Confess

Confess.

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I like Dark Souls 2 and I'm not shitposting when I talk about it

I only play on consoles because when I used to game on pc I was never excited to play games

I like fighting games and I play a lot with friends but I know more about the mechanics, MU, and combos of a game than I know how to execute them so I talk big online

I don't play 95% of games I talk about, I just like to shit on everything because seeing people passionate and happy about something reminds me of a gaping hole in my chest that just can't be filled by video games anymore.

I sucked my own dick not once or twice but at least half a dozen times and came in my mouth each time and enjoyed it yet now feel nothing but utter contempt and disgust with myself for doing something like that just for the brief pleasure of masturbation.

What does cum taste like?

I was coming here to post this and the fact that you beat me to it unironically makes me mad.

I think your threads are shit and ruining the quality of the board.

Zelda is boring as shit

i hate smash bros

unforgivable

I’m a cunnyposter in off-topic threads

I still haven't hit level 60 in classic wow

I just finished RDR2
I was bored for about half of it
The story jumps around ao much I already forgot most of it

I'm not even motivated to go for 100% like I did GTAV. Guess I'll just play TLoU or Uncharted Collection or Shadow of the Colossus since I have em on the PSPlus backlog.

FF 12 is the only good mainline FF game

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>best
yes
>only good
hmmm no

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I pretend to be other anons and lose the argument by arguing in bad faith.

I get this too, although I haven't played a game on my console in over half a year. I literally only have fun on pc playing with friends.

>see argument between anons
>their posts back and forth are both sound, fair points on either side
>hop in once things have heated a little and insult them, retard, nigger, etc
>other guys responds with "no argument"

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I like cunny

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all i do is download games and emus and froth with rage getting them to work, then bitch about the game without end. I hate my life.

I played silent hill 2 for the first time and it was awful.

I met up with one of my video game buddies and we fucked like rabbit and I still don't think I'm gay for it.

I bought a ps4.

I 'sharked' dozens upon dozens of people, mostly children I assume, in Team Fortress 2.
I convinced myself it wasn't technically scamming so it was okay, but I know it was immoral, I feel bad looking back at it. Oh, by sharking I mean when you buy an item for far less than it's worth, without explicitly lying (ie, saying, "Hey have you got any crates I can buy? I'll give you some weapons." and buying their $10 crate for like $0.01 of stuff).

Made like $200 in Steambucks which lasted me a few years of casual game purchases.

>I abuse the shit out of quick save and quick load
>I refuse to play stealth or retro games without them or at least frequent check points
>I love ocarina of time and Majora's Mask but I'm scared of playing them on 3ds as I've never beaten them without abusing quick save constantly
>the most minor fuck ups make me feel impotent and enraged at myself for being a total fuck up, in video games and real life

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I've never beaten God Hand and never will because I don't think the game is very fun.
Yas Forums loves to meme that they love certain games when I am certain 95% of this board has barely touched more than 4 hours of said game.
Most SMT games prior to Nocturne are fucking easy or boring as fucking shit. People who say they prefer the first two Persona games are straight up hipsters who obviously think movie games are more their style because Persona 2 can be done entirely on auto-battle.
Dark Souls was a personal disappointment after being such a fan of Demon's Souls.

I give up on puzzles/exploration if I'm stuck after ~30 minutes because I would rather know the clue and move on so I can play more games vs. doing trial-and-error for hours on end with an already limited time.

New Vegas isn’t a good game and I’m tired of pretending it is.

I am addicted to goat musk.

I can't get into modding easily because I have a constant fear of irreparably breaking things.

Despite all the memes, I kinda want Diablo Immortal to release since phones have zero fucking actual games.

The absolute state

i .. like fallout 76 ?

Was it your first FO game ?

I dislike how the Internet is obsessed with politics these days, though I'm not on either side myself. It's like everything has to be some political bickering now.

I'm gay for gay dragon rantsonas.

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I like NuDoom and Boomer Doom

I shlicked to the Alucard sex scene in netflix castlevania.

I feel like an out of touch old fart when I'm on Yas Forums these days, even though I'm a 2011 newfag myself.

Unironically kill yourself

I have no actual hope for the Sonic franchise anymore, and the only reason I stick with it is because I legit love the girls.

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>had Shadow the Hedgehog for the PS2 when I was a 13 year old
>beat all 326 possible story routes

I fapped to Chris more times that i'm willing to admit

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get off Yas Forums, do something productive with your time like go on a walk, take care of your hygiene, find a hobby non gaming related make all those things your habit

I hate when niggers call it DaS instead of DS. Can I still go to heaven?

well uh
pretty sure a man did all that VR work
homosexuality is sin

I only come here once a month at max these days, because it's filled with normie social media users I don't want to associate with

While I don't get mad about normalfags myself, I do find it a bit weird how much people on Yas Forums talk about being married and stuff these days.

Highly based

I bought a PS4 and never played a game on it

Because Yas Forums has been around since 2003. There have been people who have literally grew up with it.

>I enjoy most vidya movies (Yes, even the live action Resi films, plus Advent Children and Kingsglaive)
>I use a "gaming laptop"
>My favourite Castlevania is the Lords of Shadow Trilogy
> I sometimes buy Collectors Editions
>Yas Forums genuinely made me convert on nearly all my personal beliefs, including race, sexual orientation and transgenderism

While I was only 11 when Yas Forums was made, I didn't get here until I was 19.

I am a CUHRAZY aficionado, Ive played and beaten every DMC, Bayo, Ninja Gaiden, MGR, Vanquish etc. I could possibly get my hands on, and despite everyone and their mom telling me to play God Hand because it's apparently fucking amazing, I didn't finish it because I found it to be repetitive and jank as hell. Story and characters were really entertaining though.

>>Yas Forums genuinely made me convert on nearly all my personal beliefs, including race, sexual orientation and transgenderism

I generally don't think much about this kind of stuff either way, while it feels like everyone else is obsessed with identity politics now. I also remember Yas Forums having way less identity politics stuff in the past.