Hey user, can I borrow your pen?

>Still too scared to play her route because of the eyes

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Glass her

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It's called getting a waifu.

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Yuri >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Monika > Sayori >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natsuki

what video?

>Help Yuri and Sayori realize their gay love for each other so Yuri calms down and Sayori doesn't feel as lonely
>Suplex Natsuki's dad through a table
>Get help from John Carmack to free Monika from her prison and make her into a sentient chatbot for lonely user's
>Manage all of this because I'm the fuckin MC

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Make the power gap bigger between Monika and Sayori and smaller between Yuri and Monika and this is pretty gud

Enjoy your new waifu

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I just want a Yandere GF, why do I only attract normie women? God, it hurts so much.

You don't actually want a crazy gf

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That only works in 2D world

I don't?

not that user but you have supreme taste my dude

Had one in college. Sex was great, then I caught her poking holes in the condoms. Broke up with her, she ended up stabbing me.

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No. Most crazies will treat you like shit most of the time and go nutjob when you decide you don’t want to have anything to do with them anymore.

>every DDLC thread on Yas Forums is always full of Natsukifags or Monikafags
>see a Yuri thread
Finally, some good fucking taste.

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It gets to be a bit much when they've had their third anxiety attack on you that day and they use the threat of suicide to control you. Then they flip on you and hate you and want you to die, and then they need you so much don't leave.

Ow

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Fix DDLC in 5 words or less.

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So, then what should I do? I feel like I get bored of everyone because I find myself predicting their tastes and often being right, but I don't want to completely isolate myself either.

Want my knife instead? Might make it quicker

never went mainstream

youtube.com/watch?v=HRu5vMOo1Ck

Yuri wins. The end

Monika in the real world.

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What would that even be like, a Porno-grind song?

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So what the fuck happened to the creator?
Did he even release the new game?
Anything on more content about DDLC or that's it?

Sayori's the type to kiss you just so you don't go into college a kissless virgin.

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Kinda sounds like the Quake soundtrack.

Yanderes arent bipolar dude

Sounds like a you problem, getting someone crazy is just as predictable once you learn their patterns.

>caught her poking holes in the condoms
That’s kinda hot

go lighter on the creepy pasta and add choices that actually matter

They're also not real

Sayori is my girlfriend

What are they then?

for some reason the team that made ddlc just split up completely
aritst went off to do some ISIS dating sim that fell flat
Danlet got addicted to Smash bros and is making money of people like me
there was promised DDLC content but not a sequel, most likely side stories

I guess I just need to figure out what I want then, since I guess I don't know or it doesn't exist.

I know dummy it's an anime archetype
Obsessive to the point of pure objectification

Natsuki sits on my face

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I marry Yuri and spend the rest of my life with her

People like that don’t exist though, unfortunately

at city bank, we will meet accidentally

>Not wanting to impregnate your yandere gf
Shame. SHAME.

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Monika becomes real, marries me

It's not really a team, I thought Dan did pretty much everything except the art which Satchely was commissioned to do.

>Sayori's the type to make love to you so you don't finish college a virgin
>Sayori's the type to be your girlfriend so you don't come home after work alone
>Sayori's the type to marry you so you mom doesn't get on your case about being unmarried
>Sayori's the type to give you 2 kids so you don't end up childless
>Sayori's the type to grow old with you so she can be feel true happiness

the voice for Monika basically said she's never working with them ever again
so take that for you well too

more getting shrunk by monika

not in the anime sense since its idealized and taken to the extreme, but there are obsessive people out there.

Pretty much this.
More expansive like an usual light-hearted VN.
Make all the creepy shit hidden away.

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>Light hearted VN with hidden undertones that imply the girls or Monika at least know about the real you

That'd be fine.

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Source?

What was her endgame?

The last time a girl spoke to me of her own volition was 20 years ago when a classmate told me to move my fat head.

He's actually addicted to making a CPU using I Wanna Be The Guy Maker for some unfathomable reason

Considering it's a VN that more or less told all the story it wanted to, I think that doesn't matters.

Whats her problem.

>she does all of this under the guise of "practice, so you'll be ready when you get a girlfriend".

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More natsuki, please

I thought she was giant before I read the text. Too bad she wasn't.

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