>Godawful commercial
>A fucking unicorn skin
It's basically confirmed a flop at this point, right?
Godawful commercial
I love this, because not only do I not play Doom so I couldn’t give a flying fuck about what they do to it, but I also love watching all you nostalgia goggle wearing faggots froth at the mouth because it isn’t an exact copy of the original. I hope they make the protagonist a fat black tranny just to make you all cry.
Absolutely not. How many times do you have to get BTFO every single time?
It was confirmed a flop when soyDoom came out prior and it was just brutal doom + objective markers and cutscenes.
>OH MY A GOD A CHAINSAW ON HIS ARM AND A JETPACK AND GRAPPLING HOOK HECK YES NOW HES GOING TO FIGHT ANGELS AND GOD TOO I CAN'T WAIT TO QTE NECKSNAP IMPS AND HAVE THE GAME PLAY EPIC ANIMATIONS FOR ME PREORDERED NOW AT GAMESTOP
>confirmed flop
Nah, it's gonna win a bunch of awards, sell 1 gorillion units, be almost universally praised and loved and this board will be full of people talking about how much fun they're having fighting le fast dodge-man etc.
:) I hope you're ready.
Why are you retards pretending like this isn't just DOOM 2016 with a new coat of paint? Why is everyone collectively having an autism attack over this game when nobody cared about the last game?
Nah, this game is absolutely destined to make gold the moment they insulted feminists during the gameplay reveal.
>nobody cared about the last game?
any doom4 discussion on Yas Forums is plagued by some fag who pretended doom3 was better or doom was always horror.
>going to sell pretty well
>every preview has been giving solid praise
>unintentional cross-promotion with Animal Crossing
>Yas Forums just looks like a bunch of retarded faggots complaining because a television commercial had a more popular music genre and there's a goofy novelty skin
Gonna have a lot of this Friday, in-game and off.
>nobody cared!
Objectively false, it sold millions of copies and won tons of awards.
I'm talking about DOOM 2016. That game came out and was pretty favorable here, some gripes about the glory kills but Yas Forums seems to like it. Then DOOM Eternal gets announced and Yas Forums immediately goes into a sperg-out as if this game is really any different than DOOM 2016.
That's what I'm saying, worded it badly. DOOM 2016 was well received, I really never heard any significant complaints. But with this lead up to Eternal it would make it seem like DOOM 2016 was an absolute failure that everyone hates. Something fucky is going on in this board
Cry more you pussy faggot.
Don't forget to brigade the Metacritic with 1 ratings, you worthless slug.
>confirmed flop
Nah, after the surprise that DOOM 2016 was and with all the awards it got, you'll see normies eating up Eternal. Which will inevitably lead to Bethesda trying to milk ID Software dry and ruin the series.
>LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
NuDOOM was only well received by the reddit tourists taking up space here.
Oooh, I see. Yeah, it's just that every popular/hyped game now gets an autist on this board who is trying to stealthily farm outrage. It's often not even sincere autism, but an attempt to get a Youtube/blog to gain notoriety. See: Michael, OneAngryIncel etc. They're just imageboard clickbait.
>Yas Forums seems to like it
nigger literally every single doom 2016 thread was shitting on the game by calling it a painkiller clone. it wasn't up until people realized that it was good and all that faggotry was the discord shitposting.
>It's basically confirmed a flop at this point, right?
But normies love this shit. Doesn't matter that game is filled with microtransactions. Doesn't matter that gameplay is even worse (they were bragging they made glory kills even more mandatory, platforming etc. - check Noclip interview) .
Le based Demon Killer Mute Master Chief, Reddit and Tear is all that matters
Who doesn't want to rape demons to death with a shotgun cock as a unicorn
Haha just look at that little guy!
he cute
haha, look at him go!
Doa
damn, get it dude!
Cool dance
I don't like this new direction. in-universe 2016 took itself entirely seriously, and was only silly when viewed from the player's perspective just because of how absurd the entire situation was. going all in on "LE EPIC UNICORN BADASS" is how you end up like Borderlands.
>"LE EPIC UNICORN BADASS" is how you end up like Borderlands.
nah, faggy-wacky nps and unfunny forced jokes are how you end up with bl.
It's just a skin. Game still seems to be about dudes taking themselves waaaay to seriously getting BFG'd
>I don't like this new direction. in-universe 2016 took itself entirely seriously, and was only silly when viewed from the player's perspective just because of how absurd the entire situation was. going all in on "LE EPIC UNICORN BADASS" is how you end up like Borderlands.
^
He's right you know.
There's always Animal Crossing...
