The first Vault Hunter is a jew

How is it that when firing Anthony Burch, the writing got worst?

Manlets, when will they learn.

The replaced him with a bunch of writers trying to imitate Anthony Burch. It was Anthony Burch made by committee.

God damn did that game suck shit.

Gameplay wise it was a step up but my god the story was a mess. I still can't believe in not one but two games it was made a plot point that Sirens were sought after, while one of the player characters was a Siren, and it's NEVER ADDRESSED. It might actually be one massive plot hole for the entire overarching story of the series.

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Is it really surprising that a Jew would be interested in acquiring valuable treasure and esoteric knowledge?

I can see that Gearbox's artists still haven't understood how proportions work.

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actually looks a lot like what i expected from the voice clips

fucking yikes

>never played
>thinks he knows anything about the game
educated
The writing is shit. Typhon is a BIT annoying but mostly fine. The gameplay is pretty good.

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borderlands 3 is so shit, especially all the characters and humor. the gunplay and art style is alright, but god damn the characters and the story and the humor. fucking omega ultra cringe + yikes. i couldnt even finish this game, after sinking hundreds of hours into bl1 + 2 + presequel. i tried changing the language to japanese so i couldnt follow along/hear the characters, but even the jap voice actors sound like shit and all the characters look and act so horrible its just shit. borderlands 3 is a giant shit. fuck gearbox for going full-turbo-gay.

No wonder you're so retarded.

I'll always play these games for the gameplay, but the story in 3 was especially bad. What are the chances they'll get the writers from the Tales game to write the 4th game?

he constantly uses yiddish slang
it is honestly gross

the game would be fine if you could advance all the dialogue and all the fucking shit where you have to sit out 5min of AWFUL dialogue to wait for an npc to open a door, for example. one of the worst games i've ever played

>BRO YOU NEVER TASTED SHIT, HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT TASTES BAD IF YOU NEVER TASTED IT? YUM YUM YUM YUM I AM EATING ALL THE SHIT, AND I HAVE BEEN EATING IT SINCE 2009, I HAVE BOUGHT EVERY SHIT GAME AND HAVE CONSOOMED IT FOR OVER 11 YEARS NOW

neither is the face or nose of most jews.

>the writing got worst?
how would someone who is not proficient in english be able to tell?

>He's got a thick Italian Long Island accent.
>The only Jew in this thread is you, OP
>t. New Yorker
u dense fuck. new york is jew york. its the jew capital of the world. all the other people in jew york end up picking up jewish tier accents. the infamous 'new york accent' could better be called a 'jew accent'. also. most italian new yorkers are part jew. dense fuck.

>The replaced him with a bunch of writers trying to imitate Anthony Burch. It was Anthony Burch made by committee.

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I thought he was italian

hey i remember unlocking this art in Manhunt
Should have put them in a bonus level if there was extra time

>The first Vault Hunter is a jew
Why are you surprised that a treasure hunter is a jew?

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he was the only NPC i genuinely liked in 3. runner up for the jakobs dude.

>mfw I'm not on the Anthony Burch committee

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>I can see that Gearbox's artists still haven't understood how proportions work.
I see that ESL third world shitters still don't know how the English language works.

Nothing anyone says or does will convince me that Ava is a shit character.

Based Texan

>Food metaphors
How about you complain about games you played?

>a thick Italian Long Island accent
So he's a jew you fucking tard

May I ask what you think makes her a okay/good character then?

t.Destinycuck

>Borderlands 1
>Game had no plot, is fine
>Borderlands 2
>Game had a decent plot, mostly carried by Handsome Jack even against shitty memes
>Borderlands Pre-Sequel
>SJW shit and memes are pushed so hard that even Jack can't carry the plot anymore, gets annoying
>Borderlands 3
>Plot is so bad that it actively hurts the entire experience on top of all the SJW shit and memes

What the fuck happened?

You just explained it.

She isn't Janey, Lilith, Vaughn or Pickle

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>game has no plot
oof

It doesn't exist for the most part, you actually are doing random errands with little to nothing connecting them.

Gearbox probably hired more women when developing BL3.

'No plot' is only just barely an exaggeration for the base game, which was simple
>You and 3 other mercenaries travel together to find alien treasure, along the way you do some errands for the local people, and then a giant corporate entity moves in to reach the treasure before you. Turns out there was never any treasure and it was an alien monster, making it all for naught.
And then BL2 and TPS add in the extra bit of a manipulator behind the scenes trying to get other people to open the vault for him, but even then i say the story was passable and simple enough for a game of its kind.

Same here

>Played the game 5 times
>Still don't know what people are talking about when they say plot is bad
Like, it's okay. It has some wasted potential here and there, sure but otherwise, is not nearly as bad as people made it out to be.

