Why aren't there any games that feature female Barbarian as main character?

yeah and in over a year I didn't find the time to improve or actually write for a game. I started over completely. Yes I still suck but fuck you. Not everyone can improve.

>actually write for a game
you don't make a game with "writing", you make a game by doing a game
seriously I'm trying to help you here dude, just start learning to make a fucking game instead of procrastinating so much, things will flow a lot easier trust me

HZD protag is not a barbarian and Hellblade protag is an ugly retard.

They're called Amazons.

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Sorry, I don't like being rude but I've been on edge a bit. I am a Codelet, I haven't made progress for years in drawings and that's what I would like to be able to do first. But I'm unable to find enough time to practice. I could doodle something for 2-3 hours and it would end up looking like a 5 minutes sketches. I realized just how slow I am.

Is this what you guys want?

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god I wish that were me

>Game
>Concept and writing
that's called a book not a game

Not that user, but I know the feel - I'm an animator/cartoonist and I can't code for shit. Every time I think "I wanna try making a game", I end up looking into coding for like 30 mins and then give up.

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Cmon goseb, I actually like you but you can’t go around saying shit like and expect people to take you seriously. Either you made progress with your game or you got better with your art, but to not have any progress or nothing to show in a year for either is an excuse. I still faintly lurk draw threads for ideas and you sometimes do make something decent but it’s mostly still just doodles and sketches.

He fell hard for the "game design doc" meme, sad lad.

>All these shit excuses about being unable to make games
I learned how to use RPGMaker in a single afternoon. I'm not a programmer. I just looked at YouTube videos.

The problem isn't the code. It's people not being able to just do things for themselves and get out of their own way,

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I've been starting to avoid drawthread sso I can draw my OC's and write my characters, because I want to make an RPG. Before I wanted to make a platformer but I feel that an RPG needs writing.

It's ADHD and just plain lack of interest, people love to think they "want" to do something but if you can't bring yourself to do it then you just don't want to, it's not something you should be forcing yourself to do but rather a natural impulse towards doing what you want.

>RPGMaker
>"game"

If you want to make some generic-ass tile shit, then sure. But some of us actually want to make a GAME, which requires knowledge of coding, even on platforms like Unreal.

Have you considered starting a team? Maybe you just need to divide the work up among a few people instead of doing it all yourself.

You can do either but don’t just complain and not try. Drawthreads aren’t really good anyway since it’s just a bunch of horny fucks that will blindly praise anything that has some tits in it, there is no real constructive criticism or room for improvement if you listen to them. I personally would focus on drawing and have a rough base for my characters first before even thinking about making a game, your decent enough to make a save the princess thread but that’s about it. Work on different line thicknesses, shading, and proportions first.

The thing that you don't knowis that I gave up completely on the other game and that's because I'm good at managing my own free time. I've been a wagie since June of last year and since then I even started to draw less because I wasn't able to invest time between drawing, vidya, wageslaving and sleep.

Yeah? How much of that have /you/ actually done, fuckhead?

Meanwhile, kino experiences like Ib, Off, Jojo7SU are made in RPGMaker which- again- can be learned in an afternoon, meaning the commitment level is extremely low with high rewards for teaching logic and code fundamentals through its simple systems.

But sure, keep barking about Unreal as if you'll ever have enough commitment or discipline to learn even something as simple as RPG Maker.

Learn RPGMaker bro it's easy as fuck, and functional.

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because *I'm not good at manage my own free time spent*

I've learned Flash, GM and Godot in a few days by actually having a drive to improve, you will absolutely never make a game by not doing it no matter how much you think your procrastiwriting is "useful" (it isn't, you will throw it all away when you realize it doesn't make sense to write for a game, it's always gameplay first).

>I'm good at managing my own free time
I wouldn't say that considering how you have zero percent of a game.

No, I'm completely on my own.

>I'm good at managing my own free time
Not toward making a game!

I mistyped I meant : 'I'm not good at managing my own free time'

You clearly have time considering how much you attention whore here, the problem is how you turned your nodevness into routine and simply don't start making a game.

