Smoke a cigarette in game

>smoke a cigarette in game
>take damage

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He shouldn’t have yelled

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The lactose intolerant are weak; they should be round up and eliminated from the gene pool

It sucks being lactose intolerant. I can't drink actual milk without puking my guts out, and every time I eat cheese I get the shits or farts really bad.

I would never drink onions though. What a fucking faggot.

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>being intolerant to lactose
How bigoted.

come and get me faget.

Imagine being deathly afraid of a fucking BEAN

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>kramer's face

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Plenty of people still dont know about the phytoestrogen thing

nig

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>tummy
not only is he a hipster hes also a faggot
drink some black coffee you fucking fruit

Is dairy the key to world conquest?

>my tummy
What a faggot.

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keked

I saw the guy's orange shirt and thought he was a convict.

I have 3 or 4 cartons of milk in my fridge at all times. I fucking love milk. It's the best kind of gamer fuel.

>B-B-But we're not supposed to actually drink milk. It's actually bad for us after a certain age.
I'm sorry your shitty genetics never learned to adapt and
accept this delicious white liquid gold. Enjoy your onions latte, queer.

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>hurts my tummy
wow you did a great job of proving him wrong

I know 5 finns and all of them and close relatives are lactose intolerant

That's the joke, autist-kun

youtube.com/watch?v=jAvD3r9obKs

I feel this dude.
>have back injury
>feel like I constantly have to explain shit that only really matters to me
I don't give a shit if skiing makes me look pretentious. I can't snowboard because twisting my waist while landing fucks me up.

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>using the word tummy past age 5
lmao sure proved him wrong

"Real milk hurts my cunny"

Im pretty sure its the reverse, my friend

But there's no joke, faggot.

Being this mad about a fucking bean is as bad as drinking it religiously

Nah, he really is that much of a faggot.

>Argentina
>80 - 100%
X (Doubt).

>reddit tumblrtard image that was made by a onions autist is actually intended to poke fun at their own kind of people
im sorry that you are retarded

unironically lol

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I dont think it is, the author seems legitimately upset that people make fun of his onions milk consumption and is trying to make a point that he physically can't handle milk, there is no joke

NOT FUCKING VIDEOPGAMES

>if you hate your enemy, they win
Nah dawg

lol nonwhite faggot

Do soiboys think lashing out is a manly, non-soi trait?

Bean milk taste nothing like milk an is absolutely vile with coffee. If you can't digest the real thing, ask for a lactose free milk (it exists), or get a black coffee like an adult.

Anyone that's lactose intolerant is unironically a subhuman AND a mutt because all pureblood Europeans have innate lactose immunity thanks for thousands of years of evolution and their ancestors drinking milk on regular basis.

>perceiving a joke where there is none
the absolute state of coping retards

What vidya lets me replace lactose with basedbean milk?

Yes, the joke is that he's pretending to be tough yet using the word "tummy". It's not hilarious but the intent is obvious unless you're unironiically autistic

Has there ever been a non-porn game with brapping and lactose intolerance as a mechanic? Maybe like how Old Snake's back can get sore in MGS4, if you accidentally drink milk then you start brapping uncontrollably and alert the guards.

I refuse to believe these fucking retards are seething so hard at the existence of s.oy that they don't understand this

>I know 5 finns
Checks out.

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Not him. Is this pro basedboys or anti basedboys?

I'm 100% sure there's not joke there, and the writer is just a faggot who uses "tummy" unironically.

Reminder

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>what is almond milk

try harder soiboy

I'm a diary farmer and never have to buy milk.

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if real milk hurts your stomach that isn't a good substitute

Kek

honestly?
yes.

Sorry, sweetie, but there is no joke. These kinds of estrogen-overloaded children genuinely lack the self awareness needed for the joke to work. See pic related for another stellar example of an “artist” thinking she was actually being funny.

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How is North Spain "20-40%"?
Milk and cheese is the fucking norm here.

Is being able to drink milk and dairy products the ultimate filter to know if someone is white or not?

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The "joke" is just the overreaction

Why is this ugly ass drawing style so prevalent now? What fucking demon of philistinity unleashed a thought virus that made people think that shit is okay?

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Why is he stating it like it makes him cool that he's consuming onions out of necessity rather than free will, and that remarks on his diet get under his skin

Is she still getting shit for that comic?

I don't get it. Is the point supposed to be that she's a gigantic unlikable cunt?

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I think you're unironically autistic for seething so hard at some dumb comic

How do you draw this comic and think "This will show everyone what a good person I am!"

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Think about history for like 5 seconds user

onions sauce on sushi is based, and so is tofu for curries. I prefer it to chicken

Onions milk is icky

Yes

>thou armor

Imagine actually being less likeable than a strawman in your own comic.

Lol.

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This map is bullshit.

in the creator opinion the idea was that she was snarky and smart and not a total douche, when people started to browse more of her shit they found even more cartoons like that where the creator was like "see how snarky i am", after that she privated her acc, 0 self awareness

more like men's milk amirite?

Doesnt sound like a bad idea for a skill, but it should add a remove debuff effect since smoking calms people and even gives them pleasure. Perfect skill for a bard or Druid class

gigantic unlikable cunts don't understand what cunt behavior looks like and often attempt to blindly defend said behavior when called out on it

the worst part is that cunts work in packs online and for some reason people listen to them in groups

The execution need a lot of work but I like the concept

Or you could just wave
Or thumbs up
Or do anything else really

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Your enemy is a plant.

i swear she had pants under the nude armor shell
is this an edit

>Inviting people over to play a single player game, let alone a JRPG
Dumb bitch

kek

too bad some dickhead had to go ruin this so no one can use it anymore

Real talk, what's wrong with liking Sims or Zelda? I really like both

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kek?

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>smoke cigarette in game
>four NPCs try to bum one from you

imagine just ignoring what a xenoestrogen is and how it affects people

Who drew this so I can send them an angry tweet, that'll show em

correct it's an edit

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Yeah, it doesn't do shit

>UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???
What the fuck?

Why is this strawman so common? I've NEVER seen that happen once, yet women keep pretending it's happening all the time.
If anything everyone is always super happy to welcome any woman with gaming interest to their group.

I already have been, by virtue of being me.

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Murrican comics are dead user, that's why manga is selling way more than Marlel and DC.

This map sucks dick senpai

How would her tweet get likes otherwise user

Of course ancient Nordic gods love to talk about their opinion on Israel.

>mario has the tribal tattoo
this is the only funny thing in this comic

The thing that bothers me most about this gag is that if they were less political about it, [Unsolicited Opinions on Israel???] could actually be funny. I get why people think that's a good punch line, but it's ruined by the 'A lot of misogynist filth MRA etc, etc.' crap deliberately trying to push something.

If it was Deadpool though? Having a bunch of fake censors culminating in a 10,000 year old being dropping an opinion on Israel, causing the narrator to get really confused? That's funny. Good joke. It's just a pity.

No, but posting frogs to this day probably is.

Men like talking about things they're interested in and telling each other facts about them. Women take this as an attack for some reason.

I think it's sad that when people think of American comics they think of cape comics.

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Bad ass saviors of the white race triggered by a legume

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Exactly, nothing natural is bad for you

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desu I dont think it does either but I still avoid it just in case

>smoke cigarette
>CHA +2

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How the fuck does it happen?

I used to eat cereal and drink milk every other day as a lad just right but now drinking milk gives me the runs.

Most lactose intolerance is just getting the shits if you eat a lot

yep lmao just eat them beans

are those those beans that make you hallucinate?