How do we fix Twitch?

Sell it to based Elon Musk so he can delete it

And who would stream for free?

boomer pepelaugh
but yes i agree that would make it more mainstream

No overlays
No mic
No webcams
Only videogames.

>donations are the only way for people to make money
>there is absolutely no other possible means of obtaining income
>zero
>none

Make them follow their own TOS rules.
Stop turning the site into Chaturbate lite

by shutting it down forever
seriously, i cant name a single positive thing about twitch
only zoomerfaggots watch it, and literally every single streamer in existance is an obnoxious cunt

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Focus on video games again. It seems like every time I check the site, the featured stream is some workout stream or professional sports.

You want ads every 5 minutes instead?

Streaming on a whole died when people started trying to make it their career. Doing something as a job just leads to you falling into a pattern and losing most of the soul that used to be there when it was still a hobby that you did for fun.

sounds like we should abolish the concept of money then

remove all cameras

Actually have quality control
Have a proper well explained set of rules and guidelines
Actually follow through and properly punish people. So permanently ban disrespect and alinity.
Permanently nan no question asked othots. Make a streaming service hosted by pornhub where those sluts can go.
Crackdown on all rage streamers and people who are abusive of their fanbase like phil and ltg.

That would be a start.

>take away one of the few things that makes twitch special and unique so it'll appeal better to the mainstream audience
what the fuck happened to this place? why would you want a cool site to bend over backwards to suck normie cock?

More like stop trying to turn stuff like Youtube and Twitch streaming into jobs and just get a real one. Use the video platforms to relax and unwind after work.

Nah leave that shit alone

If Yas Forums(nel) can do it then anyone can.

>real one
Why isn't entertainment a real job again?

>used to be there when it was still a hobby that you did for fun
>unironically thinks ANYONE EVER started streaming just for FUN
OOOHHH NONONO BROS HOLD ME

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>single streamer in existance is an obnoxious cunt
News flash most people are obnoxious cunts. Crazy right?

just remove donations and monetarization, and watch all those soulless parasitic leeches disappear overnight while only people who do it for the fun of it keep streaming
sitting on your fat ass and playing video games isn't a real job and shouldn't be treated as such

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It's simple you just delete the site and pretend that abomination never existed.

I guess we gotta cut the pay of comedians and talk show hosts too right? get rid of the leeches there so they can get real jobs too.

Remove Just Chatting.

I consider streamers very low on the ladder in the entertainment industry. Especially since their market is oversaturated at this point. It's time to cull the herd.

Fix it yourself faggot, isn't that why people at twitch get paid?

remove just chatting and censorship on chats, streamers should censor content themselfs if they felt like it. Instead twitch should make effort to prevent doxing

You need to be at least 18+ to post on this board dumb zoomer.

remove every stream that doesn't show games

What part of the entertainment industry isn't oversaturated?

>reducing yourself to a passive spectator to literally pay someone to watch video games instead of doing it yourself
give me one reason why faggot literally pay to be treated like a little brother

>Tfw actually thought about trying to start a small streaming channel last year.
I just don't know if I have the right personality for it, since talking seems like something I can't avoid.

I think it's worrying when porn stars or vr porn girls are starting to look at twitch. Definitely a sign of a ruined culture

patreon

Believe it or not, people used to make let's plays and streams just for fun.

This. If all you're good at is sucking money out of pathetic betas and children with mommy's credit card you're no better than a fucking prostitute. You're as much an member of the "entertainment industry" as a fucking pole dancer down at the local strip joint. Don't think too highly of yourselves, sweethearts.

Social interaction simulation.

Asmongold was so much better when he wouldn't force streams to stack money and did it when he felt like entertaining

destroy it

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Real talk, you will never make it through twitch alone. You need an audience outside where it's easier to find people and then link them your twitch

Foot fetish ASMR channels.

Yeah, it sucks when hot women play video games for my enjoyment

A user from a previous thread mentioned how proliferation of streamer culture was just a symptom of an increasing amount of isolation and loneliness, and a substitution for human love being given in the form of twitch

When are the VTubers going to take over?

