The new w10 update fucked everyone's PC

The new w10 update fucked everyone's PC

it either slows down system to a crawl/drops fps by 10% or simply BSOD eternally

www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2020/03/07/microsoft-windows-10-warning-crashes-boot-audio-slowdown-problems-upgrade-windows-10-free/

>meanwhile M$ published games ALL require latest update on w10/w8/w7 even decades old ports like Halo 1

I tried gears5, halo1 , forza....incredible. M$ only cares about users updating/pushing w10 and spying lol

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WE CAN'T STOP WINNING WINDOWS 7 BROS!

>meanwhile M$ published games ALL require latest update on w10/w8/w7 even decades old ports like Halo 1
Stop lying, just launched Halo on Windows 10 3607 version (LTSB)

I updated. It’s fine. Buy a non-shit pc you bum.

no ones clicking on that link faggot

nice incomplete URL, faggot
>drops fps by 10%
In what? On what hardware? Demonstrated in what tests?

link works fine, your just retarded

>your just retarded
Bait posts these days really don't try that hard

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I just updated and everything works just as well as the previous update.

Computers are not for you. Just go back to your dedicated bing bing wahoo crap.

I FUCKING KNEW IT
I JUST GOT THAT NEW UPDATE AND SUDDENLY HALO REACH PLAYS LIKE SHIT

redditors already found the fix

reddit.com/r/Windows10/comments/fcc354/cumulative_update_kb4535996_introduced_micro/

>some users report their machines not booting at all
This is my worst nightmare. I install an update and suddenly the thing just doesn't work anymore, it just beeps at you with a black screen. I'm retarded when it comes to computers but if it loads up broken I can at least google a solution. If it just straight up goes to a black screen I'm fucked and I need to take it to Best Buy or some shit where some clueless pajeet is going to charge me $89.99 to unfuck it somehow and look at all my secret embarrassing porn.

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Just buy an xbox for xbox games duh who thought these games on PC would ever be good aside from fanboys peddling it in their anti xbox flame wars. Quantum break from a few years back should have been enough to make you realise this would happen. So, for me, its xbox series (have se)x. Day 1 most likely for cyberpunk and then halo whenever that comes out.

Imagine not being on pirated 7.

I'll bookmark it, thanks user. Windows 10 and the Windows Store and Xbox (Beta) are so fucking buggy and scuffed almost always. Abysmal.

works on my machine ;P

Can't run the latest Ori on ltsc so I'll pirate.

>The new w10 update fucked everyone's PC
>everyones
>redditspacing
Literally works on my machine tee em.

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OPERATING SYSTEMS ARE NOT VIDEO GAMES.

"some users" mostly means random retards. Worst case usually is that your drive is fucked, but you should still be able to get into UEFI and format it
Are you not using ublock origin

>updating windows 10 in the first place
you only have yourself to blame for doing so. stop beta testing MS trash OS.

Windows 10 is fucking garbage

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>muh botnet autist
>can't actually handle a nonconsumer version
Just get windows home like your grandma.

Forza looks real good on PC

Take your meds schizo.

Operating Systems affect video games.

>tfw still on pirated windows 7 ultimate

until
it's
last
breath

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and yet everybody here is meming about not using it

I don't even know the w10 layout
t.win7chad

BASED AND FUCKING WIN 7 PILLED

WE CAN'T STOP WINNING UPDATELESS BROS

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You make this same post after every update

And the best part is they're going to have to take it up the ass like a good little boy and they can't do anything about it.

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enjoy not being able to play Alyx

>Folks didn't turn auto-updates off.
Haha, fucking losers.

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I've been fucked like 5 times by Windows 10 updates, but every single time I forget about it after I revert or fix it. I'm a beaten housewife at this point.

Cumulative update KB4535996 was an optional update, if you installed it, you're a retard.

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Works on my machine™

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In my defense, I tried to fix a Windows 10 issue with the update and got fucked even harder. Why I bother with these fucking poos I've got no idea
Gates really should be ashamed

this happened to me last year, I lost everything that wasn't backed up so I moved to Linux

Halo reach always played like shit

Works on my machine

smells like curry in here
ltsc is easier to use than the consoomer version of w10, less shit to dig through, like those mobile games that it comes preinstalled with

Not for me, papi. I'm getting microstutters and shit out of nowhere now.

How do you lose stuff not saved on your HD with the OS on it? Or did you not have any storage drives?

Fug, dodged the bullet, but barely. It was already installing. Thanks, OP.

once you've been to the top, there's only one way to go.

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Oh I didn't mean on a technical level.

had this happening a couple days ago, seems to have fixed itself without me having to do anything though
it just works

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oh right then yeah you're totally right

well at least you are not as gay as

>enabling updates
fucking retard

It's annoying that w10 games don't work on W7 otherwise I'd fucking pirate that shit right now

>This many decades of MS fucking people's personal files on the boot drive from their crapware
>Still storing important files on the boot drive with their crapware.
>Doesn't back up to an external drive or NAS

But worse

>Can't reinstall Windows from a thumbdrive, has to pay BestBuy poos

I mean, why even bother? Just get a console and stop whining, little bitch. PCs are for big boys, not you.

>not installing LTSC
>enabling upgrades at all

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which is why you always quadruple-boot this shit

>use an OS that treats you as an unpaid beta tester
>allow it to update
>it breaks

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>If microsoft pushes out a broken update it is somehow the end-user's fault
Looks like the wintoddler defense force is here. How much curry per hour are they paying you, rajeet?

Good thing I don't allow W10 to connect to the internet. I even download games on another operating system before installing them to the W10 drive. What a cancerous system W10 really is.

Oh dear, how awful.

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>he enabled updates

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Operating systems affect how your computer functions, that's a lot fucking more than just playing a video game. If that's all you cared about buy a damn console.

PM’d you the fix

Look, son, I like to refresh my PC with new features periodically. So keep that shit to yourself.

This, PC is not for gaming, it's for work. Consoles are for gaming.

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Banned for Necroing, solution was already posted in this thread

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>turn off telemetry
>turn off auto udpates
>turn off windows defender
ez

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>install updates on a computer that's working
The best case scenario when you install an update is the computer continues to work. The worst case scenario is something that is working breaks. Never install updates.

>The new w10 update fucked everyone's PC
It did this to me last year and I couldn't even reformat back to base form because of an OS glitch that force switches to the on-board GPU at login. It's Windows 7 for me forever until Linux gets their shit together.

but consoles are children toys, are you a kid?

I could not fucking care less about that game. I'll watch a playthrough on youtube or something if I'm bored.

Why are some of you still using Windows 7?

You got something to hide?

99% of all PC gamers won't play it, so who cares

Was Linux an OS for ants all along?

But you have to on windows 10

Because when I turn my computer on, it boots up without fail, and I play games. It stays on the entire time and has no problems. At the end of my session I shut it down. I've done this for over five years and had no problems. Why should I change a system works?

>BSOD
just call it bluescreen you fucking faggot

What a stupid thing to bitch about