Steam Profile Thread

>french
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

I'm friends with a lot of boomers on Steam (real boomers, 50+) and they do treat it like Facebook now.

I'm tempted to copy this profile, while changing a few words just to see if anyone notices. They won't.

>lord "dom me" nator
instant 9/10

I would post mine but its boring and there's nothing on it besides my games and shit.

Piratechads rise up

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Thanks cuties, now I'll just stick around and bully other people's profiles if they're not pussy enough to post them.

Fuck you.

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Man child, but also boring and forgettable.

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:) frog boy

>50/50 between tranny and fujo
Burn it down.

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>not posting your profiles
Cowards.
steamcommunity.com/id/pleasedonttakethisurl

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How can I get a charismatic profile like most of Yas Forums? mine looks too soulless and NPC

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fag

Yas Forums profiles are just one line bios with none of the extra steam shit along with an avatar that's not a meme. It's not that hard.

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ayylmao/10

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>all the Dominator pictures you could have used for a PFP
>use fucking Zone

You're an embarrassment

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steamcommunity.com/id/DDosProtection

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Tomoko, where are you?
If you post your profile I'll be your friend and boyfriend

play your fucking games or sell your computer jesus man

offer

>19 pages of -rep
dare I say.... based?

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Play Vidya

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10/10

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Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fribbitck you.

Thanks.

ZONE is objectively one of the best artists out there and if you deny that you can literally pass a kidney stone.

3/10.
4/10.
5/10. Good effort.
5/10.

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steamcommunity.com/id/kekekekkekekekkekeke/

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You first.
>cartoon viewer rating MY profile
Your opinion has no worth to men of such calibre as myself.

based

kys

>copying styles competently = one of the best artists out there

You had hundreds of superior pictures to choose from -not even counting the source material- and you went for a subpar porn still. You are a joke.

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steamcommunity.com/id/brouzouf
why not

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>800 hours of jedi academy
Jesus christ are you a dueling pro
Nice cartoons I guess
Trying too hard
Based grieferchad
Autistic chad

The most based steam profile I've ever laid eyes on
close 2nd

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967659188

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>Jesus christ are you a dueling pro
You can never truly master Jedi Academy. There is always someone better than you. And I just love playing with people there. Usually I choose pic related as my character model because he is annoying.

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You have shit zoomer taste and a ugly profile

ITT:
>Adults, actually full grown males unironically that play single player games in the year of two thousand and twenty

steamcommunity.com/id/NIGRUMZ/

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I want to make an autistic custom bio profile like OP, but I'm not creative enough to make one.

>males unironically that play single player games
Niggawhat?

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>playing new games with lootboxes and shit
>no skill ceiling
>modding your own client is no more
Fuck no.

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>n-no I need to play video games with other people
>please i'm so lonely

>Imagine this being more important than actually playing games for some people.
Steam "community" ladies and gents.

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has Yas Forums programmed anyone else to immediately think that anyone with an anime profile is a sissy faggot that wants boys to fuck them? I remember a time when I used to have them just because I liked cute anime girls.

steamcommunity.com/id/loolool2/

les go

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>otaku bullshit
>faux-nihilism bullshit as their bio
>thousands of hours in F2P games

Like clockwork.

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YES I DID IT, I BEAT THE SCRIPTED AI PUZZLE THAT WAS PROGRAMMED FOR THE AVERAGE MENTAL AGE PLAYER OF 8!!! THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT EPIC DESIGN THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN 10000 TIMES BEFORE IN OTHER GAMES OF THIS GENRE WAITS AROUND THE NEXT CORNER!!
THIS HASTILY POORLY WRITTEN STREWN TOGETHER STORY WITH CRINGE CHARACTERS HAS ME GRIPPED, I NEED TO GET TO THE END, OMG IS THAT A GIRL!?!? NEW WAIFU ALERT!!!!!

>Shit waifu from shit show
0/10

Has anyone here been successful in being added to Calamity-Chan's friends list? I've tried on a few different accounts and was denied every time.

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>"Mommy mommy these people do something I dont want them to do"

Sounds like you got filtered by regular chess bots

Okay loser.

You're the dumbass spending real money to make your "profile" look pretty...

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stay comfy everyone

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i don't even use steam that much anymore

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steamcommunity.com/id/frankhorrigan
haha, yeah