Uh hello, BASED Department?
FF7 Remake
Ian Lopez
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Daniel James
retconfags BTFO
Ian Ortiz
YOOOO TITANIUM PHONE GUARD THO
Gavin King
everything about aeris expels cuteness
Jack Price
>remember to omnislash that like button SOLDIERS
I really don't like this fat man. In fact, most youtubers covering the remake happen to be insufferable faggots but what can you really expect
Landon Mitchell
She has a kind of walk. I've seen that walk somewhere before...!
Oliver Parker
Did this game go gold already?
How long before someone jacks a disc from the factory.
Carter Myers
that's how she walks after I fuck her up the ass
Thomas Robinson
>no jump button, air combat is limited to auto-jumping at aerial enemies
>no aerial dodge or aerial abilities
>no i-frames on dodge roll, making it useless
>no directional inputs
>no weapon switching
>hold-button to attack with an auto-attack mode that literally plays itself
>you can literally heal party members at 0hp and it's only game over if the entire party dies and not only if party leader dies
>no consistent hitstun as seen on the dogs, sweepers, shock troopers, etc
>shitty RNG "miss" even if you hit the enemy
>no Impervious equivalent for tech roll recoveries
>hold button to defend with no cost
>only 1 shortcut bar
>laggy pause when scrolling the command menu
>stupid time wasting cutscene attacks in every boss fight where they jump out of the battlefield and vomit particle effects at you
>summons only available in bosses and mini bosses, entirely RNG no matter who you equip and can only be used against bosses if the RNG lets you and even them you have to fill up a bar before they can then be summoned only if the RNG let you even do so
>On classic mode every single enemy was killed without even touching the controller, including the scorpion.
>On normal mode every single enemy was killed by mashing one button
Julian Phillips
Ok Barry
Evan Mitchell
I swear the only decent one is the German autist.
Thomas Gray
barry is here to dab on queers
Benjamin Lewis
11th time's the charm huh Barry?
Jose Reed
That is the gait!
That's exactly the walk!
Asher Barnes
HURRY CLOUD GET ON
Wyatt White
who the fuck summoned him again
VENI VENI VENIAS
NE ME MORI FACIAS
Jaxon Ward
Charles Wright
You guys realize he only does it because you give him (you)s, right?
If you ignore him, he'll go away
Nicholas Gonzalez
nice were do I get the blender file?
Nathaniel Mitchell
Yas Forums is the most autistic board on this site
Austin Evans
Autists like Barry don't go away when not given attention, they will samefag and give themselves (you)s until another person finally follows what he believes to be the rest of the monkeys and gives him a real (you), then you're right back where he started, retards feeding Barry
The only way is permanent removal from this site, but that doesn't seem to be a possibility since I can guarantee that Barry has already gotten at least one rangeban for being a persistent, serial ban evading mega autist.
He's not going away, get used it
Angel Harris
Yes, it's the dance that's as old as Yas Forums itself
Nathaniel Foster
Nomura confirmed that it has gone gold in a recent interview.
Samuel Phillips
what does going gold mean
Ethan Stewart
1.0. It's ready to ship and discs are in production.
Jackson Ortiz
Means a master disc has been made and they’re copying it to be sent out for distribution
Justin Morgan
Even if you did, after the KH3 debacle which pissed Nomura off really badly you can bet they'll only put partial game copies on the disk with the ending/other stuff missing and have a day one patch to download them
Ryan Bennett
Blatant mockery is clearly the answer, but only to the extent of not derailing threads. We've had our laugh at him so now the thread will continue
Luis Lewis
Means the game is done and ready to print.
Nathaniel James
*goes gold*
Sebastian Nguyen
It's kinda pointless to do that with at 23 year old game no. It's not like you can't google what happens next.
Dylan Watson
s k i n n y
Christian Davis
im playing kh2 on my pscx2 and doing data battles in preparation for this game
i know it doesnt play the same and all, but i need to get used to a controller, specially when ive been a PC player for a long time
Jordan Kelly
The only explosion you see is the Mako reactor blowing up, you fucking retard. It is the explosion of the Mako reactor which Jessie comments on, not her bomb which she never fucking see's explode because it's deep inside the reactor and she's not. Why are you people so retarded?
