GameXplain Reports on Nintendo Direct March 25th rumor

My copy of 3D World outright just stopped working, so I'd be happy to buy the game again. It's been forever since I've last played it.

>GoyimXplain

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Apparently the press release for the Lego x Mario announcement outright said a direct was on the way, so that's why many direct rumorposts are going up today.

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i swear nintendo better actually bring in some worthwhile new exclusives and not just more fucking ports im so tired of the switch feeling like a port machine instead of delivering more than a handful of new experiences i just wanna play good new games on this piece of shit

He is the absolute worst most obnoxious member of gamexplain. I fucking hate that faggot and his retarded voices.

Some random ass french site predicted the dates for the AC direct, with a predicted date of a nintendo direct happening on March 26th.

twitter.com/Pokekalos/status/1229889107079417856?s=20

Its happening bros

All of us are gonna make it.

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Considering it's been six months at this point, it better fucking happen.

>remasters and ports
Pikmin 3, Mario 3D World and what else? I feel like only Xenoblade X will be left by then, but they won't announce it before the Xenoblade remaster is even out.

Bioshock Collection
Mega Neptunia Dimension VII
Catherine Full Body
Xcom Collection

Those were rated for Switch in S. Korea

Ah well, I wasn't considering third parties. Of course they'll announce a lot of stuff.

Will be fun if they really show Catherine and Neptunia.

"Hey, Andre here with a quick news update
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That's right guys, I just had a massive bout of diarrhea right now, maybe I shouldn't have eaten all those burritos and tacos a very VERY bad choice dear andre... eheheh........
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That's all for today! don't forget to subscribe to the gamexplain channel for more awesome shills and ugly news, BYE!"

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Can it be V's turn yet?

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Ok but what if it's actually this Thursday?

>two weeks
"Soon" my ass.

Why do people look forward to Directs? It is a sequence of ads and trailers, the vast majority of things that everyone already knows will be released.

It's exciting to talk about with friends user.

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The most nonspecific rumor ever, besides the date. I’d bet Gamexplain has heard the same date to bother putting out a video on

Are you mentally handicapped? People want to look forward to upcoming things related to their hobbies. This whole “it’s just an add hurr durr” has to be the least intelligent contrarianism around

REMINDER: Andre's sister transitioned her son into a "girl" and he encourages it.

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Because you get game announcements. Its not that hard. E3 is a big ad too and people get excited for that.

>DURR ADVERTISEMENTS

People watch them because it's the only way Nintendo announces fucking anything

literally the longest direct hiatus since the first direct with Iwata

>Andre's sister transitioned her son into a "girl" and he encourages it.
what the *fuck*

BOTW 2 and monster hunter switch.

I'd put money on it

>People want to look forward to upcoming things related to their hobbies
I would agree with you if Nintendo Directs were events that really gave interesting information. But it's nothing more than a deluxe presentation of game trailers, most of which have been announced before.
A tiny part is revelations, but they are also not very informative and only serve to generate hype (Zelda BOTW2, for example).

Nintendo has a YouTube channel and a Twitter where they announce news. Direct almost never brings useful information, it is basically a sequence of paid trailers and things designed to generate hype. All really informative advertising is done in other ways, such as exclusive Directs for certain franchises.

>I want to believe!

Bought a switch like two months ago and was convinced I bought a console in an endless drought

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>Bought a switch like two months ago and was convinced I bought a console in an endless drought
If you just bought one then there are tons of exclusives you haven't played, how is there a drought?

I didn't think about the fiscal year ending this month, yeah if Nintendo went into next month with nothing but a shrug as to what they're doing for next fiscal year their investors will rip them a new one

because I want to know when the next donkey kong country game will come out

REMINDER: the more viable men who cut their dick off, the less competition there is. I am an ABSOLUTE PROPONENT of MtF transitioning, and I bully anyone who hasn't had the surgery to finish the process.

