Is Plague Inc. comfy?

Based pasta crashing the EU economy with a country wide quarantine

Rebel Inc. worth it? Or should I wait for mods?

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>almost every state got tons of universities and colleges shut down
>except California
Just fucking do it, I have had enough of Lab Reports

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>GRETA: Your appointment to WHO should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the ambassador
>ANONYMOUS: I take it he was agreeable?
>GRETA: He didn't really have a choice.
>ANONYMOUS: Has he been infected?
>GRETA: Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority list for the vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
>ANONYMOUS: This disease virus -- the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>GRETA: Why contain it? Let it spill over into Africa, Section 8 housing and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
>ANONYMOUS: I've received reports that some think it's more than just a flu. The market is crashing, and the merchants are starting to get desperate.
>GRETA: Of course they're desperate. They can smell their death, and the sound they'll make spinnig like dreidels will serve as a warning to the rest.
>ANONYMOUS: Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think -- intelligence indicates they're reassuming manufacturing in China.
>GRETA: A bunch of polluting old chinks destroying the world. But the world won't be dependent on them anymore. Whites are the future.

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>living in cuckifornia
You deserve it.

Based Nurgle dunking on governments and corporations

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Imagine how funny it'd be if humanity went extinct because some gooks wanted cheap soup.

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>Beat every plague on Brutal
>Beat Neurax Worm on Brutal
>Finally unlock Zombie virus
>Get bored with game

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Imagine how dumb you have to be to think this is even remotely that dangerous.

>California has more reported cases than the entire rest of the country combined
>only state that's not taking precautions by cancelling shit and closing universities etc

Why is modern California so fucking stupid? I haven't lived there for fifteen years and it had its problems back then sure but I swear it wasn't a tenth as insane as it is now.

because its racist to be cautious. Don't wanna hurt those poor chinks

yeah remember the last time Italy and China were under total lockdown because of a flu?

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>disease virus
so this is the intellect of the average Yas Forumstard...

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True, but neither of those countries used to be run by jews with pharma incentives like they are now either.

how the fuck am I supposed to win with a fungus

oh nooo some weak shitty flu virus that only kills old people the world is gonna end we are all going to die

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I wish there was a pandemic game with a slightly more in depth simulation. Like there were different socioeconomic classes, and they'd travel differently. Like for example businessmen would take lots of airplane trips, while lower classes would only go on cruises occasionally and would usually just drive around their native country.

Best game I've ever played, AAL is already up 10%.

a virus transmits disease

mild conditions include severe pneumonia.
you're fucked either way.

I can't wait for Coronavirus to kill off all the old people so they can stop voting

ok schizo

My favorite was the Santa extra level where you try to spread cheer all over the world. Or something like that. It's been years since I last played it.

It's like the opposite once you understand how to play it right. Just play the Madagascar meme flash game instead.

It does have some cool alternate modes though. The vampire one was pretty rad. The nice thing is if you buy it on PC you get all the dlc. Or at least you used to.

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>check my steam profile for relevant screenshots
>recently banned in China
Why is this so funny to me.

CHINA NAMBA WAN
EVERYTHING WILL BE FIRE

S'alright. The game is just about knowing which mutations to buy and when.

>old people are all dead
>literally no one else goes to vote because only old people were voting
what happens then

>you're fucked either way.

Roughly 5% of all people infected die from it. The other 95% of people recover fine.

Sure, on a worldwide scale a 5% fatality rate is a huge deal but the odds of you as a currently healthy person dying from the coronavirus are low.

>80.9% of infections are mild (with flu-like symptoms) and can recover at home.
>13.8% are severe, developing severe diseases including pneumonia and shortness of breath.
k

I don't know but it can't be worse than whatever old people voted for

I actually saw an article last night where a Bernie supporter was unironically saying this.

guys all the bird flu, ebola, mad cow, and sars horseshit petered out within a month, while this shit is getting worse every day.
Realistically speaking what's the worst case scenario? Mad Max?

