"Report unusual behavior Barricade your homes'… 'Avoid all contact with infected individuals'… 'Wait for official...

Bro what

Well, what would have happened if they waited? It's not like the game really shows you where they were safe at anyways.

can't bro i just had sex

Kill all nonVR users, that’s my ficial instructions

I would play and even host lobbies with Yas Forumsirgins, but I moved to super remote area and I'm working to get wifi. I'm posting at a cafe right now. I'm autistic but not autistic enough to game in a public area on some business hotspot

He's saying he's on dial up.

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Don't even give (you)s to the tripfag. He craves attention. Get out of my thread faggot Yas Forums poster

youre a fucking disgrace to this board. shame on you for having sex

probably would have gotten overrun and wound up like church guy

I know that's technically not him, but that's basically MF DOOM... nice

I heard spergs don’t like it when I reply to you

With any disease you're bound to have a handful of individuals that can become infected but for whatever reason the virus can't properly reproduce in their system so they never show symptoms and are effectively immune. Usually hovers at just under 1% of total population depending on which ever contagion we're talking about

That was a kino reveal first time I played it.
>his dialogue stops
>run into the saferoom
>turn around and a hunter pounces me

Here's my instructions: BUY THE DIP

sup

church guy would have been fine if he never let anyone in
he trusted someone and then they bit him

Nigger where do you live? Antarctica?

So what happens to the l4d2 crew when they get rescued by the military?

rural america

cringe

They are carriers, which is a real thing. It's some cray cray phenomenon where a virus lives in a persons system but doesn't make them feel like shit or kill them, they don't show symptoms at all yet can infect people. I guess a good example of a carrier is think STD's, you can't see them and they have no real symptoms but you'll still get them.

it's very interesting and is the reason why humanity didnt completely die out in times of disease crisis because its artificial herd immunity

You simply can't hold out under siege forever. Bill had the right idea of getting to an island.

Bingo. Worth it though. I feel like I'm living on the moon and I love it.
Plus i can walk around property butt ass naked

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More like he started diabetes lol

do l4d zombies do the 28weeks later thing where they all drop dead after a few months from starvation/infection progression

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Cringe

all of the games take place less than a month after the first infection I think, so we don't know

what mods are you lads using? i want one that replaces the new pistols with the l4d1's

FLUMPING DUMMFY TRUMMPI!

SCEWPS

>scream racist at anyone being wary around chinese or suggesting closing borders
>blame Trump for no doing anything about it when the problem becomes unignorable

November can't come fast enough.

genuinely asking, have you ever heard of the fantastic four?

I love when retarded b8 posts are followed by even more retarded posts. It's like we're always trying to one up eachother on the autism-scale

look up typhoid mary

i just fucked my game up with random model and soundswaps
a violin replacing the SCAR, the hunter being a chicken nugget with forks for limbs, van darkholme smoker telling me how he doesn't do anal
it's the best way to play

Yes. But DOOM is a better comic book villain than actual comic book villains

>van darkholme smoker telling me how he doesn't do anal

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If you like realistic/immersive mods for Single Player or co-op, then here's this
I use most of them for my yearly Halloween single player run of L4D1. Makes the game look more atmospheric
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1979124575

>can't reread the comic because the site is too old and isn't maintained

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It sucks anyways. Comic books are gay

francis...

am i just autistic or is anyone else a bit bugged about how little variation there is in the common infected in l4d2? original left 4 dead had businessmen, cops, doctors, and infected soldiers among the mix which i thought was a bit of a neat detail to show how overrun and unprepared everyone was, but all those dont seem to be in 2, it's just dudes in sweaters and shirts (not counting the occasional uncommon infected like hazmat and construction worker zombies)

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Also side note, while most of the mid 2000s humor is archaic now, these videos still get me
>youtu.be/CsYBBjHZPMI
I miss watching these for hours on end

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greater variation in commons is one of the things that contribute to the first game having a better 'feel'

See:
There's a mod in there that adds the common population from 1 into 2 and vice versa

Post process disabler, the game looks so clear and colorful with no vignetting and color correction. Also removes the boomer bile blindness effect and the B&W filter when you've been downed too many times.

Yes, I always use that mad. Hazmat guys in no Mercy and construction guys on dead air rooftops and then there's cops and military guys in 2's campaigns. There's also a skin enhancer for 1's common infected since they're low res compared to the one's in 2, so it kind of sticks out. I forget the name of it.

>I'm guna di-
kek

thanks man, i had one of these types of mods but it only let L4D1 infected spawn and had some other visual bugs throughout the game, this looks pretty good.

Remember how playing with german players would unlock CS:S weapons in the server because their version of the game had to be censored hard so Valve gave them something exclusive as a bonus?

And how the Australian version was even more censored but they didn't get shit lol.

>hey tough guy, heal up-
*BAM BAM BAM*
Fucking kek

How can a 28 weeks style zombie game be so damn comfy?

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GRABBING HEROIN

I hope in l4d3 there keep adrenaline shots but I hope the AI Director gives a super rare chance of it being fentanyl laced that drains more HP than a witch attack

uh i mean adrenaline

Based idea

I hate fish

Valve lighting and textures are comfy in any game