Hey guys. uuuuuh

Hey guys. uuuuuh...

I kinda have a little bit of an announcement, I just wanna be completely transparent with you guys, as you guys know I have a beautiful family, and a wife, and kid. And I wanna be transparent that I've been unfaithful, and I'm probably going to be taking some time away, t-time off, to focus on...

Stupid fucking mistakes man, imma take time off to focus on my family. and-and I just wanted to you guys to know that, and I apologize to you guys and slick daddy, you guys are... I apologize to you guys, my sponsors, and twitch, and this is not who I am and this is not who I represent. And, that's it.

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Now uhhhh I gotta go *click-clack* f-finish summ'n I started long ago

>THE CORONA VIRUS IS A NOTHIN' BURGER!
>I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT; GET THIS SHIT OFF MY FEED
yes, calm the zoomers down so the preppers can hoard the good stuff

what was the point of him confessing on twitch?

I'd bet anything his wife made him

publicity, now he gets free advertisment all the time

me

>eardrums piercing "music"
>seasure inducing color flashes
>*LOUD YELL*
>*fart noise*
>gets killed in game like a bitch
>transition screen
>green screen "acting"

here, anyone whos not following twitch st*eamers, I summarized the disrespect experience, you must be around 10 to honestly enjoy it

Dr. Disrespected His Wife

what i like about this dude is that he isnt really good at video games i mean hes ok but he entirely mad up his whole career off entertainment

which brings me to another point, why do you jackazzes give these twitch streamers money? i kinda can understand the chick thots but then why not just go to a strip club be about the same price and you get full nudes plus beer

This guy is a joke

>but then why not just go to a strip club be about the same price and you get full nudes plus beer
never been to a strip club myself, but i'm guessing it's because you can't beat your meat there

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This was a fucking retarded thing to do but does he really deserve to be booted from Twitch and to effectively lose his livelihood over it? Like why do they care this dumbass shot a gun in his house?

It's not uncommon that strippers moonlight as prostitutes.

i havnt been to a strip club in years myself but i was thinking the other day with the advances in cameras you could always sneak a small portable camera film then jack of later, of course if you get caught prbly would get sued or get the shit beat out of you by the bouncer thugs

forgot pic like a total mongoloid.

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yeah but like if you're gonna film it to jack off to later, you might aswell just jerk it to camwhores or porn

>Dr. Disrespect
>Cheats on his wife
I guess his name wasn't only for show, huh?

forsenCD

Well, he's not actually a doctor, so there's that.

Russian guy did the same, claimed it was "fake gun" and got unbanned few weeks after. Its just retarded americans who obsessed with guns who gonna keep him banned, the action itself is nothing serious.

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no fun allowed
youtube.com/watch?v=5yoFHaVBees

yeah i dont get it. He got booted from his team too which is fucking dumb. The only purpose who suffered form this his own dumbass who broke a monitor and stuff and his apology made it sound like he fucking killed someones grandma or something. I don't understand why he's getting fucked for this.

why is this a banable offense? If anything it illustrates how easy it is to accidentally discharge your weapon if you're a dumbass and aren't being careful. I definitely think about videos like this whenever I'm handling my firearm in my house and it makes me autistically careful with it.

Because guns bad >:(

The TOS are joke on twitch.

It's like with Yas Forums and the TORtanic. They'll laugh at that one accidental discharge, but soon they'll crave for more drama involving guns. Viewer counts rise, encouraging idiots to handle guns even more recklessly, which again makes viewer counts rise because people expect an accident, and so on.

shame, would of been more accurate

>be 6'2 millionaire god
>shit all over your family for some random twitch thot rotten pussy
Lmao how could you be that pathetic what the fuck.

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All TOS are a joke, they're never actually TOS

Should've hired a hitman to dispose of his cunt wife and the little brat so he can fuck thots every night desu

im glad he got banned because americans are retarded and treat guns like toys and need to learn. waving a gun around in your apartment when you're drunk is insanely stupid.

