Yup, I'm gonna buy it

Yup, I'm gonna buy it

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based

How can “””Alyx””” flat ass Vance even compete?

Holy shit this is hot

Hot daddies

She can't, men are hot.

Homo shit aside, Barney being Gordon's perpetual AI companion, blasting shit with his laser assault rifle while pulling beers out of his ass would probably make for a more enjoyable experience.

Men are better than women in literally everything, even love and sex
Only immature virgin kids would disagree

>Yas Forums pretends to be obnoxious gays when it's contrarian and bound to get (you)s

>pretend
LOL what a funny reply XDD

Have sex incel

Holy shit I hate gay people so much

>series full of weird aliens
>normalfags can only come up with human on human pairings
cringe

This
Where is my gay Vort x Handsome white human male art

Imagine eating shit

Judas

Vagina bones and cute underwear.

>+forward
>+use
>+beerme

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That's cuz both of them are hot, while you're just a rotten casserole

tldr

Is that an invitation? ;-)

Gays belong to Hell. Jesus doesnt like homos

[Spoiler]test[/spoiler]

i want to vomit

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YAS YAS I LOVE LGBT

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>Tries to be a sarcastic cinic piece of shit against LGBT people

>Fails

BTW, HLA RULES

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i love how butthurt our resident unironic queers are over everyone laughing at the Alucard shit
Gays will never be taken seriously, gays will always be the butt of every joke

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heh, but

>Tries to put someone down by hating on them irrationaly
>Implies that he's the one thst should be taken seriously

Okay lol

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Brainlet-tier response, you're probably a power-bottom.

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Actually I'm a top

is this harriet tubman?

i think its aunt jemima

Hot

It's a combine in his primitive state

Made for black dick

I fucking hate being gay and having to see couples kiss everywhere, and I don't want to see it on Yas Forums where everyone is ugly and fat please stop posting. Unless it's a really beautiful man.

What's wrong with that?

You might enjoy it as well

GORDON FREEMAN AND BARNEY CALHOUN ARE TO FUCKING HOT LADS

They can surely smash in my house without my permission

Beautiful view

But what about Alyx

Ok, this is based. Reminder true love can only exist between males.

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Haters gonna be mad whores

Holy shit that's hot

Alucard style

What?

>d
sameFAG

>look like women
>act like women
>decorate with women
why the fuck do gays do this? I'm gay myself but shit at least I'm a man.

Nope.

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And aaare you in a relationship?

Heteros seething

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you really expect me to read all that shit by you?

yep

Repressed priest jerking off to men and children

Virility is not the same as being a male, because behaviours are not identified in genders, if not biological ones like reproduction and stuff

It's all safe and natural here, don't worry

I'm literally dead loooool

Seeth and cooe

LMAO

>look like women
They're not the most masculine guys ever but they certainly don't look anything like women.

seething

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>Yas Forumsirgins cant wrap their heads around brotherly love, compassion
Project some moar

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>power-bottom
how does one achieve such a status?

>laughing
Aren't people going "NOOOOO WHY DID THEY DO OUR HECKIN WHITE BOYS LIKE THIS?" "NOOOOOO WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS OVER!!!!" and so on?

No, I'm basically an incel but gay.

bruhhhhhhh roflmfaomfg

Same

Bitches

Same here

>US statistics
>also ignores the fact the the church actively covers up child abuses as opposed to public schools
kys cuckstain

Based bro

lately the whole tranny shit has upped the standard of what looks like a woman to some people, you're clear if you're fat and bald

Hi guys :)

Samefag tranny.

Damn, nice of Barney to finally give his beer to Gordon

What video games do my fellow gaycels play. I've been trying some Endless Legend but the AI is completely unchallening even to someone like me who's shit at strategy games and I have no friends to play with.

animal crossing

I am playing fire emblem 3 houses, and realize I suck as a strategist.

oh fuck ive been found out

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Nice linebreak. Clearly edited. Yas Forums really is full of trannies.

I just got through playing System Shock 1, now I'm replaying the Half Life games to prep for Alyx

the absolute state of western society

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Now show pics of the navy.