Why does he walk like that?

Why does he walk like that?

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he gay
upvotes to the left

Maybe his butt hurts

Frankenstein just pounded his hershey hole with his frankencock.

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On his way to the bathroom to shit out the cum from last night and it's starting to leak

dik in butt lol

He has a walking animation?

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LOL

>when the cake shop won't take your order

>Moving towards his enemies ass-forwards
Shit writes itself.

ALDUCARD GET BUTT FUCK LOL

He got a really fancy Cape, but it's too heavy and doesn't flow, so this is how he tries to make it flow dramatically.

You didn't go for the easy anal joke, nice

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Thanks user

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He’s not used to just backdashing everywhere

There’s supposed to be another “not” before “just”

SAY IT WITH ME:

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A BOTTOM

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Speedwalking is very efficient

kill yourself

gotta shidd

That would hurt my bf’s feelings, so I don’t wanna do that

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At least he fucking walks.

damn v really is gonna be absolutely nuclear with alucard threads the following weeks huh

Have some 4channel gold

takes less effort, is less taxing on the joints, and is an emphasis on regal mannerisms

wouldn't expect uncultured swine to understand that

I feel so bad for Alucard. Not even that anal idol got this shafted by becoming a butt of a joke.

I can't believe his walk cycle was ruined 20 years later.

I can't believe one pajeet's netflix garbage retroactively killed Alucard forever

He looks like he takes it up the ass.

magical sword

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I can't believe Alucard jerked off soo many dicks he can swing swords lighting fast.

Off yourself disgusting plebian. All receivers deserve the sword.

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he ain't fucking anything.
he is the recipient.

So wait, it's perfectly fine to ass fuck another dude but receivers get the rope??

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Ponos in boipucci

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lmao

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Yes. Getting fucked makes puts you on the level of a woman.

RIP your inbox

It's just that in ancient Rome receivers got the sword or were ostracized accordingly

Noooo how can I self-insert into a yaoi-style androgynous vampire man if he took it up the butt in a TV show???

They really should update the animation to the real one.

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From what?

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Turns out the true "symphony of the night" is the sound of a dick entering a man's asshole.

That was the case everywhere. The only exception was if the man fucking you was your teacher or something similar.

So even when fags deflect with "But in Rome!!" Alucard would still be a faggot?

Romans we're fine with it so long as you topped

OH NO NO NO NO

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Now I now why speedrunners really like make Alucard backdash.

>weeks
It's ruined forever. He will never be the same again.

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¿Sabés cómo me saco el condón?

¡Me tiro un pedo!

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Wasn't this kind of retarded thinking on their part though? Why does the top go unpunished if he is at least partially responsible for enabling a fag bottom?

Yes. No matter what it's all repulsive.

Every belmont and non belmonts in the CV series have to kill dracula before they can drop a shit.

jaja arriba voto

Can we get Gifs

Because it was considered masculine to dominate another man until paganism was finally died out in Rome, Christianity seeing the behavior disgusting entirely.

True, tops are gay though.

Good one

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The fag stride

Huehuehue

The chad stride.

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getting fuck in the ass was exclusively for little boys

Further proof that his faggotry is canon.

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