What game are you bad at and wish you were good at?

thank god it's not a vidya male thread

Bloodborne. I've tried to start it a couple times and I get to the point where I can level up but I can't even get past the first boss. It's pathetic

Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

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Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao!

I will beat the shit out yo ass Charles, I'll beat yo ass WITH Charles, as a matter of fact

Shooters in general, I have 700 hours in TF2, however many hours in OW and have played a shitton of Splatoon 1+2, CSGO and Fortnite and I'm horrible at every single one of them. Can't aim for shit, freak out in close combat situations, have no idea how to use gamesense, straight up cannot snipe for my life, etc.
I have a lot of fun with them and all my friends play them but in the actual game I'm useless. I just run around and offer "support" by missing shots from mid/long range and dying if someone runs up in my face. I just don't know what to do.

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Dwarf Fortress

COMB YO BEARD

IM BAD. IM THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WORLD

YOU EVER SEEN A COSTUME LIKE MINE?

You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.

this
fucking kill me

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AH CHARLES
GET OUTTA MAH HEAD CHARLES

...This is a Dodge.

UGH!

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Grand Strategy. I suck at macroing.

bow down to a true mon aMIIII

I really wish I was godlike at some old fighting game like Sailor Moon S or MVC2.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEER?

I'M FINNA KILL HIM AND I'M GONNA RAPE HIM AND I'M GONNA EAT HIS FUCKIN COSTUME JUST WAIT

Dark Souls, because then I might be able to actually enjoy the damn game.

I guess I'm technically better than 90% of the Hunt: Showdown player base but it sure doesn't feel like it when I'm queued up against high level players. I'm good in every aspect except actually shooting, which I am just above average at. That's the beauty of Hunt, what you lack in reflexes you can make up in being sneaky and tactical.

Real life.

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SILLY BITCH YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT

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LoL because I'm not a fan with RMB movement and I prefer those who uses WASD to move characters.
Strategy games like Red Alert and Warcraft III because the moment I make a simple army, the opponent already has made their high tier units

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WHAT THE FUCK CAPTAIN PLANET?

Based

LOOK
AT
MY
BICEPS

[immediately gets shot through the mouth and dies]

The helmet isn't there for physical protection

Fuck he gonna tell me to do get some toothpaste? Colgate for the Juggernaut aint that a bitch.

I fucking wish I could go fast in Titanfall 2 but I can't seem to get down the slide-hop-slide

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Total War. I have 1,000 hours in Warhammer 2, but I'm still super shit at micromanaging important units and not worrying about my frontline as much.

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Life

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cpma
starcraft
marvel 2

Smash ultimate, a lot of my friends seem to enjoy it on a more competitive level, but i just cant seem to get that good.

Shut the fuck up charles, shut the fuck up.
CHARLES NOOOOOOOO

Can you at least rocket jump?

I've given up and exclusively play heavy and medic now.

Rhythm. I want to play games at the arcade and not be embarrassed about failing a song or playing on non-hard

>IMA BEAT THE SHIT OUTCHU CHARLES
>IMA BEAT THE SHIT OUTCHU WITH CHARLES FOR A MATTER OF FACT, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?

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>ima part time stripper and I do hair

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Deception series. Either that or Goldeneye.

Puyo Puyo

are you REALLY bad at games as you say. I'm literally a little ways away from dsp tier

fuck is this car made of, COOKIE DOUGH?

RTSes. They seem like fun, but I'm terrible at them.

Dwarf Fortress or any ASCII game. I just can't play them without a GUI.

Jojo HFTF and Last Blade 2.They're both intricate and fun, but the lack of a proper practice mode really annoys me

most newer fps games.
I can aim well in older fps classics but for some chuckle fucking reason im dog shit at newer ones

Mortal Kombat.
I just can't deal with these asshat players who do nothing but use the slide and ice ball moves with Sub-Zero and I know it's my fault yet it still makes me ang-grr-ree.