Imagine going through 20 years of special ops hardcore military training under the tutorship of grand masters with hundreds of years of combat experience - transforming you into what's basically a hardcore navy seal
> never heard of chainmail > never heard of armor in general - has her fucking bra out > has scars and shit because too retarded to buy armor > runs in fucking highheels through the forest > breaks her knee or some shit because highheels are retarded to run in > cries and has to be rescued over and over again > loses every fucking fight in cutscene > runs like she's afraid to break a nail > doesn't do a single practical and useful thing the entire game > muh vulnerable anime gurl
If you wanna make a porn game, make a fucking porn game. This dogshit i can't take seriously. Witcher 3 was a shit game and only 15 year old coomers who cream themselves to "hnnnnnng i can see ciris BOOOBIEEEES" liked it
kys and let me have some fucking realism in my games. You can have your bikini armor dogshit anime inflation futa catgirl fetish as mods you fucking retards.
> cries and rees about games pandering to feminists > loves when games pander to coomers like him
hypocrite
Landon Lee
300 confirmed kills
William Butler
Imagine thinking it's wrong to ejaculate
Gabriel Russell
Your mistake is thinking women can be fighters in the first place, every thought that comes after this is fucking dumb and should be dismissed.
You always have to find the root of the problem dumbfuck.
Samuel Turner
i have nothing against coomer porn games, i have something against coomer games that pretend like they're serious videogames meant to be taken seriously.
Like fuck - is pic related a joke? This is supposed to be a soldier - and she wears her jacket open because she's REBELLIOUS.
Why the fuck wear a brigandine jacket anyways if she decides to commit suicide and keep her heart open to anything that might stab her??
>Yeah women are logical braindead In reality these women should all be wearing dresses, cleaning and cooking for their designated husbands.
Xavier Reed
> imagine a sperglord like you could win against any female mma fighter
Does she look good? Fuck no She looks like a roided up lab experiment gone wrong But I don't play witcher 3 to cream myself. You can play fucking doki doki anime coomer games for that. Gtfo serious videogames with your garbage.
Yes, and there were two games before that where he wore significantly less armor as stated in the post which specifically stated witcher 1
Oliver Peterson
good thing they changed it.
A warrior not wearing protective gear is fucking retarded, and they noticed their mistake and remedied it.
Except for muh womyns. Because they're pure and beautiful and princesses and queens and can't do wrong.
Fuck that shit. Wear some fucking chainmail you sperg.
Aiden Bell
>20 years of special ops hardcore military training she was at Kaer Morhen for like 8 months, then Triss took her to Ellander to train as a priestess of Melitele
Blake Peterson
Mary Sue
Nicholas Ward
Witcher 3 was a serious video game?
Samuel Sanders
>incel gets triggered by woman in video game >muh realism Clockwork.
Eli Davis
We get it you hate women because youre a fat retard now kill yourself
Luis Hall
this is true tho
Luke Butler
> Yas Forumstard talking about hating women
The irony
Joseph Johnson
>and everyone knows is garbage shut your whore mouth
Jacob Smith
Explain?
Brandon Wright
Yas Forums is on the forefront of whining about muh vidyagaems are ruined by jew controlled feminists who wanna cuck the white men so blacks replace us. > Imagine complaining about videogames pandering to feminists > Imagine complaining when videogames don't pander to coomers
the fucking irony.
I have no problem with women in videogames, i have a problem with titmonsters in videogames. If i wanna jerk off, i'll watch porn. Get this shit off my actual games and give ciri some fucking armor. It's a fucking joke she runs around like a streetwhore in gta while she's supposed to be a "meelee fighter"
Yennefer is the only character in witcher3 that has an excuse to run around in skimpy clothes - because she doesn't fight. She uses her looks & charm to manipulate people, and she can't throw a punch.
And she's the only one who's not fucking skimpily clothed.
You realize Yas Forums is not someone or an entity of some sort right? What you claim is only the ravings of a couple lumatics and nothing more. I also dont know why you're furious about something so trivial but its worrying. You might need professional help.
Juan Jackson
ciri dresses in "skimpy" clothing to draw attention away from her scar that she is too insecure to realize is sexy
The Witcher 3 was an objectively bad game in every possible regard and to say anything different is shitposting.
It is literally impossible to praise or discuss TW3 without resorting to shitposting.
Austin Perez
suuuuuuuuuure....
fucking cope. If that's the case, that old perverted fuck who wrote the books must've clarified it right? Because it sure as fuck isn't clarified in the games. She just runs around in skimpy armor same reason why the ninjas in senran kagura have H cup tits.
>If that's the case, that old perverted fuck who wrote the books must've clarified it right? i don't read the faggy non-canon books >Because it sure as fuck isn't clarified in the games. ciri literally says it herself you dumb fuck.
you must be gorean to think ciri's outfit is skimpy
Kevin Evans
It better be some real good fucking feelsy story that's believable. Because i didn't see shit mentioned anywhere. I know there was that one scene where she was self concious about her scar with the old ladies on skellige or something, but she was self concious about her nakedness in general. Just because she finds her fucking scar ugly doesn't give enough reason to ditch all armour and basically commit suicide just so you can have your tits out while swinging your sword against ice monsters who don't give a fuck about tits.
James Anderson
Bitch can teleport, why the fuck would she need armor?
Ryan Garcia
skimpy compared to actual useful combat attire in that time, yeah.
Ciri is always on the run, better to dress lightly.
Ciri can teleport
Ethan Butler
her teleportation combined with her combat skills makes armor needless. she talks about it to geralt on the boat, you clearly rushed through the game without paying attention to the dialogue options.
except she is not wearing a bikini she is wearing a pretty standard outfit for the time
Cooper Roberts
...and that's a good thing
Angel Walker
nah, ciri legit has an inhuman glass cutting car bumper for a jaw
Aiden Russell
Try 1 year, and witchers only wear basic protection in the source material.
Henry Hernandez
Imagine her smell
Andrew Carter
>coomer Are we being raided by Discordtrannies again?
Carson Thompson
I mean she's kindof a cross between a witcher and a sorceress. It kindof fits her character.
I get the impression that women dress sexy in the Witcher games because they want to look sexy. It's not like MGS where they are just tits with a sniper rifle.
Julian Rivera
Nah hes just a headcase
Dylan Hill
She cute
Ryan Young
Good points, but I forgive her on behalf of being a western Youmu.
