I don't want to die of corona virus I have too many games to play

I don't want to die of corona virus I have too many games to play

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Are you an infant or 65 years or older? If not then you're just as likely to die from a normal flu

with corona the younger you are the better for you so you're safe OP

if you stay inside and play videogames you wont catch corona virus

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You want the coronavirus, it won't do much to you, but you'll be told to stay home for 2 weeks. Imagine all the games you could play.

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But if I stay home I won't be able to pay the rent

We deserve this coronavirus. We've been needing a new plague for a while now. I hope it takes off desu

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what about mentally children?

You're far more likely to die from suicide triggered by media-induced anxiety.

The user below has the coronavirus.

Fuck off doomer

Shut the fuck up, dumb doomposter

I might actually die before my dream game releases woahhhhh

Tell me your dream game user, how is it?

skyrim for the ps5

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You're immune system doesn't correlate with your mental age retard

It's a pretty fucking shitty plague, user. It barely kills anyone other than people who were probably going to die of something else soon anyway. You should set your sights a little higher.

isn't killing boomers a good thing though?

biggot

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

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Come here, fren. I help.

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daily reminder corona virus will be forgotten by summertime, and it will be replaced with someother exaggerated non-issue that will dominate leddit's front page

Trump's second term?

no we still have an entire summer before this election, the left and the media will pull something else out of their hat to try and pin on orange man bad

The media and left doesn't need to. The retard is doing it himself by thinking of the poor Jews running the stock market.

regardless of your retard drivel, yes the libs and media are still in desperation mode after their 15 attempts at impeachment have failed

I love this stupid frog I don't care what anyone says

>ERM IT ONLY KILLS OLD PEOPLE BRO
Fuck you faggots you niggers may be soulless fuckups that hate your family but I love my parents and grandparents

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What kind of shithole country doesn't pay their quarantined citizen's rent?

>le orange man gud
haha yeah stick it to the libtards and leftcucks!

This desu

>THE CHEETO MAN TOTALLY WORKED WITH RUSSIA TO GET MEMES AND HOOKERS TO PEEPEE ON A BED UPVOTE THIS COMMENT

>infant
they're the least impacted by this shit

>I don't want to die of corona virus
won't happen you're an 80 year old person with a weakened immune system. coronameme only kills ancient boomers.

famine is cooler desu

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>isn't killing boomers a good thing though?
It isn't if they're the ones giving your lazy ass shelter.

JUST DONT GO OUTSIDE

Like what? I'm all out of games I actually want to play so tell me about some good ones

Well then encourage them to eat healthier, build up their immune systems, and do things to prevent sickness like washing hands. Get hand sanitizer too.

>tfw california is in a state of emergency
Living in Monterey county. How fucked am I?

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Wagecucks deserve to die.

We didn't have a situation like that yet, but I'm fairly certain mine wouldn't.

You'll be fine unless you're a boomer or have AIDS, the economy on the other hand... I'd suggest you use the rest of your Neetbucks to prepare a bunker and hunker down. I got enough food and water to last me a couple of months and enough vidja to wait it out.

moderately safe, as long as you wash your hands frequently and avoid heavily populated areas.

>SARS WILL KILL US ALL, EVERYONE PANIC
>nothing happens
>EBOLA WILL KILL US ALL, EVERYONE PANIC
>nothing happens
>CORONA WILL KILL US ALL, EVERYONE PANIC
>nothing happens

How do you chimps keep falling for this shit?

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You'll be fine, Corona only kills adult virgins

dont forget bird flu that was going to wipe us out due to migration patterns

legit this

>nothing happens
A quarter of Italy is under quarantine and nearly 3500 people have died.

>>tfw california is in a state of emergency
I fucking wish, SoCal here, things have been going normally as usual

Smart

>A quarter of Italy is under quarantine
Nice exaggeration
>and nearly 3500 people have died.
The flu killed 10,000 in USA alone. Shut the fuck up pussy.

You are wrong by a factor of 10
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>projecting this hard
They are not though?

You added an extra zero there you coward

>The flu killed 10,000 in USA alone.
How long of a time period is that? A year, right?

>The flu killed 10,000 in USA alone.
Under 6 months? I doubt it?

>3500 people have died = 3500 have died in Italy
retards

I legitimatle did forget because it was fucking nothing.

*350 elderly people
We're all doomed though btw.

This. Plus the quarantines, censorship and mass grave burnings in china.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51787238
>The strict new quarantine measures affect a quarter of the Italian population and centre on the rich northern part of the country that powers its economy.
Cope.

Just tell your grandmother to not go outside for a few weeks lmao

only a few hundred die of the flu every year in china user, almost all of those 3,000 wuflu deaths happened in china

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Just in this flu season, so around 6 months. This year was particularly bad with 19 million confirmed cases of flu
>bbc
>literally no sources

If anything this just shows how shitty Italy's public health system is

>At gas station
>Buy some beef jerky and darigold brand strawberry milk
>Indian clerk lady looking sick as hell
>Full on gray hoodie, sweat pants, hoarse voice
>Touches the strawberry milk to scan it

Wtf bros i might get infected with the wuhan

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>only a few hundred die of the flu in china when tens of thousands die in the US

lol

>Restaurants and cafes in the quarantined zones can open between 06:00 and 18:00 but customers must sit at least 1m (3ft) apart.

""""""Quarantine""""""

They have vaccines for the flu and shots have been effective for the recent strain. There’s nothing you can do for corona on the other hand. It has a two week incubation period during which it is always transmissible so it makes sense to take precautions while they’re still trying to figure out how to make vaccines