Lol

Do americans...really?

>I hate my wife
>Kids are lazy
>Water

ok boomer

ITT: obsessed eurotrash spewing canned memes

Which means the new recruit is correct about handing over the "game controller" and the boomer is rejecting progress
This really says a lot about society

I browsed Yas Forums all day without seeing a single wojak.
Weird.

Why is the recruit a literal child?

Well Americans? Is it worth dying for?

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didn't even have time to post
and then there's this guy

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I'm probably the only one in this thread that has actually thrown grenades (U.S. Army) and can tell you we go through about 2 hours of throwing dummy grenades before throwing real ones. Even the weak people did it correctly.

F

You're right, we should withdraw from NATO and cease subsidizing your defense in any way, shape, or form beyond maintaining our occupational forces spread throughout your continent for purposes of maintaining our investments.

That's how we recruit em

>YOU NEED A COLLEGE MASTERS DEGREE, TEN YEARS EXPERIENCE, REFERENCES, AND FIVE YEARS OF INTERNSHIP IF YOU HAVE ANY HOPE OF GETTING THIS JOB.

>Point me to the manager. I'll give him a firm handshake.

Post THAT comic, you know the one.

>I hate my wife
Why is this fucking shit so common? They have genuinely convinced me of NEVER getting married.

that's your typical amerishort.

Based.

Yes.

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I don’t get it

how many layers of irony is this on

>Be American
>Send your children off to die in foreign lands

lmao

why are americans like this?

Divorce wasn't a thing back then so if you choose poorly you were screwed for life.

Not telling the person you're dating that you're trans is rape.

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Cute

That's not shocking. Boomers are all a bunch of blatant hypocrites. I'd wager the comic creator was probably a fucking hippie back when Vietnam was happening.

Because sitcoms have been repeating that joke for 50 years. And boomers are easily programmed by television.

Israel will remember and thank us.

Is this the left-wing version of Stonetoss

NOOO NOT THE PEEPEEERINO

Oh, and divorce not being a thing meant that neither the man or the woman had to put any effort into make the marriage work; they just lived together, raised the kids and made each other miserable.

>American humor

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But she did tell the clowncel she has a penis.

I know a shit ton of guys that only play video games and lift. It's the two most important things in their world.

>Dumb husband
>Wise and concerned wife
>The son is troubled
>The daughter's boyfriends are never approved by daddy
>The other son is a genius but a nerd

1337 MOS here.

FUTA IS GAY ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS SO FAR IN THE CLOSET THEY HANG OUT WITH THE YETI FROM THAT PIXAR MOVIE

They actually use remote distance brain scanners to select troops ahead of time and verify their MOS, anything you've ever gotten so "lucky" to have in American society that isn't from someone you've known your entire life isn't luck. Take Yas Forums, millions of posters. So fe threads, there are thousands of instances of this site being seperatly hosted and monitored for different individuals at all times. Welcome to hell, android.

We unironically should. We'd be way better off if we weren't bankrolling the defense of the entire western world.

ok tranny

Nobody but euro millonaires and corporations wanted american troops, they won't defend the people anyways.

>Leave this thread

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That's the beauty of it, both groups aren't sure if it's on their side or making fun of them.

You sure are obsessed with the idea of something being gay or not.

Why is an 8 year old in the army? Is that the future?

>nato should pay their fair share
i guess trump is right?

So in short, what does american culture amounts to?

That would imply this is funny

is this guy trying to be as funny as Stonetoss?
because he's really, really far from even making a coherent narrative to even start thinking about putting in a joke

Nothing anymore, it's just an extraction scheme for megacorporations.

>stonetoss
>funny

Consume and get excited for the next product

Worshipping an ideal that never existed

cronyism

stonetoss is actually funny though

>Stonetoss
>Funny

Either it's some weak edgelord humor or it's a "Libs look hypocritical now" strawman comic. The only funny thing is watching retards get offended by them, but he's not funny on his own.

Cyberpunk but fatter and without any of the fun parts.

>8 years old
What do you mean?

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fixed

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sure, pal

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I'm just gonna leave the best web comic ever right here

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Surprisingly, not everyone shares your sense of humor.

A soldier is just a tool for countries and big corporation. Being a soldier is just being used to die in some shitty country. Don’t be a soldier, live life instead

I know you found this pic on reddit

Well then why don't you post some you think are funny then?

While people are more overweight now, people are probably also stronger now than they were back then. Physical fitness is very mainstream.