Then get off Yas Forums and stop being a loser. Go do something meaningful.

I don't know how. I've always felt like a loser. The only time I've felt somewhat good is when I think I doodled something decent enough, but that's very rarely the case. I'm constantly in-fighting with myself.

Then get good man, always strive for self improvement. Don’t talk if you can’t walk.

>animator wanting to draw hentai
>saw a post on Yas Forums about a programmer trying to make a hentai game
>we actually team up - work gets done on making the game
>team of 3: he programs, I animate the sex scenes and he brings aboard an artist to do backgrounds/characters
>all is well for awhile, game is shaping up
>I make a custom sex loop for every enemy type in the game: tribal, elite tribal, spidergirl, slimegirl, and the amazoness boss
>artist ends up leaving because the programmer is actually a racist nazi, constantly spewing hate
>not wanting the game to die, I pick up the workload
>literally everything except programming is now being done by me - the backgrounds, characters, enemies and all the sex scenes
>programmer constantly venting his frustrations to me about niggers, etc, like I'm his therapist or something
>constantly delaying his work with bullshit excuses, despite the fact that I've been doing like 70% of the workload
>finally have enough, call it quits

Wherever you are in this world, fuck you dude. I worked my ass off making assets for that game.

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I accept new ideas if I can add them.
Okay but do have a job/sleep and find the time to do everything?

Yes, I work a 9-5 office job.

Do you play vidya games too?

>Wherever you are in this world, fuck you dude.
It was me, DIO!

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the people most desperate for teams always seem like complete needy lunatics with no skills which is sad since there's a good amount of talented people around here that could use some teaming up

You own the rights to all those assets, just find a new team dude. Shit, can you post some of your work, even if SFW? Would really love to see. If your stuff is good you can start posting on Newgrounds and shit, maybe make some patreon bucks to hire a real coder.

Shut the fuck up and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Literally just get up and do it. I did it in a matter of hours with only minimal understanding of how coding works. It's easy, I promise. Just grab RPGMaker and stop being a little bitch.

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I actually want to do world-building before attempting to look at RPGMaker. But I have yet to write new stuff in my bloc note dot text file for the ideas of my game.

Hooooooly shit dude stop it. You're doing this completely wrong. It's a GAME. A GAME. Not a NOVEL. Yes, you can world build, but the skills used for that are COMPLETELY unrelated to the actual programming and use of the software.

That guy sounds pretty based

I think it was pretty much all NSFW, but lemme check if I can pull up a walkcycle or something

I fucking hate retards like you so much, you get actually useful advice but you just entirely dismiss everything
You will absolutely never make a game, people here should stop wasting their times with this moron

I don't know how to program. I actually need a coder.

YOU USELESS FUCK
STOP SAYING THAT OVER AND OVER
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CODE EITHER BUT I KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM RPGMAKER WHICH IS AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO AND THE REASON I KNOW IS BECAUSE I SAT DOWN FOR A SINGLE AFTERNOON AND WATCHED SOME VX ACE TUTORIALS

STOP SITTING AROUND SAYING YOU NEED A CODER, YOU NEED SOMEONE ELSE, BOO FUCKING HOO YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNT LEARN TO DO IT YOURSELF AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES

>user's tension levels returned to normal.

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I found the banner ad with some of the characters I drew for the game. It was called "Shattered Lands".

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Someone's never played Age of Barbarian

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I'd give it a try man. Please tell me you have your art all still. Also please upload a sexy loop to catbox.moe/ or something.

fine, stop replying. I get your point.

Yea, I still have everything but I haven't gone through my asset folder in ages, so bear with me.

Here's one of the concept art CGs that you could unlock, and here's a gif loop from one of the scientist girl NPCs: files.catbox.moe/dfj39i.gif

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Ah, also found the "post-sex" loop of the spidergirl. After sex with an enemy, they each had a pose where they'd lay prone, dripping cum.

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Meh, going through the folder is just bumming me out. I'm just gonna go to bed for work tomorrow. You can clean up the thread now, jannies. I leave you with the framework for one of the planned blowjob scenes: files.catbox.moe/86grk5.gif