Yeah so we've been dating for a few days now

>Yeah so we've been dating for a few days now
>HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK ME IN MY ASS?

10/10 story right there.

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w00t that pwnz0rz

If a woman genuinely respects you, she'll let you do anal.

Also most women are down for FFM threesomes with men they deem superior.

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just a typical modern day woman

how can women enjoy anal they dont have a prostate

I don't want to do anal, poop comes from there. I'd be up for an FFM though but finding an unicorn is hard.

Also Miki best girl.

>He doesnt fuck women in the ass days after meeting her
lmaoing at ur life OP

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A woman's enjoyment of anal is not considered.

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>THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE!!!!REEEEEEE
uhhh yeah dude it does

Its to show shes a whore and worst option

>boots without socks
ouch

Pooping releases lots of endorphins in the brain, it's rewarding your body for getting rid off waste, it's why you always feel oddly satisfied after taking a huge shit.
Stimulating the anus when you are relaxed can have a very similar effect to that and with some "training" trick your brain into just repeatedly releasing a ton of it every thrust

wanting to fuck ass is the faggot thing though user. u r mr gay

Gross. Doing anal is like already halfway to being a fag.

I dated someone for most of HS that looked like Emi, right down to having that white tshirt/green tank outfit, and ran cross country to boot.
That breakup sucked but we did it in the butt once. That was rad.

>have been dating for a matter of hours now

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Did you saw her legs off?

The biggest problem with KS was the emi route. It shoehorned you in from just one choice of ''pushing yourself on the track''. It's just lazy

sure you did, incel

literally my girlfriends in high school were like this. my next gfs in college were ok with it the first day of dating. this is 100% realistic.

Didn't you also get a bad ending from running too much? I tend to forget, seeing as how it's been 9 years since I played it.

My gf was like this
But she was a massive whore that had done anal previously

She had already been with someone else before Hisao. The previous guys dick was probably bigger so therefore the only way she could get off was through anal. This is how the world works when whites are a thing.

>REEEEEEEE I'M AN UGLY VIRGIN, SO THAT MEANS YOU MUST BE TOO

how long were they dating before they fucked normally?

>But she was a massive whore
How do I find a loving whore gf? The best sex I've had was with sluts, but I can never figure out how to get them comitted.

This scene made me quit playing the VN for a couple days. It was just so out of nowhere and really threw me off. Emi is still best girl though

>Because anal pleasure has nothing to do with the prostate
Fellow fags, point at this man and laugh

Anal is completely overrated tbqhwy

learn to fuck. It's that simple.

>can't even get preggo that way
>ultimate display of dominance
lol no

She was poor and ugly, and I'm Yas Forums and from a ritch family, so it was easy as fuck.
If you want the cute ones from civilised areas, then you need to be a chad or have 100 charisma

why would you want to friction your dick in the hole in which shit comes out from? you're sub human shitskins most likely

>king retard of retard city can't be a chad

If you're the coolest nerd at the convention, you're a Chad and can get a ton of pussy.

If God didnt wanted anal why did he do it so enjoyable? What a shit design lol

Anal is a shit tier fetish.

Most women that enjoy anal do it because of the dominance aspect of it. They want to be manhandled and used.

>Women are whores
woah, who knew

I think the issue is that the two girls I slept the most with were pretty non-standard. One never cared about getting off, she just liked sex, so I had free reign, the other was a dom and would just ride me until she finished. I've never had to practice much.
Ah, well, we make small losses for bigger gains I suppose. Maybe I just need an easy confidence boost for now.

>whites
Wtf I meant whores. For some reason my phone is autocorrecting whores to whites

lemons?

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Jackhammering a literal shit hole makes you feel dominant? May as well shit into a rubber glove, add a little lube and mash your dick against your dookie.

I guess I understand if it's a risky or taboo thing. Different strokes and all that.

Nice try, BWC-kun

Not going to look it up but this sounds legit.

>May as well shit into a rubber glove, add a little lube and mash your dick against your dookie.
You wanna know how I know you're autistic?

anal is disgusting

anal is a faggot thing

Ironic since you're a faggot.

Never thought about it like that.

It's a downside of the VN medium. If you're trying to have a real plot and also romance with sex then one has to take the hit. Routes can't be too long since there are so many of them. Also people have fucked in real life while knowing each other for far less time.

(le)mons!! XD

Feel free to share yours.

>Routes can't be too long since there are so many of them.
Not the best excuse for KS since they had 5 writers total.

I really feel like anal is one of those things I think I would like, but wouldn’t like after trying it once. I still remember when I got my first BJ thinking “this is it”? And not even being able to cum or get close to cumming from it.

Anal training doujins are the best.

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Same goes with titfucking.
And, though someone will get their panties in a bunch over this, vaginal sex.

How big is Luka's dick?

Then what gets you off, handjobs?

Nah, vaginal is great

Well then what's left? Or are you sayinh sex isn't worth it in the first place for you? I like titfucking, but it's hard to find a chick who'll just let you go to town on her that way.

Is it because you recognize traits through text from having lived with it for so long?

Still waiting to be convinced otherwise.

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Both choices at the track are stupid
>Go for it
Trying to catch up to the fastest runner in the school despite spending months in the hospital and having a weak heart? Enjoy dying.

>Slow down
Hisao maintains his pace but then gives up on running the next day despite the doctor telling him he needs to exercise

pretty big

I would break up with a women who wants a threesome of any kind. I would have threesome but only with two women i don't have feelings for.

Basically yeah, hand does the best job. Mine or someone else's.

Ok, that was a good comeback, don't see that often on here anymore, you're alright, user.

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Yeah wow man. Jeez. That would never happen in real life, huh?

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and piss comes from the vagina, as well as blood
your point ?

Say Okabe's is a little above the national average for a Japanese male due to his lanky height, we'll put him at 6 inches. For him to be able to feel any discernible difference in his and Luka's package it'd have to be anywhere from 1.0-1.5 inches larger. Luka's dick is around 7 to 8 inches.

We both have to get up @5 AM for work so no

I pack her shit on the weekends pretty regularly though

It unironically can happen IRL too. And it's never ends good

if you grow up fapping with a death grip then any woman will feel loose as hell, at that point you have to enjoy other aspects of sex or just get an onahole