Cute :)

CONSUME THE VORTESENCE.

Who could be behind this post?

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Can't unsee high face smiling with the three eyes...

Vortigaunts, they pretend they are doing something but all they do is shitpost on Yas Forums all day.

>Black Mesa East hit all diversity quotas for people of colour and females
>Couldn't even get vort-friendly keyboard
Why are people such shitlords?

YOU JUST KNOW

You just KNOW

(You) JUST know.

THOU hast UNDERSTANDING

i want to kiss a vort boy

haha imagine a cute metrocop who goes vort hunting so she can get so many extra rations

Theeeee... Alyx Vance

Why do they speak old-timey English?

You just UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

I don't like the new shiny models for vorts from ep2. they look weird.

I always imagined them as dry and wrinkly, not smooth and shiny.

It's payback for them killing their colleagues in Black Mesa, plus they'd just shitpost all day if you weren't looking.
Plus, do you really want vortigaunts shitting up C17chan?
Now what I want to know is why do they make us all wear these ridiculous. ties

>HL:A is going to have new HIGH fidelity Vortigaunt models
>Being in VR you'll be able to get up close and personal with them

Heh.... Nice.

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Isn't White Forest a spa or something? They probably get smoothed up there.

If your Vortigaunt does not have a slight shine to his coat, he is dehydrated and needs water!

>[unintelligible chittering]

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>Minigame where you spread aloe vera lotion on them
yes yes yes

youtu.be/GFXVKLmukhQ?t=99

Not cool Ross.

fuckin weirdos.

Pre-Orange Box update they looked a little dry.

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look at this fucking hipster with a bunch of lcds using the CRT as his main panel

You joke, but with that level editor being there day one you never know.

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How do they do all that science with 90s tier PCs?

90's is when HL1 takes place so humanity didn't have too much time to progress since then.

Dispatch with great dispatch

Made for big Vortigaunt cock.

if alyx was a child during the black mesa incident, and the combine attacked almost immediately after, then why does it look like the combine have just invaded in HL:A? they haven't even finished the citadel even though they had 20 years.

lol

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they were busy building the first 16 citadels

Fuck you.

probably my favorite take on an alien insect
they also look kind of cute, too bad they’d probably fuck you instantly, HEV suit or not

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>click jpg
>eyes light up

2SPOOKY

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Imagine sitting on a Vortigaunt's face and having his third arm jerk you off haha

The idea of them taking over the coasts and becoming a huge problem even for the combine(enough for them to set up specialized defenses) was pretty cool.

Right. HL:A has this whole Xen Infestation, guess they only pushed it outside of city boundaries.

I do have to wonder what exactly they eat though, since it doesn’t look like there’s anywhere near enough food to sustain a gigantic hive network
You see the maggots chewing on some human corpses but there can only be so many lost refugees and soldiers

Something Secret Steers Our Dicks

I got confused at first and thought the bottom eye was a mouth.

Other Xen animals, regular animals (like pigeons), probably eachother.

Kind of hilarious the combine have spent like 20 years on nonstop xen pest control and they still can barely keep that shit out of the streets
They probably consider the human resistance secondary to this

True, probably why Freeman had so much momentum and they didn't just throw everything at him right there when you first face Metrocops.
They probably weren't even serious until Nova Prospekt and then it was too late.

shota scrotum or old man scrotum?

The fact that there even zombies and rogue headcrabs within the city at all goes to show either how bad the Xen invasion was, or how bad the Combine are at keeping their Headcrab bioweapons contained
And I don’t mean Ravenholm, there are I think a handful of zombies fought in the first few chapters of HL2 before even reaching the part where you’re shown Headcrab Shells

I am... forgotten..

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xen flora and fauna is just vastly superior to weak ass terrestrial shit
earth btfo
I think the combine is generally fine with zombies existing here and there, sort of area denial scare the locals into staying inside stuff. They just avoid those zones, until they lose control of the situation at least.

Built for sex

Are aliens like the houndeye and the bullsquid canonically extinct?

what the fuck was his problem

I’ve heard them described as 'out there somewhere', but Valve never felt like dedicated time and resources to adding in 'new' enemies. Shame, having something besides zombies and combine to attack all the time would have been good

The official behind the scenes book that Prima published notes that Eli Vance lost his leg to a bullsquid while he and Isaac Kleiner were trying to get into City 17

haha don't forget manhacks haha