They are actual real no joke Nintendo shills so I am 1000% inclined to believe this

yeah, they certainly have real insider info

desu I mainly wanted it for botw and good ports/multiplats as I dont own a decent PC or any other console and it seemed like nintendo would be supporting the switch for a while

>Gamexplain

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>more remasters and ports

When is E3? Pretty sure I am about to sell this fucking no games machine.

I feel like shit. I just want him back.

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Friends?

that makes sense if you target dumb basedboy betacucks, but doing it to children is fucked

video bames arent a hoiie

>Nintendo has a youtube and Twitter where they announce news and trailers
Yeah news and trailers from the directs. Just like they do with E3 news and trailers, same shtick.

>the vast majority of things that everyone already knows will be released.

Not true at all, lots of the time new things just suddenly get revealed that were never leaked, and that nobody expected at all.

only smash losers want directs fucking losers.

Is it finally time for anything Metroid related? Feels like this direct should be an hour long at least.
>mfw I bought a Switch in late 2017 because of the premise of MP4 in the near future. Yet it might not release until 2022.

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>All 3rd parties have is old games they want full price for

heres the actual worst person on GameExplain
youtube.com/watch?v=U_8HuuAhu4g

>when is E3?
user...

Derrick is the best member of gamexplain

Derrick > Jon > Ash > Andre > all the other new guys I really don't care for

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E3 is kill

I'm really hoping its the zelda remasters. For the love of god gimme that skyward sword with better lighting!!

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Ash is the most normal (and also because he has a cool as fuck dad). Jon is an entitled Brit faggot, Derrick is a bit of an annoying dork, and Andre is just a complete utter faggot.

Derrick really is the chillest guy of the group. He doesn't shove his political opinions down the throat like Andre and has nice and relaxing streams.

Jon is cool. His voice in particular isn't obnoxious at all and he's the local insider of the group with real information so he's worth looking out for that alone.

Ash has contrarian opinions and jacks off to Megaman way too much.

Andre is overly fucking political with a clear agenda, has putrid taste and hot takes, and has an obnoxious voice. Not to mention he's smug as fuck with a punchable face.

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user, hate to tell you this but we'll only be getting streams this year, E3 is dead.

Ash is cool on gamexplain, but he's a huge political cuck on twitter. I still like him better than andre though

This is an accurate analysis

I hope, I'm ready for Metroid 5.

One of their guys (IIRC it's John) is like 100% a legit insider. He has a scary ability to guess exactly what will be in a direct
If they say so then there's a pretty good chance it is true

If Bioshock collection runs well and especially if they finally fixed all the fucking glitches, I'd snag it. I'd say the same for Xcom but there's no goddamn way it'll run smoothly on the Switch.

Had a feeling once we got the AC direct that the general one wouldn't be coming until after AC releases. Since they basically have FUCKING NOTHING with any sort of concrete release date coming after AC it had to happen pretty soon.

Do you think Ash has ever asked his dad to do the Bubsy voice. Does Rob Paulsen even remember he voiced bubsy

I'M TIRED OF WAITING

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Good taste

>Does Rob Paulsen even remember he voiced bubsy
Yes. I watched him do some Q&A on YouTube where he made a joke saying the best thing about doing Bubsy was the fact the check cleared.

Wait, exactly who is Ash's dad?

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Voice actor.

Voiced the original Raphael on the 80's TMNT as well as Donatello on the 2012 cartoon

Voiced Yakko on Animaniacs

Voiced Pinky on Pinky & The Brain

Voiced Carl Wheezer on Jimmy Neutron

Voiced Snowball on Rick & Morty

Voiced PJ on Goof Troop

Voiced The Mask on The Mask animated series

Voiced Arthur in The Tick

and like 250 other cartoons.

SMTV trailer (never ever), no release date. SMTI and SMTII are coming to the Switch SNES service soon™. Catherine Full Body announced for Summer 2020. Nocturne port announced for Switch (Raidou version) just a few touch ups and no added content no release date.