How can you fags still think about videogames?

Caronavirus is a psyop.

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Not important when we all death
Did you live under a stone?
Just check your local news channel
We are all fucked

>durr panic
I wish they would panic more and force a quarantine for months so I can just sit on my ass for 16 hours a day and play vidya.
Kys faggot.

Italy is getting BTFO by corona virus since they were stupid and didn't close their borders.
Meanwhile Croatia has a handful of patients who are all under quarantine.

I've never been sick in my life, survived a plane crash, I was born with a missing rib, auras commune with me, there's a real possibility I am a reincarnation of Adam, the first man. And therefor I live without fear. I am fearless.

>survived a plane crash,
Nigger what
Rundown?

I'm not a mindless sheep that worries over a more contagious flu since I'm young and healthy.

why is everybody buying toilet paper? do they think they're going to shit this virus to death?

Do what you must, corona-chan. I'm already dead.

>HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM
Believe me. We aren't.

Pol is fanatical about anything. Chicago is fine.

>HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM
I'm currently higher on the food chain than you are,that's why

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he is a big guy probably

>mad tranny realise the inevitable
You dumb tranny
Bad mad at the chinks not me
>he thinks Youngs don't die
Must be nice Living in ignorance

When all normalfags die, NEETfags will inherit the earth.

>auras commune with me
>there's a real possibility I am a reincarnation of Adam
take your meds

Because the only plumbers we care about is mario. Fuck Italy, fuck you but most of all

FUCK Yas Forums

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Chicago is full of n words

Dare I say, based?

Flight 6560. Look it up.

I am extremely scared to be honest
first death in my country lived 15 minutes away from me

We have literally continued with society after far worse.

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Show me the deaths in the young and healthy compared to the old and those with preexisting medical conditions retard.

>he isn't buying all these cheap ass stocks

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More cunts die of car crashes per capita in the country I live in than the amount of chinks dying of coronavirus per capita in China

Coronavirus is the most overrated shit ever and my fucking office had a fucking meeting on it. i'm just hoping for remote work so I don't need to get up so fucking early

>he doesnt know about the reinfection rates that can give heart attacks to young people

OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

why are people stocking up on 100 rolls of toilet roll? are they going to eat it?

lol at being scared of death

Logical answer: Scalping
Retard answer: Prepping for the most overrated disease ever

t. retard that believes everything he reads on the web
OH NO NO NO

where's your source? some facebook post? Yas Forums? cnn? fox news?

Not gonna lie, I've been thinking about this quite a bit the past couple of days now. I have no idea how to approach buying stock though.

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>Yas Forums is having a meltdown
Whoa...truely this is extraordinary news and never happens when a fly shits.

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I don't think anyone is saying this will be the end of humanity tho, just that a lot of people will die and it will fuck up supply chains for years to come

>tfw all stocked up on supplies and going to have a comfy month indoors playing animal crossing while everyone dies from corona

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>survived 3
And you are one of them???

Italian here. Roaming the deserted streets and shopping mall is peak apocalypse comfy.

For you

Why are you outside? COPS GET HIM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE HEEEEEEELPP

lmao enjoy your next crash Yas Forums

>The economy is dying
You mean the stock market? Call me when something actually happens to the economy that affects normal people in a significant way.

I don't get why people are buying toilet paper. Masks okay. But what are they gonna do with all that toilet paper?

I don't go outside unless it's for work and I wash my hands regularly.
Tell idiot extroverts to stop fucking travelling goddamn

>The economy is dying
Not for me and most Americans based purely on stock distribution. 401ks will weather this and I'm good to go for the next 20 years if there's no growth with my frugal lifestyle.
just get lucky lmao

>buy high sell low

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Shut up and consume.

Yas Forums is just a right wing version of twitter

They need a lot of it since they're shitting themselves so much over this.

zis, just buy eet

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cringe and blue pilled

dont ever use Pepe for your weak ass cringe posts

Because I have like 4 months of Doritos and Mountain Dew stockpiled and Dominos on speed-dial.

Gonna play me some comfy Anno 1404 with plague on.

>he thinks he wont get corona through his dominos pizza
they have the most disgusting food prep of all

Problem is I don't know if this is the bottom or if there is worse to come. Stocks are already rebounding in my country, but that could just be a small bounce from Trump's announcement.

Because nobody gives a shit about that election campaigns shill board.