Adam Wood
why do the guards just let Barret run past them
every time I start the demo it bothers the shit out of me
Austin Hughes
Review copies should also be handed out now in order of importance.
Matthew Stewart
nope
Hudson Reed
It's night time and he blends in.
Wyatt Miller
would you try and stop a big black guy with a gun arm?
Eli Anderson
Honestly i think they just wanted to make it like the original, they didnt even tried to make like barret left cloud to the gaurds, he just goes past it
Benjamin Howard
Yes. Both the fmv from FF7 and the new scene from the Remake show the REACTOR exploding.
Daniel Evans
Jessie deserves to be bred
She could’ve been a good mommy
Ian Ortiz
>tfw pre-ordered as soon as it was announced
>genuinely thought it was never coming and I'd just been scammed
>got an email from best buy confirming that I could pick up my order on release date
Eli Perez
one month until the game avalaunches
Samuel Brooks
This is factual
James Gonzalez
I still can't fully believe this exists
Bentley Hall
HONESTLY she deserves to die alone on some stairs
Isaac Hernandez
Justin Kelly
>It is the explosion of the Mako reactor which Jessie comments on
Yes, which she obviously thinks was caused by her bomb and she says it wasn't meant to be that powerful.
Luis Allen
You're a dumbass.
Cooper Collins
>the German autist.
Who's that?
Oliver Gray
Again, it is the Mako reactor explosion she didn't think would be that powerful. There is no way to watch these cut scenes and come up with any other conclusion without being willfully ignorant. They don't see her bomb explode, they see the reactor explode. Quit being retarded.
Eli Jenkins
There's a way to save Jessie right? R-right bros?
Nathaniel Rogers
That one shot is the thing I dislike most from the remake. FF7 didn't have current day technology like touch screens or cell phones, not that they were common in real life yet at the time either. It was all 50s technology with a mix of steampunk and robots thrown in. One of the things that Advent Children did to make the FF7 universe somehow boring was to add that kind of shit to the world, and now it's in the remake too.
Owen Parker
no she believes it was her bomb so she comments that she must have made it too strong and nervously jokes she'll make the next one stronger
Kevin Smith
Anthony Myers
shes just the appetizer
REAL best girl is just around the corner
Ryan Gutierrez
>ywn pump a litter of doomed brats directly into Jessie's womb
Blake James
why are people so mean to her
Camden Rodriguez
So your argument is that Jessie thinks the only explosion that happens is her bomb? She doesn't think the reactor exploded at all? She thinks that little bomb she built was what caused that giant fucking explosion? See the problem here is that if you were fucking dumb enough to actually believe that you'd have to be having your tard wrangler type this shit for you and read the responses and they'd just fucking make shit up to tell you rather than unleash your idiocy upon the world.
Oliver Mitchell
Dude, she talks about the plans she used to make the bomb. She refers to the bomb directly. Did you forget that this is easily referenced material?
William Wilson
God you're retarded.
She thinks her bomb was too powerful and blew up the entire reactor, when it was clearly just meant to destroy the pumps.
Zachary Perry
You of fags bitch about everything. Same with re fags and the remakes.
Holy fuck it's a REMAKE
go play original if you hate the new one so much
Joseph Walker
It's already explained in the video. Stop being a brainlet.
Elijah Fisher
>when it was clearly just meant to destroy the pumps
Things that are clear have been referenced somewhere. Nowhere is it even hinted at that the mission is just to destroy the reactor pumps.
Leo Sanders
>walking around alone at night in an almost, see-through, flowy dress with nothing but bare skin underneath
Joseph Bennett
I like that you can tell Barret had some respect for Cloud when he talked back in the elevator. Doubt that happens to him a lot. That's why he gets goofy immediately afterwards by flashing his gun arm like a kid.