Hey, I'm a nostalgia faggot and I think this game will be great. The ones complaining are mostly the Doom 3 faggots (muuh seriousss dum)
> 2 minor ads
>LE GAME DEAD
OP really is a faggot
This is the kind of person who drinks their coffee without cream or sugar, (although they prefer it) because they are afraid someone might call them a faggot and they would be forced to cry about it.
Feel free to share your brainlet "thoughts" on it after you buy and play it anyways.
Well you see, Doom Eternal is new and popular, things Yas Forums hates. I say this as a representative of all anons on Yas Forums
I've watched every ounce of gameplay and nearly every cutscene encapsulates in that.
It looks to have the same tone to me.
They took a bit more 'cartoonish' approach because it gave them a bit more artistic freedom and also allowed room for expanded game mechanics (e.g. the 1up system).
You don't have to dress up as a unicorn if you don't want to. I'm sure there are people who do, and I'm not pissed off that they are able to do it.
based id making you retards seethe
Latest DOOM was fine, this one i am worried
as if you cunts are ever going to bring up that you were rooting for its failure when the game isn't one
as if you aren't going to post crying wojaks taking off a hat when it isn't a failure
as if you aren't playing both sides and win or lose you'll be an obnoxious faggot about the outcome because that's all you come to Yas Forums for
spooky scary skeleton
Why do americans like coffee with so much sugar its like a milkshake?
Nudoom is borderlands now and the sóyboys in this thread are loving every single second of it.
it's not just DOOM at all. theres a wave of big game releases coming and Yas Forums's little brain is overwhelmed because it usually can only handle liking one game at a time, so every pre-release thread is just contrarians having a meltdown
>DOOM threads: Originals only! 2016 flopped and no one liked it!
>HL threads: Alyx will be an on-rails flop! VR sucks! HL was never good!
>AC threads: Nu-AC is soulless!
>FF7 threads: Remake is soulless!
>RE3 threads: Jill is ugly! FLOP!
at least they're saving their money responsibly i guess
What trend are they following now?
this new Revenant design is way too bold for my taste, i appreciate they tried something new but its just too out there
I only use enough to cut down the bitterness. I don't like sweet coffee.
>at least they're saving their money responsibly i guess
lol, game x game, brand x brand, product x product, people who engage in this stupidity are ALL teens and menchildren on the lower spectrum of IQ, they would have a brain aneurysm if games started costing 70 instead of 60 but they most likely spend 3 times that on twitch donations and 4-5 times that on cheetos+coke every month
i drink my coffee black because i like it that way and im buying doom eternal, animal crossing, RE3, and half-life alyx all on release at full price
do your worst Yas Forums
based
faggot
Haha lol is this real?
Welcome to Yas Forums adult human being. I hope you enjoy your videogames and beverage of choice.
preorders have surpassed Doom 2016 by far and judging by preview coverage it’ll be the highest rated fps since Half Life 2, I’d say it’ll do fine
Keep crying, incell. Doom is for everyone.
I love the different armors you can wear, I like that they made more third person cutscenes so we can bask at the glorious outfits
>We want the Yas Forums audience
My personal favorite
I also believe they added CS in order to allow more skippable sections of exposition.
There were times in DOOM 2016, where you would be locked in a room for several minutes while you were force fed plot.
All cutscenes are skippable, so this helps solve that problem.
to be fair I like the fact that the armblade is a magic wand. The head is just vomitinducing tho
>The big red nipple outfit
based
Go man, go!
The last 2 games are for mega queers though. Nobody would dare call you a fag for doom and animal crossing though
Ayeeeee! You can kick it with me anytime!
oh no michaelbros we got too cocky
He should be called a fag for AC, it's a game literally designed for women and/or children
>Everything I don't like is reddit
Nudoom was decent, I just wish there were more enemies in rooms
Nope
>Getting Doom and Animal Crossing on release day
>Going to play Half Life 3 days later
Feels great being an idort
>It's not MLP color themed
What's the point?
>It's basically a confirmed flop at this point, right?
This is b8.
Holy shit based
>was only well received by the reddit tourists taking up space here.
If only two sites you go to is reddit and Yas Forums then sure
Yes, all these external factors sure affect the quality of the game.
Nah. Don't knock it till you try it. You'll end up sinking 300 hours into it without ever noticing
>Goofy optional skin obtained from an outside source
Literally the only thing wrong with this is it's not an ingame unlockable
The comercial was bad both in music and visuals but I actually found the song a little less repulsive than most rap, I am probably biased in favor of the revolutionary themes though.
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