You jealous?

This. Turning on a fan would knock that piece of shit down

>dont have kids!
>drink onions!
>build pillow forts!
>consoome!

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My jealousy of their being in a relationship is tempered by their awful taste in video games and need for attention on what I can only assume is Reddit.

You will never have sex.

THIS, how in the fuck people get married before making kids?!

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Onion consomme sounds pretty good, actually.

>drink onions
no fuck off shrek

>a bunch of kissless virgins judging others in a relationship

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Why is this a solution? Why does having sex will for some reason fix everything? Why is this an insult?

Haha! Everyone look at this virgin!

no
apart from what already said, these people live with goodwill furniture that looks like shit, they have terrible construction sense, and waste what little money they have on shit video games
they're going nowhere and likely shouldn't have married

what genuinely ugly decor, and so apropos that they were too lazy/weak to pull a mattress into the room and instead push together what seems like the cushions to an awful lot of love seats together

>married couple
>date night

Just break it off already, tear off the band-aid.

that's not a couple, that's merely a day care. you don't fucking build a fort when you are in an adult relationship.

>borderlands
No

>no more coomer posting
>no more anime/weebshit threads
>no more smash threads

A little, those are some really nice drawers.

And ?

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And why is that such a terrible thing?

it's post-ironic accelerationism, mid-level IQs think it's very clever to tweak the noses of the vapid

>>no more anime/weebshit threads
This website was made by a weeb and has been weeb since 2003. The fuck is this logic?

>borderlands 3
this explains it

This could be actually very comfy if it wasn't made to play a reddit soi game

>we don't have kids

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lol, hell no

If I had I wife, my pillow fort would be way cooler.

Having sex only made me hornier. Even when I was in a committed relationship I would browse that unless she was physically in the room with me.

>ugh, are they holding hands? What are they, in elementary??
Manchildren taking their toys very seriously are so hilariously unaware it's funny

these posts create such salt its insane

Posts like this remind me too much of how I used to be. They remind me of why I stopped coming here.

Find the woman that finds the urges as hellish and awful as you do. Not the one that hides it, at all. That's the one. Difference between a person and a leech.

honestly not even funny at this point, it's just sad

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No, I am furious. One should only partake in intellectual stimuli (gaming) by sitting 90 degrees straight on a chair at exact 2 meters distance. Sounds must be banned unless it's legitimate for the hobby (such as sfx, music, dialogue from the object of stimulation itself). The room must be at an exact 18 degree Celsius with a light of 35.5 lux.
Anyone accepting less isn't a gamer, they're a mockery of our mature hobby.

I have had sex. Now I'm just angry and sad knowing I'll never experience it again.

oh no not democracy, what are we going to do, my good friend ping long?

yeah a lot, actually
i don't have a wife to get excited for/play videogames with

i don't have anything

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>don't have kids
>your whole existence and purpose in life is coonsoming dumb pop coulture shit
a fate worse than death

dumb coomer

That's a bit too chilly to sit naked playing games.

Well... you cannot stop, you are here forever with us user. Sorry.

more like your whole existence and purpose is doing whatever the fuck you want without some crotch parasite shitting itself and crying and getting sit

Imagine being such a bitter nigger that you start frothing at the mouth while your eyes almost spin out of their sockets because someone posted a picture of a a TV with a bedsheet over it lmao.

i can vouch for 18 degree celsius
peak ac temp

salt is when you lose but think you should have won
OP posted two losers
there's nothing to envy

Well, you probably could.
What has marriage done for anybody?
As if we're not all ourselves annoying enough.

i hate white people so fucking much

I find it sad and pathetic that two adults literally engaged in childish games/fantasy and get like it was something to brag about.

My wife and I are adults, we don’t do make believe forts, we decorate our real house with real furniture that is both functional and aesthetically pleasing, and we don’t post it online

I just don't want to be alone anymore

case in point

post you're jaw

Why do I have no drive to get a girlfriend, Yas Forums? I tried nofap but it didn't change anything. I just don't see the appeal of forming a deep, meaningful relationship with another human being.

you aren't left wing

i just wanna know how many grandmas died to make this room

That's fair but, that's also not difficult to fix.

People don't hate you.

>I tried nofap but it didn't change anything.
You're a fucking moron for expecting differently.

>and we don’t post it online
This, right here, is the most important part.

That's perfectly fine for you, but not everyone is so uptight.

yet you don't want be uncomfortable enough to solve that issue either, right? learn to compromise your comfort or life will become hell.

except that these people don't vote.
See super tuesday.
All of them are all bark no bites.

I know they don't hate me, I've got friends, but no person wants to have something deeper with me either

>building a pillow fort is some hugely offensive thing to you
are you like 60 years old or something? i have no idea how people doing this could possible create that reaction out of you

I figured it'd trigger some sort of desire which got repressed from fapping. But I feel like nothing was ever there in the first place.

>naked
Filthy barbarian. When enacting the hobby, one should wear dark clothing that won't reflect light back to the screen thus reducing the quality of visual enjoyment. I myself wear my gucci midnight black suit and tie, with indoor Oxxford brand shoes, matted polish naturally. Try taking this grand hobby seriously for once, and maybe, just maybe you can call yourself a true gamer for once.

Conservatives are the people who believe in family values but elect a child molester with several ex wives who he has cheated on and abused and a trophy wife foreigner with kids used as anchor babies.

It's ok to enjoy life