>Claptrap - Good
>Salvador - Dislike
>Gaige - Favorite
>Tina - Great
besides these glaring choices, solid list

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He was the only good thing about that game and then they kill him off in the most cliche way. Can their writing suck anymore?

I still can’t believe they didn’t have Gilbert Gottfried voice him. Perfect character, attitude, and mannerisms for him. Easiest cast of the century and they botched it. Gearbox truly can’t do anything right.

Yeah in 3 more then the other games they wrote the game so your character stops existing in cutscenes, then during boss fights everyone else stops existing. During the cutscenes where you don't exist everyone else is a massive jobber as well, I hate that the ending cutscene is a girl power moment that steals the glory from your work when they didn't help you kill Tyreen at all and when Tyreen shows up they all cowered and watched her do whatever she wanted. Lilith shoots ONE bullet at her in a cutscene and that's pretty much the extent they contribute to the final fight.

Phil also uses alot of Yiddish but he's a Saytr from Greece.

Try actually paying attention, there is so much shit in 3 that literally doesn't make any sense if you think about it for more than 5 seconds. But it's not just the writing but also the presentation that fucking sucks, if a character dies but the scene portrays their dead as something that could have been EASILY avoidable then that comes off as just awful.

annoying fucking jew with shitty mulatto kids. is BL3 secretly based?

That would've been super irritating to hear after a while. Typhon's VA is a lot easier on the ears

What's SJW about BL3?

>mulatto kids
Do you know what Mulatto actually means? Becuase it doesnt mean a white punk with gauges.

>What the fuck happened?
Everything got worse. Society, culture, everything. And the decline will continue.

>MUH GAY WEDDING DLC!!!!!!!

have you seen how brown tyreen is?

No they arent. Post thread

hot

>Playing as Amara
>Maya's death cut scene happens
>Major antagonist learns he has the ability to instakill Sirens by touching them
>"Huh, that's cool"
>Teleports away
>All while you, The Other Siren, are standing there watching this occur
>Even when fighting said antagonist in his boss battle, this doesn't happen
Literally the dumbest shit, they didn't even bother covering that plot hole

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Hammerlock has been gay since BL2 but pretty sure that's what anons are calling it SJW for.

Do they seriously look white to you? They absolutely look mulatto

I thought non-whites in vidya games don't automatically equal SJW shit.

This. There's no way he's actually that retarded that he think's they're white

They literally do not look black at all or anywhere close too black.

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>Guys, she's actually white. She can't be dark skin.

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They really should've put the cutscene in the vault. I still don't know why they didn't fix that shit, maybe is because they can't use the models unless is on the same place the cutscene happens

The best part about BL3 was Katagawa. He should have been the main antagonist pulling the 2 twins strings for being retards instead. Of course "evil corporate man" was already done, so they didn't want to tread that once more. I honestly hope he comes back.

>It doesn't exist for the most part, you actually are doing random errands with little to nothing connecting them.
borderlands 1 had a plot. it was "you are a treasure, theres a rumor of a crazy powerful treasure on this planet, go hunt it, treasure hunter!" you get clues from tannis and have to do ridiculous errands for her to get more clues, then when u find the secret vault full of treasure u find out "oh no, its actually just some crazy monster, lol! the end". and yet somehow, THAT story was infinitely better than bl2 or 3. bl2 took that retarded ending and made a second story, where some ceo of some giant corporation, handsome jack, wants to unlock another vault to harness the monster trapped in it to make weapons, so he can, make money. okay, silly, but still, about treasure hunting, kind of. then the pre-sequel filled in the blanks between the two games.

then comes along borderlands 3, and u r now no longer a treasure hunter, u r like, a member of some anti-corporation rebellion led by strong magical wamen??????? and your enemy is some other strong magical wamen twitch streamer????? and she eats evil monsters and other strong magical wamen to steal their "power", ok, what the fuck. ?????????????????

>Guys they are totally black just look at the hair and facial features.

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Now when did I ever say black. They aren't African american, not be a long shot. But they are mixed.

>wants to unlock another vault to harness the monster trapped in it to make weapons, so he can, make money

What? He wanted to get that because he wanted to purge the bandit filth off Pandora and out of the galaxy. After Lilith fucked up his face he fought with them for like 3-4 years before you showed up in 2 to unfuck everything. Sad thing is, he was right.

>and yet somehow, THAT story was infinitely better than bl2 or 3
This is why nobody takes boomers seriously

Mulatto means half black and most if not all mulattos have black facial features and coarse hair not just dark skin you dumb nigger

Rent free.

You're so fucking stupid it hurts
That analogy makes zero sense

I actually liked the soundtrack for this game
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