>wub wub starts playing >game suddenly pauses >Tutorial screen >"You can press the Jump button to Jump" >platform section >jump into wall >Uncharted music starts playing >now THIS is EPIC!!! >jump into a pole >doomguy spins around and land into collapsed building >glitchy wub wub starts playing >Objective: kill all enemies >Enemies killed: (0/5) >Five(5) enemies spawn one after the other >tutorial pops up >"Press the kill button to kill" >press kill button >cutscene starts playing >Ammo and Health drops on the ground >EPIC killstreak!!! >New Objective unlocked >Mission marker pops up on the screen >Objective list: "Follow the waymarker" >go to waymarker >teleports to Tutorial Zone >tutorial screen for the Tutorial Zone pops up >"Press the Jump button to Jump on the platform" >jump from platform to platform >unlock loot chest >"New Tactical Attachment acquired!" >tutorial screen for the Tutorial Zone pops up >"Press the menu button to equip new Tactical Attachment" >Red Dot Sight equipped on the Chainsaw >Tutorial complete 300xp earned >Level up! >New Perk unlocked >"Press the menu button to equip new Perk" >Jump Higher perk equipped >Tutorial complete 300xp earned >teleports back to the game >New mission unlocked >Objective list: "Follow the waymarker" >reach waymarker >cutscene starts playing >meet NPC >"Now it's your time to SLAY them!" >"New Codex unlocked: NPC" >Objective list updated >Objective list: "Follow the waymarker" >muffled wub wub in the background intensifies 10.5/10 It's just like the old doom -IGN
Game will be a massive financial and critical success that'll be praised everywhere. Get your shitposting out of the way now because you're going to get completely drowned out on March 20th.
>muh IGN score I'm sure the score will be two times higher than your IQ
Connor Rodriguez
Why are you so bitter little man?
Brayden Ward
U ok user?
Owen Phillips
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Ayden Wilson
Idk man seems like a game to me
Jason Phillips
How about you stop shilling this garbage nonstop?
Alexander Phillips
as soon as you stop being an asspained little faggot(never)
Logan Walker
Hahah wtf How the fuck is shilling real? Literally just turn your screen off bro
Anthony Parker
Holy shit shills are on suicide watch
Cooper Price
>just ignore us ruining the board goy oy vey
Easton Miller
thanks for convincing me to buy it nigger
Benjamin Powell
Yeah it's totally the imaginary shills ruining this board and not bitter contrarian faggots like you that have to shit up every single positive video game discussion ever. Overdose on your meds already, Michael.
Jaxon Price
already posted this in another thread loser
William Williams
>how dare you point out how bad the game looks! just consume product or else you're a turbo autist! holy cope
Cooper Cox
That's awfully accurate in how modern games are designed. Kinda scary.
Are you the same guy who has a huge love boner for Doom 3? Most doom games are shit and the nu doom is the best take on this shitty concept yet. I will buy Doom Eternal and enjoy it there is nothing you can do about
The sad thing is my kids can't even follow instructions. The don't see the blinking prompt signaling what to do. Or listen to the character explaining it. They just look at me like, what do i? And I scream over the tv, JUMP AND HOLD X TO HOVER!
Sebastian Roberts
based
Bentley Foster
Critics are literally paid, don't you know that? Critical and financial success don't matter. What matters is if the game is good
When god of war came out i thought i'd seen the worst shitposting ever. It was nonstop. I never thought id see it that bad again but every few months another major release gets it for weeks. Doom has gotten it particularly bad. Its more impressive than anything.
