of shit game.
Zachary Clark
game?
Jonathan White
I dunno where the fuck I am.
...Who I am...or what I am.
...But I do know whatever babe just hit me up with them mind powers is GONNA GET PLOWED BY MY MEAT STICK HELL YEA DADDY'S COMIN
Brody Powell
Probably Neo Scavenger
William Jackson
Tonight.
You.
Aiden Cox
Hes gonna turn into a Pokemon, freak out and start calling out for Frylock because its most likely his or Shake's fault, then hes gonna get attacked by another Pokemon and die.
Henry Lopez
Yo ClarkeMan, make us freggin whole already!
Jordan Morgan
>Oh yeah, of course! Lemme just take time, outta my day, ta go shoot some friggin' supah mutants for ya little settlement friends! I'd be FRIGGIN' DELIGHTED.
>Yeah yeah, reportah, whatevah, I don' read th' news, you gonna slide outta that trenchcoat anytime soon?
Alexander Russell
Skyrim
>Hold on magic man. You want me to go down into anothah freakin' tomb fulla jacked-up beef jerky zombies... For a rock. Yeah, great, hold on, lemme go get it. So I can use it to bash your freakin' skull in
>HEY. GET YOUR SCALY ASS DOWN HERE SO I CAN KICK IT. You got flame breath? Can't even feel it, burns less than that when I piss
Kevin Ramirez
>H-Hey, Bone-man! Nice uh... robes ya got ther'. Real nice colors, they compliment your... bones. Say uh, I gotta get by ya there so I can get to the Coal Pits. I gotta get to the bottom a this big ass cave system and score some mondo treasa, heheheh. The big money, you know what I'm sayin'?! So yeah, if you could just back up and I could- whoa! Hey whaddya doin, you almost hit me with that fireball, jackass! Hey! HEY! Quit it, *pffft*head! Hole? What hole?! Oh y'mean that one? Oh yeah that one, thats the one I came in from because I got this sick wand that fiyahs black holes. That don't explain why you're FREAKIN SHOOTIN AT ME!! AH GOD-
And thats how Carl died in Noita.
Lucas Young
>Twewy
I have no idea how he would act but what I want to know is what would his entry fee be?
Colton Phillips
>So Glados, you uhhh, got like a sexy robot body you can put yo'self into? Maybe I'd pass these weird portal tests a little better if I had some ah, motivation yeah? Haha, you and me gyratin' all night!
Benjamin Butler
>STALKER
He either becomes another middle-aged fat man that hangs out in Cordon or Rostok 24/7, or he gets eaten by feral dogs or packs of those fucking little Tushkano
Cameron Green
If you don't think the toilet episode is the best you have no taste.
Oliver Rivera
>secret of monkey island
Would honestly be a perfect fit.
Luke Lewis
>Degrees of Lewdity
Every enemy you encounter is Hand Banana.
Justin Myers
>Sonic Team Racing
"Yo Eggman, why is my freaking car on fire?"