Why is this literally the only good video game movie?

Hogan would have been way too expensive.

'Helena' was way more like Hitomi in this movie.

>make movie based on game about giant titted women
>cast exclusively women with no tits
This is exactly the point that red/blue vidya adaptation comic was making.

Fun fact, kicking down that door shattered his knee again

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>Videogame about hot chicks fighting
>Movie about hot chicks fighting
It checks out. The real question is why people hated that live action Tekken movie even though it had a bunch of good fight scenes, then praised that shitty 3D movie that focused on fucking Japanese schoolgirls.

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Lmao are you fucking serious?

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is that the wife from my name is earl?

I can't even tell who these characters are

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Movie is terrible but rarely had a cinema production cornered its audience in such a spot-on manner.

because it was made by a chinaman writing japanese characters

Dios Mios.......

Jamie PRessley, yes.

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Reminder that Liu Kang was the pirate leader in this movie

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blondie looks like Christie

titcow and athletics don't go together except on rare goddesses. they chose actresses that can kick and shit.

Muh dick

Hollywood agenda, as much as you fags screech about white genocide and how you are getting replaced Hollywood purposely casts less attractive members of non white races so you can still jerk off over white people and not realize how trash tier they are

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I'm exaggerating a bit, it was just a sprain
Dudes got knees made of paper I swear to god

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Cute grills, cute feet
Those were the times

KEK

Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

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Holly is so pwetty

Damn this was such a retarded setup.

K

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anime-tier nipple hiding

>overtrained assassin getting knocket out by a towel hit

KWAB

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Is this the new Skyrim movie?

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>Gets out of the shower still wet with full makeup on
Damn it really is a true adaptation of vidya lel

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No that's harley quinn

What is the purpose of this scene?

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The fuck is this Tumblr shit?

Oh shit, it's the son in law from Reba

The DoA movie. Decent schlocky film.

youtu.be/Q80QhdVtduE

Kino commercials?

>tumblr shit

you are mentally retarded. this is a movie about tits, tummies, punching, and butts

Knees take a lot of stress from the amount of use and weight put on it while not being able to be built up further like you can the other muscles in your legs and arms. That's why knees and elbows are more fragile.

or the moron bartender from Shameless

that's not mortal kombat

>the comments

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As much as I hate Hollywood and think they're a bunch of pedojews that focus way too much on fridge-body chestlets, I can't think of any hot Asian actresses they could have cast in this movie. Hell they didn't even get any titcows for the white characters.

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I never saw that but my mom loves Reba McIntyre and would watch that show whenever it was on

A commentary on the injustices that were occurring in Rwanda.

Kwab