Yas Forums is full of smug contrarians, amerifats take everything as a joke just like their leaders
trump is downplaying everything when in reality he's shitting bricks so these morons don't start rioting over toilet paper

>covid-19/ebola/H1N1/SARS will be the end of us all! we're all going to die!

>What, vote for sustainable ecological practices or free medical care to make the world a better place and prevent diseases? kill yourself commie

why is does Yas Forums have an easier time thinking the world will end in biblical hellfire instead of making small democratic changes that they can actually do to make a differance?

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I leave my apartment only a few times a year to empty my piss bottles and to buy canned tuna. Corona has nothing on me.

Just heard all of it so the elderly and I'll are fucked when shit actually goes down.

If you're between the ages of 5 and 50 and don't have an autoimmune disease, calm the fuck down.

Calm down. It's all gonna be over by April.

>Why stock up on toilet paper when bidet exist?
Are Americans that dumb?

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Yas Forums is mostly edgy teens

>tfw italian but still have to work because wagecucks can
It sucks, though I was and still kinda am on the "I give no shit" side, you can't imagine the amount of panic and disinformation the media made my talking about it 24/7 for the past month

Fuck off idiot I don't go outside.

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Till next winter, that is. It's just a matter of time before your lungs turn into glue.

You can't believe in change if you believe in nothing

We don't use them as much as euros.

because I don't want my taxes to keep obese mexicans alive

Dumb ESL poster.

Based

>Yas Forumsfags acting smug

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So faggots will bite the dust once again? That's cool.

but i do have an autoimmune disease (t1 diabetes)
permission to freak out?

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Just wash your hands bro :))

>dude just gimp the economy think of the trees
>free medical care
do communists really think like this?

Yeah, for most people Important Number going up doesn't put more food on their table and the number going down doesn't take it off either. It's all just gambling and sure, when your boss bet all he had on the markets, loses it all and closes the company it sucks, but it's not really different than him losing it at the Casino except one is considered more respectable

Holly's fuck please be a joke

For some reason they see universal healthcare as a sign of weakness instead of the incredible star trek-tier civilisational win/win that it is (or should be, granted, it's often mismanaged right into the toilet)

because panic will only weaken my immune system. i have some extra food and soap. all i can do now is put my fate in the lord's hands

Rightwingers are retarded. You either are a brainwashed, edgy teenager or a legit 90 years old boomer that wishes he was still allowed to tell negros where to sit on the bus.

You're worrying about this too much. Swine flu and SARS came and went and this will to.

Coronavirus its just a spook

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he bought?

>What, vote for sustainable ecological practices or free medical care to make the world a better place and prevent diseases?
You know what would be really effective in curbing the climate change and stopping from diseases incubating in overpopulated 3rd world countries? That's right, fewer people in 3rd world countries. You pretend you care about the environment, but you're literally subsidising the existence of the worst polluting force in existence. You pretend to care about preventing diseases, but you're literally supporting the existence of the most dangerous petri-dish in existence.

we just don't want to live around fags and niggers

Literally based, when the apocalypse comes you'll be dabbing on all the normie niggers

>Just check your local news channel
Well there's your problem. The news only wants two things: 1) ratings, and 2) a new angle to attack Trump since it's an election year and the last thousand things they've tried have been totally ineffective. They get both of these things if they hype this shit up as the literal end of the world. Yas Forums is on board because they're on board with every happening. Some would say Yas Forums being on board should be a giant red flag.

It's fucking nothing, worst case you'll get a bad flu. Your odds of dying of suicide or a heart attack caused by media-induced anxiety are higher.

Now stop hoarding all the toilet paper you fucking psychos. Normal people need it.

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And they make the best Chicken and burgers in the city, FACT

>Yas Forums is having a meltdown
Lol those losers are having a meltdown 24/7 without end. Who cares that a bunch of schizos are crying?

Is that even relevant in this case? It doesn't affect anything that isn't the pancreas.

>implying this isint a bioweapon being used because china knows they are fucked
just launch every nuke in the world at china and then take all the resources later
its actually a jew bioweapon used to thin out the population for the kalergi plan to come into effect

Everyone who's white.

Nice fake news lol

>diives

Yas Forums believes in the fourteen words. Others don't. I can't fathom why.

proof?

Because I am a....G A M E R

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>Yas Forums is having a meltdown
How novel.

>Yas Forums is having a meltdown
Good. I'm really, really, really hoping they Heaven's Gate themselves.

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Take your meds

>Find out my Vitamin C pills are fake Chinese shit with ascorbic acid that the body can't absorb
>Go to Coof Mart
>No vitamin C pills left
I hope there's vitamin C in heaven.

