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Grey rod users could work with their government to stockpile little nukes in the pocket dimension and just travel anywhere as generic tourists to nuke the shit out of every city they want, no one would know.

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i laughed

Orange ez choice, you can steal banks to get rich and this counters the fact that you can't touch anyone, just buy hookers

>Black
pointless unless I wanted to live forever and/or kill everyone
>Red
>no dicks and ugly
nope
>Orange
Infinite free shit but with time limitations
>Yellow
pointless
>Green
pointless
>Blue
pointless
>Purple
dunno what a voidling is but if I can't fuck it I don't care
>Grey
infinite free shit plus easy peeping and possibly groping

Guess I have to go with grey, but my choices in this one seem relatively underwhelming

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>laughing at my low effort shitpost
you'e first up on the day of the rod

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>black rod
>kill people who are looking for assisted suicide for whatever reason
>they die instantly and painlessly
>immortal AND progressive

>ANY form you can think of
purple can be fucked, coomer

Orange wand

Black Rod + Anthill equals immortality.
I assume this is is eternal youth, not palpatine bullshit.
Orange rod seems cool, but green rod to make super drugs since 95% of all drugs are plant based.

Orange or gray

you should be able to solve this

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>Green rod
>Basically jojo side character’s stand
>Create plant that secrete immortality and invincibilityjuice
>Create plant that summons infinite truesight supersonic missile that seeks other rod user
>Create plant that has the ability of the other rod
>Create plant that can conjure more permanent and tangible object
>Create plant that create mind control juice and another to lob the juice over finite distance

GREEN GANG WHETE YOU @?

Grey seems like the best choice if you were to constantly stay invisible. Not even an orange rod user would be able to detect you.

Orange or grey. If there was way to extend lifespan and get the effects of grey that's be even more ideal.

>don't have to follow orders

>video games

blue. if i'm invincible, i get to spend a comfy life underwater without having to worry about being eaten or something

>blue
>control water to surround myself
>constant invincibility
ez

Based
Green rod user and blue rod user is the only one who has no reason to fight eachother since their ability doesnt get increased by duplicates

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Cancelation for styling on the peasants.

The water isn’t invisible desu

>red rod
>create an army of hellbeasts
>become the ruler of the world

Also that downside doesn't matter at all. Bitch i have an army of infernal beast, i can fuck whoever i want

Prayers Go Out To Oprah Winfrey
It ‘s over ...

>not just getting the blue rod and living in the ocean
there would be zero reason to stay on land anymore

Black Rod, then I just don't point it at anyone.

I got one broken shit for blue rod user
>Can always surround yourself in 100 cubic meter block of water
>Can lob those water at any velocity
>Can condense water at any rate you want
>Can instantly kill anyone within 100m by extracting their moisture
>Can use the water to create miniature blackhole and warp spaces around you in a way that black rod user cant physically point at you
>Doesnt need to know where your enemy are, can just command the water to launch rail projectile toward any rod user

Pick your shield.

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yeah but it is in humans.

poison is objectively superior to thorns unless there are multi hit moves.
so either poison shield or breaker

Hellbeast kinda suck since you can only have 100 of them at a time but OP didnt specify what kind of ability they get so break it away user

Green dude. Weed lmao.

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>accidentally kill self by pointing black rod in wrong direction
>hellbeasts eventually rebel against you because you dont pay them shit
>accidentally get caught trying to rape someone because you unfroze them with your dick
>accidentally break all of your electronics trying to charge the wand
>accidentally create mustard gas plant
>stuck in the ocean and have to drink whale sperm for the rest of your life
>tentacle raped by voidlings
>become a rod neet
grey sounds like the best

I pick yellow just to be contrarian, also because it just says sapping a machine gives me a lightning bolt, so I can blow out some thot's phone and gain zaps, which breaks the law of conservation of energy in half over my massive rod

>get black rod
>spin around in circles
>technically pointed at everyone
>tfw all of humanity instantly dies from a spinning tard

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kek

the earth's curvature means that you're only killing everyone in a certain radius. The rest of the deaths are any aliens that happen to technically be in front of your wand's infinite range

Need more information
>Black rod
Added youth? or just extended deadline for death?
>Red rod
Can the hellbeasts die? if so, are they easy to kill and can a new one be summon immediately after one dies?
>Green rod
Are the plants mature upon creation? By die does it mean wither away? Can the plant material be used for making food, drugs or whatever?
>Purple rod
What level of intelligence do the voidlings have? Are their personalities persistent between each summon?
>Grey rod
Is going within 100 meters of another rod user lethal? Or just an invisible wall?
How easy is it to bring things/people into the pocket dimension? Do I need to physically carry them into the dimension? Just touching them? What?

yea but you can still get infected by corona virus.
>shit power
>ignored by everyone
so pretty much you are right now

>earth
>curvature
lmao

>purple
just remote drop a voiding in the form of a nuke on any thing that stands in my way

Villain tier: Top
Protagonist tier: Bottom

Also what the fuck is a voidling? And description given by grey rod imply that we’re being put on some kind of battle royale

This is why green is best. Can create plant that is cure to whatever disease you may contract. Can become wealthy pharmaceutical mogul or just a nomad that creates whatever they need as they need it.

orange rod

grey rod seems to completely circumvent the yellow, green and blue rods by being forced outside of their area of attack

I really wish i could get a super power irl. It would spice up the boringness significantly.

>Cannot go within 100 meters of another user
>So do i just get teleported away or do i get magnetized away or would i get hit by an invisible barrier?

green rod seems to just be the powerhouse, it can give you just about all the powers of the other ones with minor setbacks
>instant plant a fucking pine tree in the enemy's skull
>plant made-up mind control weed in someone, get 24 hour slave
>nomad plant pet, carry anything you need
if you want to get real fucking wacky you can argue that you can make literally anything with its 'new breeds' clause too, why the fuck can't i just make a plant that grows new fucking rods on it?

>doesn't know how to get super powers irl
if you still don't know then you never will

there are superpowers, its called money and if you have enough of it you can literally do whatever you want

grey rod
pocket dimension is pretty fucking sick
orange rod is close second

kys, and be reborned in an isekai.
be warned tho, dont fet reincarnated to a chicken or some shit

you forgot
>fuckable dryads
all the 24 hour tree pussy you can ever want
imagine.

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grey rod

Based and greenpilled. I was thinking this myself. Green is the godpill.

And it doesn't even say how big they have to be or how much they can grow! Living space elevator in 24 hours.