Pandemic 2: President Madagascar

>You, an unwashed peasant: "other outbreaks were fine"
>Me, an esteemed intellectual: "yes, they were-- back when anti-vaxx was a meme and not a movement"
Good luck everybody

MEANWHILE, IN EUROPA: a hologram of a picture of muhammad directing people to hospitals in a sensible, civilised fashion
THUS IN AMERICA: goblins on mobility scooters laying down covering fire while their obese children waddle to the SUV with rolls of toilet paper

>you smelly tard: urgh ungha brppppfppfp
>me, intellectual: i am smart
checkmate

H1N1 infected 60 million Americans within 1 year, but only had a mortality rate of 0.02%. Prep your anus for corona.

>less then 200+ infections (sometimes even less than 30) is a pandemic that leaves no continent untouched
ok

It's just starting, user.

Antivaxx is a mutt-only problem though.

I'm sure being vaccinated against polio and measles will do wonders against Corona

speaking of which, how long do you think it'll be before they start trying to cure coronavirus by drinking bleach?
I guarantee there will be at least one case of a homeotherapy mom getting coronavirus and spreading it everywhere because they drank MMS and think they're cured.

Bongs were literally paying for magic water on NHS.

Why does italy have so many infected?

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its what you do when SOMETHING HAPPENS
you buy out all the water, milk, canned goods and toilet paper.

Themilk never made sense to me. Why buy all that milk in the event power goes out and you cant leave the house? What are you even doing with it? It's all going to spoil unless youre snowed in at which point you leave it outside and unusable to freeze

they actually started testing people. the numbers are probably the same or higher in america already. remember, we've got a lot of cases with no known connection to wuhan or korea.

That's where the bigger piece of the asteroid landed.

>decided to replay
>half the world dead to my bacteria
>Madagascar the only place left on Earth with 0 infected, all ports and borders closed
fuck

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We may never know.

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if earth were being attacked by aliens you retards would say it's because we're not being racist enough

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They sure eradicated something.

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Is the full version on steam worth it?

disgusting unwashed people
also a lot of old people, which are the primary victims to the virus

You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, you profound disappointment.

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It's literally nothing, China cases are almost going down to a trickle and South Korea is getting lower amounts of new cases every day. Waste of fucking time.

thats a new one

This is pretty accurate. I didn't pay any attention to this shit until it landed in Italy, and after doing some reading I realised this actually is the big one and we're all absolutely fucked. It was a nice ride, guys.

It feels weird knowing that the almost comical description for easy mode in Plague Inc. has proven to be "realistic" mode.

You're so fucking retarded. It's not about being racist. It's about the fact that those italians are trying their hardest to show how not racist they are.
Nobody in their right mind would want to go fucking hugging random people when its a fucking flu pandemic. I don't give a shit what race you are, stay the fuck away from me is all I'm asking.

Thank God I got my smallpox vaccine, that'll stop SARS.

Good. Old people are useless money sinks.

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Have you ever thought that maybe you're earnestly causing more harm by spreading unnecessary panic than any help you're going to give to the infected by doing... whatever the fuck this is?

I rolled my eyes so hard at that post I became blind

The iq of who made this is in the single digits because the masses sacking Costco cannot be the minority in the bell curve... Otherwise you wouldn't have empty stores everywhere. The normiest normies sack stores.
Also explain how higher temps will not slow sars 2, when sars 1 was done by April.
It goes like this:
Preppers on the lower end, panickers in the middle and hoaxers in high.

Sealed milk in cube can be kept in a closet for years

Of Earth were being attacked by aliens, you'd say it's because too many people are saying the N-word

I'm stealing this.

Nobody is really sacking stores yet, though. It's still accurate for most places.

Of course, eventually the NPCs will realise they should stock up a week's worth of food, and by then all the shelves will be empty.

And I'd be right. Posadism is correct, the aliens are communists. Fact.