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Good falseflag.

simplest way is patience. slowly infect the world and keep spare DNA points to get lethatlity after you have infected everybody.

On brutal it's much easier if you have the gene that makes abilities not increase in cost so you can use the spore ability a lot.

No, Mad Max was caused by a major oil crisis

Dude, if it were going to cause an apocalypse it would have already. It's spreading way too slowly to completely overwhelm the world.

Like the one that started yesterday?

it incubates for like a month

>live in TX
>SXSW shuts down in Austin
>Houston Rodeo still going strong
fuuuuuuuuck

>paying
Isn’t this a free flash game? What am I thinking of?

>It's spreading way too slowly to completely overwhelm the world.

Worst case is ~100 million dead globally
That's if it infects 70% of the world's population and kills 1% of infected.

>However, a case with an incubation period of 27 days has been reported by Hubei Province local government on Feb. 22
>In addition, a case with an incubation period of 19 days was observed in a JAMA study of 5 cases published on Feb. 21.
Wow five whole cases out of 118,347!

how come africans and poopjets didn't get hit yet?
One would think that it would spread like wildfire in their living conditions

I want to get it and spread it to all the roasties so they can all die please

The only reason italy has it so bad is they constantly touch each other's faces and there's an absolute fuckton of international travel coming in and out of the country.

Much less old people in Africa so they don't detect unusually high death rates yet.

No an oil crisis as in its all gone not "oh no china doesn't need oil right now so we're loosing money lets increase prices"

There are different versions.
You can get it on steam for the PC as well.

But that's not what happened at all

I'd rather ask how am I supposed to win with a vampire

>Imagine how dumb you have to be to think this is even remotely that dangerous.
Yes, nothing to worry about. The stores and restaurants definitely aren't closing three weeks from now. You won't starve.

How is everyone else going to make their quarantine comfy? Animal Crossing is preloaded, I guess I will just use that as escapism and pretend that I'm on an island with friends, and no virus. Play some DOOM on PC. FF7R in early April. Currently occupied mostly with FFXIV.

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>lets increase prices
That's literally the opposite of what's happening. They are entering a price war with Russia and oil is about to be dirt cheap.

Yeah, China put city wide lockdowns in 2009 over Swine flu. You're clearly too young to remember it because you probably weren't alive when it happened. Hong Kong did extensive quarantines as well and so did Canada and Japan. Fuck off Yas Forumsnigger.

Maybe if you pasta lovers washed hands and stopped kissing your fingers, it would be contained.

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They are the only ones slowing down the rate at which you fuck yourself and your country over with your totally mature and well informed opinions, retard.

Do you really think anywhere in Africa is actually testing for it user?

H1N1 lasted an entire year.

corona might kill all the boomers but Bernie still won't get elected

Lmao my brother is in that rodeo

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i wish this shitty coronavirus would just end me
but sadly its just a nothingburger and a huge disappointment
just the next flavor of the month """pandemic"""", they happen yearly

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My sister had a classmate who was convinced he contracted h1n1 and spent an entire schoolyear crying non-stop.

>Quarantine will come before Bannerlord

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Yeah I read it wrong, either way its not a case of the wells drying up, we have at most 15 years before that happens

not at this rate though I can't imagine a better game to play while being stuck at home

who paid for this post?

me

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it got into israel, so that's good enough for me

>in NY
>governor cuomo saying its not an issue
>next report is a million places shutting down and,subways being cleaned every day,government telling people dont travel
>most hospitals cant even check for it but DA NUMBERS WE HAVE SO FAR SHOW IS JUST A FLU BRO
i hope it turns into something serious just to show how dumb these people are

I already recovered from corona. All i had was bloated stuffy ears and sinuses but no cold, slight wheezing when i laid down and a fever with some coughs. Oh a diarrhea for 3 days.

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