A saltwater crocodile could defeat 99% of video game characters. Prove me wrong.
A saltwater crocodile could defeat 99% of video game characters. Prove me wrong
Angel Rogers
Charles Adams
K. Rool uses toonforce so yeah
Jason Torres
Dylan Harris
im so fat right now because i ate too many people
Colton Cooper
pancroc
Camden Taylor
why would you want to fight the poor croc?
Levi Collins
terrifying
Julian Russell
Juan Evans
*shoots explosion pipe*
Jeremiah Cook
Yeah probably.
Zachary Sanchez
thats an alligator
Eli Moore
Similarly sized mammals can destroy virtually any reptile. Any serious high prey drive dog will ruin any monitor, a dog that knows how to kill and has experience hunting reptiles will kill any monitor in less than a few minutes ive seen it done many times it is a very easy kill for the dog. And this is just domestic dogs we are talking about. Small tiny ratels can kill huge 15 foot rock pythons too. Hippos absolutely BTFO crocs.
Kevin Gomez
that saltwater crocodile couldn't even defeat obesity
Brandon Phillips
>NO I DONT WANT TO BE CROCODILE SHIT, NO NOOOOOO
Carter Jackson
Crocodilian solidarity bro.
Jason Rogers
bang!
Luis Kelly
Ok, assume it is Gustav then.
James Bell
>Similarly sized mammals can destroy virtually any reptile
I mean you're right, but a juvenile crocodile is literally that, a juvenile. A full grown saltwater croc will sit squarely at about 15 feet and no mammal is going to get that big. If you let the croc get 20+ feet he's basically the king of the environment, nothing is eating him ever. At that point even humans can't reliably kill it.
Joseph Anderson
Obligatory croc screencap.
John Hall
*blocks your path*
Chase Phillips
What’s he been up to? Still cruising around killing adult water buffalo?
Jaxon Wright
Damn that is a gorgeous specimen.
Alexander Richardson
AAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN
Kayden Hughes
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
Jayden Rodriguez
>people still repost this hysterical tripe
Michael Jackson
I think you underestimate the percentage of video game characters who are giant robots.
Jose Wood
t. mammal
David Evans
I don't understand the strange obsession with apex predator beast. Just fucking kill em all. We would be much better off if we killed every lion, tiger, wolf, bear, crocodile, and shark on this planet. They compete with us for their prey and sometimes get bold and attack a human directly. If liberals love them so much they can buy their own cordoned off sanctuaries to maintain them, but they must be financially responsible for accidental damages they cause and it should not be payed for by tax payers. They're already in low enough numbers their effects on ecologies is minimal as is. People think ecologies are these fragile complex webs where if you make one micro adjustment it all collapses, but actually they're incredible robust and self correcting. Removing these apex predators would likely cause no harm to ecologies at all. The little effect they have would be things like there being more deer, more fish, etc for us to hunt or catch. No down side.
Christopher Davis
wtf is it chewing, a head of a zebra?
Kevin Bailey
what kind of weird medieval humans live near you user? i'm willing to bet an armored soldier could take one down also
Benjamin Harris
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2/10
Eli Mitchell
Xavier Bennett
why does it look like a pancake
Isaac Martinez
Never seen this pasta before, cool.
Yeah, theres a video if it eating the whole thing somewhere.
Kayden Reyes
Crocodiles are one of the few complex organisms that predates dinosaurs and still exists. The fact that it does this and remains and apex predator is proof enough they are incredibly smart, at least when it comes to what they evolved to do. I believe 100% a croc would develop a brain advanced enough to stalk prey, notice patterns, etc.
I'm talking about normal humans. If you use peak sonar technology and dropped a nuke in its pond no shit you would kill it, but for normal people who stop by to fish or get water crocodiles become a pretty serious threat. Don't underestimate how little defense humans have in the water and against ambush predators.
Justin Moore
I'm glad someone on the video games board of fourcham has finally found the aptitude to speak out against established science.
Jason Carter
Name ONE (1) video game character a saltwater crocodile could defeat
Luis Gutierrez
Crocodiles kill more people yearly than any other animal. They arent a joke mate
Caleb Long
Nah bro I could totally take a croc barehanded easy.
Levi Sullivan
Crocodiles are absolutely based and are the patrician's choice of animal. Lions are for faggots, dogs are for ledittors and gorillas can eat shit.
Ethan Stewart
Big Boss
Henry Collins
based until the last part, gorillas are based
Dominic Evans
99%? More like close to 0%.
Thomas Taylor
majestic
Matthew Young
>gorillas can eat shit
t. Kremling
Aiden Lopez
Exercise for both of us
Connor Jones
Too based to live, too autistic to die.
Landon Sullivan
It's a screencap of literal factless, unproven, hysteric made up garbage. Pure LARP.
Owen Rodriguez
most species don't fare well when they're ambushed.
Liam Roberts
that's an alligator retard
Nathan Butler
Gorillas aren't even fighters. Everything they do is intimidation
Brayden Johnson
>blocks your path
Caleb Martin
FUCK REPTILES
Logan Perez
t. mammal experiencing emotions
Parker Smith
caimans arent crocodiles
Colton Hughes
FAT PANCAKE
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Aaron Nguyen
Literally the most based post on this site currently.
Jayden Morales
>so well adapted to being an apex predator that they have remained relatively unchanged for millions of years
>evolution loser
this is retarded
Owen Allen
damn how did the rest of that showdown play out?
Adrian Powell
I hope he’s having a good time
Adam Morris
Who said they were?
Angel White
Lions realized they cant flip the thing over or chew through hornback and left.
Jackson Adams
yeah and if a ant was as big as a elephant it would be the best and strongest animal alive
Ethan Turner
That's the joke.
Stalemate. Big cats fucked off after a few mins, croc lazed in the sun being immeasurably based.
Levi Price
Josiah Richardson
poor cripplecroc
Brody Campbell
I would really enjoy an adult on adult fight. When they're that small its just not interesting.
Lincoln Ross
did he fuck it
Gabriel Rivera
I love Yas Forums animal threads
Christopher Jenkins
>Golfer vs Alligator
There was a video a few months ago where some Golfer got really fucking mad that a Gator was on his course and he legit grabbed that fucker and tossed him in a lake.
Everyone was freaking the fuck out.
Chase Carter
Limbs are for losers.
Alexander White
Charles Diaz
imagine if that was your dick