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It's a trivial sickness. Feels like shit, worse than the flue, but the danger itself is over estimated.

>HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM
because we're playing video games
good games are cozy

In the healthcare field, they say pneumonia is an old man's best friend.

ye ok

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holy fucking based

Why don't Americans just use bidets like the rest of the civilized world?

Sustainability means sustainable and not exporting trash to 3rd world countries should be part of it. We need a globalized justice system to prosecute corporations that do things like this.

>Everyone keeps traveling and spreading death
>Everyone else keeps panicking and killing everyone else
>Gamers stay indoors for a couple months living off of chicken tendies and swedish fish
>In three months everyone has died of C-Virus except gamers
>Economy is run to shit so games are super cheap
The future is ours

There's vitamin C on the internet and is oranges. Stop being retarded.

I don't think that many people are even dying. Just some folks in China, Italy, and so far very few in America.

Just eat food with vitamin C, eat onions and drink orange juice.
If you want to get supplements to prepare for corona then get Zinc, it's way more important.

because this is just another one of those epic fotm nu-epidemics
they come and go

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Does being disgusted by the oxygen thieves on Yas Forums count as caring user?

>nigger responding in a violent manner
Go figure.

Those people can't even agree on who is white among themselves, and if anyone dares to say that his race (nordic, anglo, french, meds, greek, slavic etc) says his race is more "pure" than anyone else, shitstorm happens

Except you don't get banned on Yas Forums for talking about subjects that trigger the mods. Regurgitate your r*ddit talking points someplace else.

eat some fruit

I've already accepted death. It's a global pandemic that will leave very few people alive. I see no point in trying to fight the inevitable.

>Italian is under lockdown
Lovecraft would be relieved

Then die already. Build your boomertopia in heaven.

So, either things stabilize, or we are headed for a week or two of staying indoors with your stockpile of canned/dried food and toiletpaper. Aka, how I and many other Yas Forumsirgins already live.

Homophobic nature. Can't have anything touching their assholes.

>be pasta nigger
>do this
youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs&feature=emb_title

>reducing the quality of life by banning many chemical products because of tree's feelings and fear
>eating purposely half spoiled food because of "mu organic"
>prevent disease

It isn't, the closes comparison is the spanish flu and that was the worst pandemic in history.

Because Yas Forums has not and never will matter

Oranges only last a week stupid. I need pills.
>eat onions
Stop telling me to eat onions.

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>normalfags having mental breakdowns as they are forced to adopt the neet way of life

Only an eurofag wants to get a rimjob after taking a shit LMAO

Why is it so hard for people to not spread their disease everywhere? I always see people cough on their hands then immediately touch public property. If you do this then please kill yourself.

No one closed their fucking borders, that's the problem. Why the fuck did China announce the lockdown of Wuhan in the first place, before actually doing it?

What's the backstory for this?

I didn't know Yas Forums bans you over wrong think.

I shit every morning before taking my shower, those paperfags are killing me.

Onions are the best source of vitamin C dumbass.

it's literally spanish flu 2: Electric boogaloo

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>>What, vote for sustainable ecological practices or free medical care to make the world a better place and prevent diseases? kill yourself commie
I don't really care what your stance is on healthcare but this is a retarded point to make when this is currently something every country on the planet is struggling right now, which yes, includes those with free medical care

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1) Open a brokerage account on Schwab.com (free, just takes a few minutes, nothing difficult)

2) Link your regular bank account to it (easy from within your brokerage account)

3) Transfer money in.

4) From within your account it's simple to buy or sell, just look up the symbol and there'll be a big button for it.

5) Later when want to cash out you can transfer the money back to your normal bank account same as you transfered it in.

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Why should i care about reddit refugee camps? Have you even SEEN /ptg/? It's so entirely alien from the rest of the board and especially the site in terms of lingo, culture and mentality it might as well be another site.

only good post in this awful thread

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>Yas Forums
lol...

You overestimate the intellect of the average person.

>use disposable mask
Good luck finding one for less than $60 each

>In three months everyone has died of C-Virus except gamers
>Economy is run to shit so games are super cheap
But if the only people left in the world are gamers, all transactions would end up being
>hey how much is this game?
>offer

You're thinking of Hot Peppers. They have so much vitamin C the body can't handle it which is what causes their spicy effect.

