Horizon Zero Down on Steam

It is sloppy seconds. I nutted in her and threw her away. She's an old hag now

When have timed exclusives ever not been poorly optimized messes that just don't work

Best on PC

Attached: ruok.jpg (245x250, 7.48K)

>PCfags brag about getting a game that I beat and played twice years ago.

Have fun playing something I played years ago.

Epicbros....

Suddenly the entire board isn't calling it a SJW movie
really makes you think...

Attached: 87090765_193484708666068_8322308462457389056_o.jpg (539x960, 56.09K)

Ohnonononono sonybros what is happening why does pc keep stealing our games ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

I can fuck and cum into her deeper than you user.

lol what's the point of exclusives anymore? just to sucker people into buying the next console? this, even fucking xbox can't keep their shit on a console without throwing handouts to tendies and peecee masterrace fucking hell may as well not buy one

Attached: 1522516616824.png (492x388, 225.62K)

More like she was a dirty trailer trash pig and then got rich and cleaned up because her dad stopped drinking.

Oh wow, they really did it. I wonder what this means moving forward.

Why would we care?

GTA V had a pretty great PC port.

Kek, where's that user who was spamming "I-IT'S FAKE, IT'S BEEN MONTHS AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!" a few weeks ago now?

All that matters is first cum.
More like I fucked her virgin ass in highschool, and you fucked an old hag with fake tits, caked in makeup

i unironically might buy this again because of mouse aiming. not for full price though

>Thanks for beta testing
You're welcome. Make sure you play on thte toughest difficulty.

Ok virgin.

I've unironically fucked 80 women, not even talking about videogames lol

I'm just glad my peeceebros finally have a good game to play

>not on epic store
>not on geforce now

hard pass

All of them where virgins?

first it was shitting on this game, now it's thanks for beta testing can't wait to look at aloys tummy in 60fps

It's not an epic games exclusive so I don't care

i grabbed this for ps4 on black friday for like nothing and still haven't played it. Shit well it is still sealed. Could resell and yar har this

No, of course not. Literally only five were

maybe modders can fix this broken piece of shit

Attached: Power of Zero Down.webm (960x540, 2.2M)

reddit game for reddit people

Attached: hzd.jpg (3840x2160, 1012.02K)

honestly i really liked this game. it's the type of casual and comfy game with fun combat that you can play with music on. had an interesting plot too desu

We won Reddit-chan bros.

That feminist propaganda can stay on the cuckstation for all I care.

who's seething harder, timmy tencent or snoybros

This. It's like Stalker or Deus Ex.

>2 years later
How does it feel to always get used pussy PC fags ?

Attached: 47C32C39-5824-4916-9573-B2E3F47D6D61.jpg (1024x576, 45.18K)

>better visuals
Ages old game now, grandpa.

I bet all of them went to a different school

then why do they all feel brand new after first 2 inches?

>Releasing on PC 4 year old game in the end of the console generation

Its OK, I mean, the game doesn't sell anymore a a lot of people already played it

OH NO NO NO SNOYBOYS BTFO

Attached: average PC player.png (1068x601, 261.21K)

>ps4 exclusive
>lol who cares It is a movie game anyway

>gets ported to pc
>AHAHAHAAH FUCK YES THANKS FOR BETA TESTING SONYFAGGOTS

>PS4 trannies got W101 after 7 years
Can’t stop winning yoooooooo
>PC chads got Horizon
S-s-sloppy seconds....

Your dick isn't hourglass shaped like mine and can't penetrate the back seven inches.

The virgins? No. All same school. I live in the country.

a lot, except the elite

Don't have to deal with messy first time cleanup, or teach her how to give a proper blowjob?

You console bros aren't so bad

Slightly off collision whilst swimming into a corner and jumping?
What a mess!

The game is generic shit but what the fuck is this webm meant to be showing?

cringe game
call me when bloodborne is on pc

>tfw an idort, played the game on release and would gladly replay it again
I love these threads so much

Attached: joel.gif (498x270, 2.54M)

I got meme'd upon and got a PS4 for Bloodborne. It is an excellent game mind you but hardly worth buying a console for. The other game I have on my PS4 is P.T. so there is that I supposed...

Now if only Bloodborne got ported to PC I could get rid of this damned useless dust collector.

>Thanks for beta testing
Nobody cares about your feminist trash, shill.