>ahh salty liberal noguns cuck

my country ranks 4th highest guns per capita in the world and i've been shooting guns since i was like 11. the difference is that people treat guns with respect here, keeping them locked up and using them primarily for hunting.

fucking dumb. everyone is acting like he's a terrible evil person. He's just a dumbass who made a dumbass mistake.

It's funny how on that website the viewers police the content more heavily than the actual company and clip every possible violation spamming monkaTOS monkaTOS! at every little thing that happens.

>married some ugly slag before he started making money
>cant divorce without losing most of his money

>americans are retarded and treat guns like toys
Fucking this.

Watching streamers fuck themselves over while live gives me schadenfreude like no other.

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well maybe dumbasses who try to create entertainment by risking the lives of everyone around them shouldn't be allowed to be on that platform. twitch also has clear rules against self-harm and this dude was playing around with a loaded gun while drunk

k, keep me posted.

Freddie Mercury

Hey guys, uuuh... wanna see a magic trick?

D OMEGALUL C

Strip clubs aren't allowed to show nipple or pussy. So they wear stickers on top of their nips and the smallest thongs/g-strings they can find. This also is because the establishment serves alcohol and X-Eyes police watch for that because it typically leads to prostitution.

Now, some glorious states have 'juice bar' clubs where no alcohol is served and this means the women let everything show. Nips, asshole, and beautiful flowered pussy. Plus, you can bring in your own beer which.. makes no sense.. But, whatever.

Strip clubs have the most cracked out lookin' bitches around here. That shit makes me softer than pancakes. Unfortunately, no juice bars either, though.. So, shit like gonewild and twitch hoes are more appealing.

smile for the camera

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never really saw the appeal in strip clubs
what's the point if you can't jerk off or have sex there?

>why is this a banable offense?
you own fucking firearms you should know why this shit should be nipped in the bud. He was drunk, he had an open container, he had a full mag in, and then he pretended to shoot. No matter how you package it that was irresponsible and it shines a bad light on responsible ownership. yeah poor faggot got fucked hard but to fucking AD on stream is beyond retarded

yeah but in the right clubs the girl will grind on your dick till you cum in your pants

I'm pretty sure the actual reason is because you aren't allowed to endanger your own life on stream, which is pretty reasonable given the kinds of retarded shit people get up to even with that rule

100% this

I bet if he knew what his future was gonna be he woulda stayed single.

what the fuck does this have to do with video games

He absolutely does, fucking stupid faggot could have murdered somebody with his drunken stupidity.

Because he was drunk, he was stupid, and he could have fucking killed him somebody.

haha fucking pussy.

>this guy cheats on his wife
>admits it
>bigger than ever

>rando shoots his monitor in his own house with his own gun
>completely crucified

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You should take your gun and kill yourself. With a bullet labeled (Did not ask)

Cause I didnt ask eurocuck. Dont come at me with that civilized shit when europe is afraid of air conditioning units and has literally monarchies in the EU.

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The CHAD cheater vs the INCLE shooter

>dumbass cheats on his wife
>owns up to it
>Takes the time to fix himself and his relationship
>builds himself back up

vs.

>dumb fuck gets drunk on stream
>fucks around with a loaded gun
>NDs into his fucking desk/wall
>HURR DURR I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOADED

>my country ranks 4th highest guns per capita in the world and i've been shooting guns since i was like 11. the difference is that people treat guns with respect here, keeping them locked up and using them primarily for hunting.

post country or you're basically a faggot who deserves to be hung and beaten like one

>why not just go to a strip club be about the same price and you get full nudes plus beer

Imagine giving a girl money and not even getting your dick touched. I think all online e-whoring is findom.

like 99.99% of twitch partners should be rounded up and gassed

>where are you from so I can judge your advocacy for sensible practices when handling a firearm!
Wrong takeaway you fucking retard.

post country faggot