Italian here, i'm locked at home so may aswell talk about videogames inbetween studies

NIGGA EAT SOME FUCKING FRUIT

>and not exporting trash to 3rd world countries
You don't give a shit about things like this. You only want to find excuses to hate white people.
>to prosecute corporations that do things like this.
Why? If a country does not want foreign trash, it does not have to. Literally nobody is forcing anyone in this. Trash just happens to be profitable. These third world countries make money out of this.

If you cared about these things, you'd lobby for western countries to ban imports and exports to and from China and friends. Suddenly they could not longer pollute, because nobody is buying their stuff, and they could not procure trash, because exporting it would be illegal.

>getting this worked up over nothing
Babies first happening

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>can't buy toilet paper or disinfectant wipes because happooners are hoarding them
fuck off retards

if i got Corona I'd purposefully spread it as far and wide as possible.
If I'm going down you're going with me, simple as. What are they gonna do, jail me?

Pretending to be a retard is not funny.

I tried to catch the falling knife when crypto burst, I'm not doing it again.

toilet paper is not video game

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What if it leaves perma damage?
Some recovered died again

Same here, stocked up for months, and i already had the flu last week, so maybe i already had it and i'm good now.
Only if they cut the power and water i'm fucked.

That's not the point. It's the only place on the internet where people actually care about the international conspiracy to erase the global European population. And unlike Stormfront it isn't packed to the gills with FBI agents (even though there are some, because like I said, conspiracy).

Fack you negro

Binance has a voting competition between two coins on which will get added to the exchange.
Yas Forums was shilling VIDT furiously for weeks without a single thread about the other coin, reaching an almost religious fervour.
And exactly 10 seconds after the winner (it was the other coin Yas Forums ignored completely) was announced, VIDT, the Yas Forums favourite fell 50% in seconds and continued falling.
Everyone was coping at different stages of grief.

>mfw selling masks etc I horded in precaution back in early january for mad dosh in the internet

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>tfw you had the Coronavirus back in December and beat it without knowing what it was

You’ll be fine guys, if I can do it so can you. Unless you have respiratory problems then you’re fucked cause that shit was scary.

>bizfags

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Says the dumb tranny virtual shit tuber poster
Dumb retard

>kavanaugh was confirmed
>impeachment didn't pan out
>iran didn't pan out
and now they're rooting for a pandemic virus, just so they can hold something against trump
lefties are scumbags

go get your sperm count checked ;)

fpbp

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>It's just a flu bro

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>a week or two
Imagine being this naive.

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Well, you're definitely crazy, so you might want to see a shrink.

Thanks asshole

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is this shopped

That's not even true, there's lots of other sites, both on TOR and the web that's full of these nuts. Hell, 8ch was especially notorious and when it died, it splintered into dozens of hidden chans.

the mortality rate is nowhere near the same though, otherwise we really would be fucked

>muh spanish flu
mother fuckers barely knew what medicine was back then

>not sure if panic tightens my chest or actually breathing problems...

>Yas Forums is having a meltdown
who are they blaming?

The holocough deniers fear the indoor chicken farmer.

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Corona is a type of virus, not THE virus. Its a novel corona that they new refer to as COVID-19

Went to shartmart the other day for my normal TP run and everything was gone except the expensive stuff. Luckily the prepper retards are all poor as shit. Cost me $5 more than usual but at least I'll be living in luxury.

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Holy fuck shit, can you believe like six thousand died worldwide from this?!?!?!?! IM SCARED!!!

SIX THOUSAND OVER THE LAST FOUR MONTHS HOLY SHIT

WORLD

WIDE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lmao this shit is not going away at least until summer

When you gave all the TP stacy will gave no other choice then to put out if she wants to wipe her ass.

In bosnia one toilet roll was good for one bosnian woman fucking you like a pornstar who loved you during the war.

My family has been American for many generations

We are a nation of scammers looking to get ahead and abuse the system. If we can't disproportionately benefit then I don't want it even if it's purely good... Because someone ELSE will benefit more than me

Everyone must suffer because I hurt, fuck you.

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I never wanted kids to begin with.

Yeah good luck surviving this heat pussy virus

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>Yas Forums is buying stocks
Oh no shits going to dump even harder

>4000
holy fuck we're doomed, juat about 49,996,000 more to go until spanish flu (which this is worse than btw)

>4,000
5 times that amount have died in America alone of normal flu this year.

That's not a what if, that's a definitive statement. Death is on the horizon.

You realize something like 95%+ of those were people over 50-60 years old, right? You realize old people with poorer immune systems regularly die from the normal flu, right?

exactly. now look at how many have died from the flu this year.