This man walks by you and does absolutely nothing aside from exist near you

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Take offense and attack

He looks like someone I can take in a fight, so I punch him in the back of the head.

>Kiryu has been show in TV multiple times beating whole clans of yakuza all by himself
>Some random guy thinks Kyruy is disrepsecting him because Kiryu just exist
>Starts a fight

CHOTTO SAGARA

LOOK WHO'S STRUTTING AROUND LIKE PEACOCK!

I peacocked your mom

I do the thing where I lean forward and cock my head to the side at him.

Meet him again but on a Friday night

HOMOMONU NO DANSU
youtube.com/watch?v=IernJ-2gZ_U

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OP's image is Mr. Yakuza, not Shenmue.

Convince the two guys next to me he's a big pussy and block his path.

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Ask him for help facilitating my ponzi scheme, he looks like a tough guy

Ask him to become a bodyguard for a visiting western musician. He looks like a tough guy.

I wish I could rock Kiryu's hair style. Never tried it but it looks cool

Don't do it, user. You'd probably end up looking like DSP.

Shout Ossan Hakken at him while he runs away because he’s max level and he has better things to do with his time than beat up random people on the street

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is the game supposed to be extremely easy on hard difficulty?

Aggressively pelvis thrust at him, he gets confused very easily and only fights people who are outright assholes to him

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majima is better

>this fucking guy thinks he can jog past me instead of walking slowly

aitsu....

>Just started Kiwami 2
>Get to the part where the Cabaret Club sidestory opens
>Yuki doesn't get a greyscale freeze frame and introduction card
This is bullshit. She is important.

Yuki getting outshined by Kaoru is the problem.

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ORA ORA

Commence a dumb substory for the sake of comedy.

I harass strangers in his vicinity and attempt to solicit money or sexual favors.

I never actually played 2, I've only played what was available to me on PS4 when I had one, so 0, Kiwami, and 6, and only just recently bought K2 while it was on sale on steam.

what makes her so great?

Majima is a masochistic weirdo

Shes the best girl in the entire series and she just gets forgotten after 2 for some fucking reason.

stalk him while hiding in trash bins or dressing up as a police officer or w/e other wacky shit i can come up with

Stand in front of a door that opens towards me

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According to some rumors, she got written out because the person who wrote every other yakuza game besides 2 was assmad about people shipping Kiryu and Kaoru

>the writer got mad that people wanted Kiryu to be happy

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Smile and nod at him in polite greeting, maybe say 'hello' if we make eye contact. Then I go about my day.

chastise him for walking around like he owns this shit

>that feel when know every word to karaoke songs but don't know Japanese

DAME DA NE

DAME YO

>still no Y7 localization news
I know its shit but I want to get it for under 20 just to see it for myself

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suck his dick

>still no news on when 3, DS, 4, 5, 6, and Fist of the Kiryu are supposed to be on PC

DAME DA NO YO

blame Y7 bombing because that's what probably delayed all the ports

Bump into him and demand money for breaking my shoulder

NaniANTAGA SUKIDE SUKISUGITE

I still don't get why its a JRPG instead of a beat em up, an RPG would have been fine as a spinoff

Ask him to help me with my personal problems then give him a kitchen knife as thanks

you gonna post ost without posting the best?
youtube.com/watch?v=Su3vOnSO42c

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You mean a Silver Plate

It would have been a fine JRPG if they bothered putting effort into it because its more shallow than the average turn-based JRPGs

HEY YOU!

why the fuck would they take a beat em up series where combat was actually getting really fucking good last 3 games, and make it turd-based?
just what logic dictated this?

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It's a Sega game so yes

Run up to him and ask him to help me, 4 guys in bee costumes are trying to beat me up for accidentally saying I like synthetic honey.

OIIIIIIII, YARO!!!!

The biggest problem is that its a mainline title while fucking Judgement is a spin-off. They got their priorities wrong

Hand him a Smash Invite

I went into 6 knowing nothing about 3 4 or 5 and still cried like a bitch at the ending

I had no idea Disco was the music choice of Chads

No, just a toughness+

would have made complete logical sense to make judgment the turn based game. yagami is a fucking lawyer.
that being said i would prefer both be normal action games because turn based sucks massive donkey chode, yagami's moveset was interesting and i imagine we could've seen something really cool in Y7 as well

0 needed more City Pop.

They usually botch their first attempt when trying new shit. See Yakuza: Dead Souls -> Binary Domain. No clue why they did that with a mainline title, though.

I keep getting knocked on my ass like Kiryu's made of paper

How do I get good at fighting in the Dragon Engine games?

JRPGs with challenge and actual meat to the systems are way too much work to be mainstream, it was braindead Dragon Quest style or nothing.

I wish they made a yakuza spin-off that takes place in the future with Binary Domain gameplay

Kiwami 2 is all about abusing the charged heavy attack and the parry. Charged quick attack into charged heavy does a guardbreak into damage, parry into walk-up charged heavy does a lot of damage.

>Yakuza spinoff in the future
>Kiryu still looks like he's in his 30s
>Augs still try to fight him

Bump into him, pretend I lost a contact and demand he pay me 50,000 yen to pay for damages.

>Big Bo becomes his partner for part of the game.

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>he thinks that works
bump into someone, pretend my shoulder is broken, get paid for damages. Works every time

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