This is all a part of the great plan. Relax, Trump got this.
>but muh economy
He's hitting the kikes where it hurts. Wasn't that why we elected him? And now it's bad? All wars will have sacrifices and pain. And once they lost it all, only TRUMP can restore the economy again. Vote Trump. #MAGA

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>Coping this hard that you fell for a meme so easily
Preppers are the same peoole who believed in the Grinch leak, I'm sure

>Also explain how higher temps will not slow sars 2, when sars 1 was done by April.
Well
>Because the infectivity of Sars 1 doesn't even remotely compare to this.
>Because it has already reached countries with higher temperatures and it's not slowing down.
>Because I have a working set of eyes
Take your pick

Oh, and also
ASYMPTOMATIC SPREAD
AIRBORNE VIRAL SPREAD FROM ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE DURING 3-24day INCUBATION

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what i still dont understand with the whole corona virus thing is why the fuck is everyone hoarding toilet paper?
what fucking talk show host or social media faggot influencer told people to go out and buy all the toilet paper in stores?

it's pretty simple in a game theory sense. you need to hoard toilet people so the other retards hoarding toilet paper dont leave you without any.

I have a Japanese friend in the UK and she tells me the Brits are discriminating against her and all Asians, not only the Chinese. There was some grown Scots who threw rocks after a Burmese exchange student while chanting for all "chinks" to burn.
Why are Anglos such dumb monsters?

this is the 2020 version of saying you have an uncle that works at nintendo

Everytime I see people talking like this I remember that scene in that one nick cage movie where the world is literally ending and a gas station worker goes "Thats what they said about y2k!" Then the earth explodes 20 minutes later. Doesnt hurt to be a little on your guard

Tens of thousands already died to the regular flu and we did absolutely nothing

Coronaposting is boring a fuck. Can we talk about videogames instead?
Recently I finished Return to Castle Wolfenstein and honestly, I think it's overrated. Primarely becuase It's built on Quake 3's engine and I hate movement in this game. it feels like you're wearing roller skates while the enitre map is covered in vaseline. Also the weapon selection is pretty dull. 95% of the time I was using MP40, and things like flamethrower and tesla gun are absolute trash.
Maybe the game was good and well rememberd because of its multiplayer, but I can't really say that since I haven't tried multiplayer.
Thinking about giving Thief a go since I own the GOG copy. What about you user? What games are you currently playing?

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i believe is for when they are forced to stay indoors in self-quarantine

i'm going to beat the path of pain or die trying

People are expecting that even if they don't get sick, it's likely that they'd have to stay indoors for like a week or two if there's an outbreak in their vicinity. So they buy a little more than they usually would.
The reason toilet paper seems to be critically affected is... It's not. It's just that TP has no alternatives. When hoarding food, some people will choose pasta, some just flour, some potatoes, some frozen stuff or conserves. Demand is spread out across many products. But TP? Everyone needs that. So it's gone more quickly.

Whenever you’re feeling down remember that you didn’t fall for scam citizen, you’re not Anthony Burch, you’re not Dobson, and you’re not as retarded as the people in that video

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These posts
These anons
This is why I said we live in a world of Plague Inc. Easy Mode

I wasn't kidding. This is literally the description of easy mode

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Because flu kills a fraction of a percent. This kills 2% AT BEST. When hospitals shut down because millions are infected and they can't cope, 10-20% of the world's population is likely going to die without treatment.

And you know the best part? So far there's no indication that anyone actually recovers from this. It's perfectly possible that this virus, which uses the same pathway as HIV, will stay in your body for life, restarting every time it gets cold and you're susceptible again. So you'll be rolling the dice every winter for the rest of your life.

Classic anglo "WE DINDU NUFFIN".
I hope the entire world locks out your shitty islands and starve you to death.

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Racism was an evolutionary adaptation to not die from pandemics.

why do you think? have you ever met a rational racist? chinese=asian=japanese. that's how being stupid works. and no, they aren't afraid of corona or they wouldn't be interacting with asians at all. they're just using the disease as an excuse to vent about losing their place in the world to china.

If you can't recognize that there is a reasonable middle ground between rubbing your eyeball on random people's tongues and stockpiling doritos and slim-fit condoms because holy shit 30 people died it's a new plague, that's on you, buddy

I don't get the "washing muh hands" meme. I've never done it and never once suffered from an infected cut or a typical influenza. In fact i strongly doubt i've ever been infected by sick people since i only have gotten sick during times where i've stayed at home for weeks

Then being racist against all anglos is the solution to the greatest cancer in human history.

>Italy
>Dirty peoples
Italians are one of the least peoples on earth who would stay dirty, one of the very stereotype of italians is that they're "clean freaks"

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Morning, England.

i like to believe the south italians are enjoying watching the austrian-wannabes in the north lose their shit over coronavirus