Only very ugly men are feeling those symptoms.

I wouldn't mind some watching some sluts play some vidya and show some personality outside of getting dicked down 24/7. Then again, I also know that the chances of that happening are low.

To fix something you need to know what's broken.
So, what is the problem with twitch exactly?

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Donations are one thing, but i fucking HATE streamers like lobosjr where every 5 fucking seconds they have to read every single fucking sub or dono and it just becomes a stream of reading shit god i fucking hate lobosjr so much why cant literally any other streamer do modded dark souls runs

get rid of the thots

problem is they have no personality

Poggers

allow cursing of all kind and be more strict with titty streamers. BOOM, the platform goes into a golden era overnight.

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Too many niggers fags trannys and children

They never stopped

It will never happen. There’s just too much money being made

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COGGERS

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The only thot I watch is Pokimane and I'm not getting her a single cent, I'm sorry that I caved in Yas Forumsros

Why?

>how do we fix retsupurae
>how do we fix youtube
>how do we fix twitch
>how do we fix tiktoklive
>how do we fix neuro-now

We allow nudity

>make literally millions of dollars
>lol it’s not a real jerb!

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You don't. The damage is done. Twitch owners are not interested in changing the platform. If you can buy stocks, maybe buy >50%, if you can, and just rule it to your liking, but otherwise it's pretty clear that absolutely nothing will change. Thirsty and lonely men that grow attached to female streamers will not go away, women that are willing to abuse them psychologically for monetary will not go away either, and Twitch will not confront this obvious problem because money. Criticism towards these women is deflected as misogyny, and they'll never admit to what they are doing.

You think women (or men, for that matter) that (IRL) deliberately keep desperate and lonely guys with a crush on her on the hook, just to have a stockholm-syndrome'd slaves around to please her, will ever admit what she is doing? Nah dude, they're not entitled to shit, and any wasted affection, life, time, and money is not her problem and not her fault. But she sure does love it, and she sure does throw him a bone every now and then, so he doesn't lose all hope in her, just as "friends", ya know. No, they won't.

The girls doing this on Twitch have just taken this kind of emotional abuse to the next level. They can reach hundreds if not thousands of these guys, and they don't even have to be physically present with them or touch their arm once their arm once a month. Just write their name on a whiteboard with a heart next to it and you're good.

There's plenty of honest-to-god women out there just wanting to stream themselves playing vidya, practicing their hobbies live to support themselves, and so on, but that kind of content pales in comparison to a fucking cleavage, above average genetic lottery outcomes, make-up, and $10 decorative lights and pillows from amazon and alibaba. Pack your shit and leave if you can't deal with that on Twitch, because it's here to stay until people force some sense into the guys feeding these streamers.

It's fixing itself bros. Now girls don't even have to be attractive to take your money they can just hide behind anime

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Better prime reward. They are absolute legit trash for every game

Remove advertisements
Literally all it takes, because suddenly there's no need for extreme amounts of moderation and/or people having to tread thin guidelines etc.

wait is that the chaturbate whore ? did she move onto twitch?

How is it different from the donations or subs on twitch?

Right place right time mixed with being genuinely good at shooters. Someone needed to be the figure-head

expand to the adult entertainment market and ban the tittie streamers from the SFW categories forcing them to either adapt or to show their vegánias

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>makes 18k a month
>streaming isn’t a real job
????

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How do we fix Yas Forums?

Yep!
First stream was yesterday. Already partnered and her chat had 10-15k people saying how they must protect her and give her head pats. Sub notifications didn't stop once during the stream

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Delete Yas Forums, obviously

maybe he did in 2015.
Nowadays he can barely support himself and his gf.

is it just advertisment for her porn stream or did she realize she could make more money without putting a anything in her vagina ?

how hard would becoming a streamer be?

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>open twitch
>chads working out
>nogs playing basketball
>some guy riding his fucking bike
>hundreds of women titty streaming
>ah, here it is, the video gam-
>moba shit fps

It can't be fixed.

Nah people with 10k+ constant viewers make ~100k a month in sub money and donations

Sounds like absolute faggotry