Attached: 1554979397092.png (1352x589, 466.26K)

I'm not complaining, I'm an idort anyway, but I seriously dont get why Sony is releasing this specific game? Is it just because Kojima Productions have done some work on the engine to get it to port to PC easier? Will we see God of War and other Single Player games coming to PC or is it just because of Decima engine?

Don't talk to me about how all engines are for PC, I know, but according to devs that is irrelevant as most focus on getting it to run on console.

>he doesn't know

Attached: 1559280100802.jpg (963x194, 42.48K)

>ResetERA and Yas Forums seething again

Nice

This. Anyone seriously thinking about buying PS5 or new Xbone has got to have brain damage if they have a decent PC. I predict no permanent exclusives on either console.

OH NONONONONONONO NOT THIS ONE PLS

He's right you know, Sony are a disgrace.

Attached: 1583855771005.jpg (1080x1289, 283.4K)

>Playing the Input Lag Special Edition with no Old Hunters
kek

>sony: fuck her girl in her 20s
>pc: wtf bro she puts make up on now, she's much better in her 30s!

twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237401001906364416
Sony apes are shedding actual tears and chimping out, destroying their rooms, over this.

Attached: sonygros.jpg (1013x913, 297.27K)

>oh no, I can't justify my retarded purchase anymore

Attached: exclusives.png (664x220, 70.38K)

is sonys romance with epic over?

>100+ FPS and mouse aiming
Can't wait to replay it.

what is this 3/3/21 game?

Post your predictions for the next port bros.
Days Gone or Dreams seems most likely to be next.
But i'm still hoping Bloodborne gets a port though

Attached: 1576965529943.png (700x788, 292.43K)

Hopefully this means Sony is releasing all of their games on pc next gen. I wouldn't mind having one less platform to buy.

do you have sex with games?

>But i'm still hoping Bloodborne gets a port though
No, only trash games gets ported

Can't wait to pirate the game 6000 more times so Sony will go bankrupt.

Attached: 1582904316961.jpg (1024x727, 88.29K)

Octopath Traveller.

FFVII Remake, that's just the pre-April delay release, but it's still only a timed exclusive.

>no other industry works like this
Sadly, that's no longer true.

sonychad here. this game is good so im glad pc beggars can pirate it

Publisher: PlayStation Mobile lol

>Horizhit

Attached: nothanks.jpg (900x601, 103.3K)

>2013
>Nintendo will go 3rd party any time
It's 2020 and it was MS and Sony that went 3rd party.

it never was to begin with
annapurna and quantic dream acted on their own when published games on pc, their contracts with sony were over

>console war thread
I like when games get ports. Dunno why people get mad other people can also enjoy a product.

Why in the fucking world would they list a beaner unboxing video as the review on their store page

Attached: 1533155604279.jpg (341x500, 42.15K)

If modders fix her face MAYBE I will pirate it someday. MAYBE.

>far cry with robots
>shit tier quests
>shit tier NPCs

?

Hard pass.

Attached: 1565845608782.jpg (308x583, 131.64K)

I would enjoy if Nintendo went 3rd party. I could give them money instead of having almost their entire library in roms.

They are either poor as fuck, children who only get one platform or have brain problems and think these companies are somehow their friends and have their best interest at heart.

>game where bad guy is literally white people
>muslims mathriachy save world

lol no thanks

Will they add environmental collision to this port though

>PS4 Exclusive
>Literally every thread about this game has been full of people nitpicking on everything they could, showing every possible flaw and glitches/bugs while saying how generic it looks and how it sucks
>Announced on PC
>HAHAHAHAH SNOY FAGGOTS THANKS FOR BETA TESTING
Every single time
Why do people get on this board just to be dicks to other people for no reason?

Attached: 1412548396249.gif (253x216, 942.24K)

>Snoys suck off game
>It's amazing lol never ever you can't have it
>Gets port
>LOL IT'S SHIT ANYWAY ENJOY THE SLOPPY

the duality of man

It's called spite fagging and it's a cancer that infests any "fandom" on Yas Forums

Except people are still trashing your shitty tallgrass simulator right there.

It's too bad I already played through it on PS4. Save file sharing would be nice to have, I might consider playing it again on new game plus.

great, can i get Monster Hunter World collaboration which was only on ps4?

nintendo went 3rd party years ago

Attached: nintendo mobile.png (369x717, 30.2K)