The Handler is for ____ ________!
The Handler is for ____ ________!
my weewee
Hunting!
my only complaint with the game was the ass ugly armor and weapons
completely boring and uninspired. Literally just the default weapon but with some fur or more bones
Handler was ugly as shit too.
Only good thing was armor for your palico
kys ugly bitch
Iceborne remedies this somewhat. I think people misremember that many weapons were like that with only a few being standouts.
CURB STOMPING
I thought this game was about hunting monsters
I wanna ____ Tanya!
>tsundere bitch that probably just whimpers and starfishes during sex vs. gigchad Handler that follows you bravely into hunts and would ride you all night long then feed you afterwards
The choice is easy.
wrong
>Handler op
Have standards
>posts joke weapons
Yeah, the game still has those. What's your point?
imagine waifuing the ugliest guild girl in the series
>posts rando Guildie
What's her personality like, user?
>bureaucrat with a death wish who keeps going into the field when she has no business being there at all before charging forward past the walking armory she works with, nearly dying literally every single time she does vs bureaucrat who actually does her fucking job and doesn't force their coworkers to bail them out over and over and over because they can't fucking keep still
I want the meowstress back
kys pedophile gen baby
I want to impregnate cute hunter girls and their Felynes
>and their Felynes
Guildmarm is fucking trash
Damn right. If Felynes weren't for lewd, they wouldn't be so lewd.
>rando
Isn't that the guild sweetheart?
I am the trash she fucks
>Guildmarm
>tsundere
Hello, Worldbabby. You just outed yourself that you've never played 4U.
Hii~iiiiii
Oh god she's so amazing I wasn't expecting them to just dump characters straight in Gen Ultimate and I never realized how much I fucking love her voice
Based, I picked up generations because of the cat lolis. Almost never played it because of the cringe styles and arts.
He did play 4U, except he's just a delusional cope fag which admittedly is still better than an unironic cuck for brachy sloppy seconds.
We have all of the qt npcs and got even more in Iceborne.
But we're forever stuck with the handler. Why?
Modding
Only half are cute but still not as good as old gens (except the blonde).
Fucking this. I wouldn't mind buying those DLC costumes if they are for Pub Lass or Hub Lass. What the fuck was Capcom thinking, trying to cash on waifufaggots but only selling costumes for the Handler? No one would waifu her, for fuck sake.
I'm thinking he's based
>Hey Pard! Wanna eat with me?
Are you prepared for Safi PChunters? He's pretty cool! Don't forget the partbreaker and dust of lifes.
Apparently she's better in Japanese.
Only acceptable mod is the anatomically correct monsters.
she's still ugly in Japanese
Does the game become a schizo ptsd flashback episode with invisible Handler?
Yes.
4 and 4U ruined the series. Still fun, though.
Bruh, I don't need this right now.
I want to go on a hunt with Best Handler.
You just know.
4U had the most fun version of CB, it's never been as good since. I just want to go back
nexusmods.com
nexusmods.com
These mods go a long way towards making the Handler bearable.
If they persist in this idea of a handler, I hope they make the future handler actually fucking handle my shit.
Why the fuck do I as a busy hunter need to do all my own upkeep on my farms and running over to the smith to forge shit off my wishlist when this useless handler is sitting around stuffing her face and waiting for me to come ask her to do her one apparent job, opening a book a random plank of wood in town can do just as well.
Someone please crack Iceborn
So are the Felyne pets or partners?
They seem Sapient but then still act like pets
Are they just really conditioned slaves or do they just like being cats more than people?
Finding this hot doesn't make me a furry, right?
do you think someone has ever fucked a felyne
Is dust of life really necessary?
I'll bring it if I absolutely have to, but I hate healing or being healed by others. Hunters should be self-sufficient.
It's just 40 dollars nigger and probably lower than 30 when on sale what the fuck
>Try to fight Brachy with Hunting Horn
>Mfw I realise the terrible mistake I've made
based HH chad, There are no mistakes
Safi has a grab attack that always leaves you on fire and at one HP. Either you have 20+Fire res, blight res or someone dusts you. Best to bring dusts cause the majority of people aren't going to run that stuff in their builds when the starting chest literally gives you dusts. The boss was designed with paying attention to your teammates and saving them if need be. Chest doesn't have enough dusts for 4 people so just bring some.
Being annoying.
Yes, but that doesn't answer the question
>ywn be a cute futa huntress coming home after a long day's hunt and drunkenly fondle your Palico
It makes you a man, user.
Sounds annoying, but at least it's obvious by the sounds of things. I guess I can just throw some dust when I see the grab animation happening, it's not too bad as long as I don't have to baby everyone and watch all of their health bars like a SnS healslut.
>hit Kulve till she gets naked
>get massive erection
Considering that monsterfucking is pretty much canon, I think it's safe to assume they can also get shagged.
You've never owned a cat, have you?
>monsterfucking is pretty much canon
hol up
Yeah you'll even get a prompt from the handler that someone needs help. Its really fucking obvious, just a small "hey, you need to be a team player for once" for all the longsword players out there. It'll mostly happen to whoever is doing the most DPS and drawing Safis aggro cause he has a similar aggro system to Behemoth only without the cancer spam if no one has aggro.
Which part did you like exactly?
Where do you think Wyverians come from?
___ __ ___ __________ ________ ___ ___ _______ __ ___________
Uragaan is to be deleted from the series forever!
Several, they're smart (usually) but not sapient
handling
imagine
Fair enough. I was worried hearing people go on about dust of lifes all the time, but I can do that much at least.
Outside of that though, if they die, they die. I'm not spending half the fight folding and unfolding my swaxe just because someone is too dumb to eat a max pot from time to time.
Imagine if your cats could talk, walk upright, use tools and also were smart enough to not attack their reflections in the mirror.
That's basically what Lynians are. Since hunters are genetically engineered supersoldiers, Lynians are probably genetically engineered cats designed to be the perfect companions. They even seem to do their wacky comedic stuff instinctively.
Yeah a bit. I was more excited before I heard about aggro mechanics and non-scaling HP that basically forces you into online.
>no sunshine pareo
pleb
>sapient
No shit, they're cats.
Sorry lad you're a furry now be sure to pick up your monster gf or bf at the front desk
Aw shit. Are we playing some fucking hangman? Hell yeah.
>e