Yup, I'm gonna buy it
Yup, I'm gonna buy it
based
How can “””Alyx””” flat ass Vance even compete?
Holy shit this is hot
Hot daddies
She can't, men are hot.
Homo shit aside, Barney being Gordon's perpetual AI companion, blasting shit with his laser assault rifle while pulling beers out of his ass would probably make for a more enjoyable experience.
Men are better than women in literally everything, even love and sex
Only immature virgin kids would disagree
>Yas Forums pretends to be obnoxious gays when it's contrarian and bound to get (you)s
>pretend
LOL what a funny reply XDD
Have sex incel
Holy shit I hate gay people so much
>series full of weird aliens
>normalfags can only come up with human on human pairings
cringe
This
Where is my gay Vort x Handsome white human male art
Imagine eating shit
Judas
Vagina bones and cute underwear.
>+forward
>+use
>+beerme
That's cuz both of them are hot, while you're just a rotten casserole
tldr
Is that an invitation? ;-)
Gays belong to Hell. Jesus doesnt like homos
[Spoiler]test[/spoiler]
i want to vomit
YAS YAS I LOVE LGBT
>Tries to be a sarcastic cinic piece of shit against LGBT people
>Fails
BTW, HLA RULES
i love how butthurt our resident unironic queers are over everyone laughing at the Alucard shit
Gays will never be taken seriously, gays will always be the butt of every joke
heh, but
>Tries to put someone down by hating on them irrationaly
>Implies that he's the one thst should be taken seriously
Okay lol
Brainlet-tier response, you're probably a power-bottom.
Actually I'm a top
is this harriet tubman?
i think its aunt jemima
Hot
It's a combine in his primitive state
Made for black dick
I fucking hate being gay and having to see couples kiss everywhere, and I don't want to see it on Yas Forums where everyone is ugly and fat please stop posting. Unless it's a really beautiful man.
What's wrong with that?
You might enjoy it as well
GORDON FREEMAN AND BARNEY CALHOUN ARE TO FUCKING HOT LADS
They can surely smash in my house without my permission
Beautiful view
But what about Alyx
Ok, this is based. Reminder true love can only exist between males.
Haters gonna be mad whores
Holy shit that's hot
Alucard style
What?
>d
sameFAG
>look like women
>act like women
>decorate with women
why the fuck do gays do this? I'm gay myself but shit at least I'm a man.
Nope.
And aaare you in a relationship?
Heteros seething
you really expect me to read all that shit by you?
yep
Repressed priest jerking off to men and children
Virility is not the same as being a male, because behaviours are not identified in genders, if not biological ones like reproduction and stuff
It's all safe and natural here, don't worry
I'm literally dead loooool
Seeth and cooe
LMAO
>look like women
They're not the most masculine guys ever but they certainly don't look anything like women.
seething
>Yas Forumsirgins cant wrap their heads around brotherly love, compassion
Project some moar
>power-bottom
how does one achieve such a status?
>laughing
Aren't people going "NOOOOO WHY DID THEY DO OUR HECKIN WHITE BOYS LIKE THIS?" "NOOOOOO WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS OVER!!!!" and so on?
No, I'm basically an incel but gay.
bruhhhhhhh roflmfaomfg
Same
Bitches
Same here
>US statistics
>also ignores the fact the the church actively covers up child abuses as opposed to public schools
kys cuckstain
Based bro
lately the whole tranny shit has upped the standard of what looks like a woman to some people, you're clear if you're fat and bald
Hi guys :)
Samefag tranny.
Damn, nice of Barney to finally give his beer to Gordon
What video games do my fellow gaycels play. I've been trying some Endless Legend but the AI is completely unchallening even to someone like me who's shit at strategy games and I have no friends to play with.
animal crossing
I am playing fire emblem 3 houses, and realize I suck as a strategist.
oh fuck ive been found out
Nice linebreak. Clearly edited. Yas Forums really is full of trannies.
I just got through playing System Shock 1, now I'm replaying the Half Life games to prep for Alyx
the absolute state of western society
Now show pics of the navy.