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>get green
>heal entire world psychological problems
>happy world
you are welcome

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>depends on
Ignore anyone who says this.

green is by far the best
>heal any wounds
If you aren't dead, you won't be
>mind control animals
you can have an entire army
>turn anything into a forest
including your enemies, or at least their weapons. plus the forest will be a habitat for your legion animalia
I would consider red if it gives me succubus catgirls

Green because I'm a furfag

>thinking humans weren't made to corrupt the natural order of things

there isn't even a question. it literally says
>turn ANYTHING into a forest
best staff

>Green
>Turn singular people into entire forests

Black is superior
>invisibility and a worldwide teleport
Literally *teleports behind you* tier. There is no counter to this.

>can turn anything into a forest
lol nice taekwondo nerd, how do you like my power to transform you into an entire ecosystem

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>There is no counter to this
your black staff is now a forest

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I want a staff that turns people into doors.

>turn anything into a forest
/me turns the sun into a forest
Checkmate.

It’s unclear whether you need LOS or knowledge of something’s location to turn it into a forest. If I activate my invisibilty the instant I get the staff, you won’t even know I exist.

greens the strongest since you can turn LITERALLY anything into a forest but red cause its more interesting

green

black
rape

>get green
>make a fortune in the lumber industry.

If you can control what kind of trees the forest is made up of then even better. Not to mention the money you can make from healing people.

Except you would still see the staff.

ill just turn everything that exists other than myself and the oxygen into a forest

obviously red because it cant break

Green I just turn my enemies into a forest.

I would think so, but it's vague enough that semantics could limit that.
Only if you want to be an assassin, and you can't do shit against armor or heavy weaponry
Tactics always lose to better strategy

Green because I would get a lot of intrinsic value out of being able to heal people

>Green
>Turn the Strong Nuclear Force into a forest
>Unmake reality as we know it

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Black staff with like a knife or something is OP as fuck.
>stealth your way into any situation you want
>backstab people
>if you fuck up you have a free out

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>it's vague enough that semantics could limit that
What limiting semantics could you apply to that vague ass description? How does being vague increase the chance of having limited semantics?

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green
ill turn your fireballs into forest you red rocket faggots

Split between black and green
>Green lets you fuck animals and make profit with wood and fruits + Heal anyone
>Black lets you steal stuff and travel easily

but can you turn a forest into a forest?

GREEN

I laughed way harder than I should, good job

red is the worst considering you don't even know if you can control the demons

Green is basically a better Death Note.

>pick red
>summon succubus
why would I pick the other shitty staves

green staff can literally turn all my enemies into trees and has unlimited healing, it sounds broken as hell

Black.

>teleport inside anyone to kill them
>"has no real offensive capabilities"

>Succubus drains you and takes the staff
Sorry bro

Can you fuck the demons you summon with the red staff?

Does anything include empty space? What about souls? People/animals/demons/etc could be defined as beings and not things therefore not being subject to the power

Black so I can be the villains second in command who doesn't really do much but taunt people while they can't reach mr and deliver messages.

they'll end up as a forest at some point so it doesn't really matter
none of it matters

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Obviously black. Green has the capacity to allow me to mind control hot chicks to fuck me, but with black I can do that anyway whether they want it or not and I'll never get caught.

The only reason we don't break the rules is because there are consequences. The black rod removes those consequences.

You guys just want to rape and peep on girls, don't you?

>blacked staff Chad waits till you fall asleep and then kills you

rekt

you would also die retard
yes

black is so much better than the other two.
>bad situation
just teleport
>want to watch girls undress
got you covered
>rob a bank
combine the two abilities

Yeah red staff pretty much hinges on the nature of the demons you can summon. Otherwise its pretty shit.

Uh, beings are things you nimrod. Any noun you could name falls into a subcategory of being a thing.

>Law
>Neutral
>Chaos

Green

GREEN HEAL is broken

>can heal any wounds
>can mind control animals, any sentient living being pretty much yes even humans you churchtard
>Offensive capabilities doesn't kill someone just cripples anyone into the life of a tree

>Forest
>Forest
>Forest

Space is a noun defined as the lack of things
Other metaphysical nouns like the world, universe, timeline, and so on are not really things

Depends on the nature of the teleport.

I could always teleport holding out a large object and get that to be the thing they teleport into.

With some imagination, black could accomplish that as well.
>Teleport to 5 inches behind someone with your arm outstretched and a knife in your hand

Green easily.
I can heal people and be the ultimate #teamtrees bro.

>floor is now a forest
>enemies minions are now forests
>enemies staff is now a forest
>enemies face is now a forest
>planet is now a forest
Druids OP

Your a noun defined as the lack of things.

Holy shit I can't stop laughing.

doesn't matter, fucked a succubus

Red
>free labor
>free monstergirl pussy
>free excuse to wear flame print
>good walking stick
>all the benefits of endless fire

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You can turn anything within a forest into an entire forest. The question is if you can turn a piece of the new forest into another new forest.

Green. I can turn a person's brain into a forest and kill them instantly.

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