So THIS is why people like Castlevania!

I always had that gut feeling, but come on! Anything with vampires always leads to this lol

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>I always had that gut feeling
So did Alucard apparently.

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HAAAA GAAAAAAAAAY

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Heh.

does netflix intentionally try to ruin everything it touches?

yes

You bitches are honestly obsessed. Get a life with some priorities.

i just wanna state i never liked Alucard and that i aint gay lol

Yeah man it's a propaganda outlet

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Damn fr fr?

Notice how no one shits on Mario for getting NTR’d by a dog in his cartoon

Anal sex is always gay

I bet you already suck, you piece of dogshit

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>zack snyder's the witcher.webm

You’re right, but faggot Alucard is funny

That's because they're so deep in the closet that the sight of a man's hard dick sliding in and out of tight vampire virgin ass is the only thing they can focus on.

>gets fucked by both a woman and a guy
>both which want to kill him
>time to focus on only the thing I hate and commit bi erasure

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So this must be why everyone is hating on it all of a sudden. Huh... well can't say I'm surprised. There are heavily anti-religious undertones throughout the whole series, also it's netflix, also...
>Not noticing patterns and trends within popular culture

It's like you all have Kanner's Autism.

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Coronavirus spread through bat sex

>One Angry Incel

Funny, his brother was the actual faggot of the family.

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Honestly aside from those two japanese kids wanting to kill him, Alucard scored pretty damn good with that threesome.
1: they were both cute
2: he got his dick wet by asian pussy riding him cowgirl style.
3: the other dude, by virtue of also being asian, likely was a dicklet and thus didn't hurt his arse anymore than a finger or two would.

fuck off billy

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This, anal sex is a gay sex act by default. Anal with a female is still gay. I could be busting a nut on the hairy chest of a bear while gurgling his cum and I'd still be 100x straighter than ass worshipping faggots like most of Yas Forums.

Not even mad he fucks men, I'm mad he got fucked in the ass. He should be the top.

It's fucking stupid that blacks and gays have to force themselves into literally everything

>Grant become a cool mummy man and swimming in pussy for being a cool pirate
>Alucard got sodomized
Alucardbros...how are we supposed to compete with GrantCHADS?

I don't read the guy, but he makes reddit seethe like clockwork, so he has my approval there.

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I was going to watch the new series but I won't after hearing this. I won't go into this thread, either. Thank you for the warning, OP.

i see what you did there

He's a Star Citizen Shill
He's worse than a redditor

>white people ruin Castlevania threads forever
Hehe, it's almost pathological with whities.

>omg, i can work on a netlfix show!
>quick how can i make it about transsexuals and gays!
Based crazy and obssesed white people.

Samefag

Name 1 thing where gay sex is bad

It's the whites, everything they work on they always try to push anti heterosexuality stuff into it.

Just finished episode 5 of this season, the cute redhead vampire is going to be the only good thing in this one isn't she?

eating shit makes reddit seethe too.
go do it.

I don't even know what it is but there is a lack of soul and passion in that whole thing. All netflix shows are like that.

Okay Rhabbi.

>OneAngryIncel

how many fucking times do we need to go through this, ((((they)))) are not white

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>Doug Tennepal
>at Neflix
He is anti sjw. No way the sjws let it happen. What could happen is they fuck him over and take away the character from him, somehow and start putting in white people stuff like transexualism themes.

The people who do this shit mainly come from California or New York. I live in NYC and I can tell you there is LGBT propaganda fucking everywhere these days. The city was a degenerate pornographic cesspool back in the 80's then it got cleaned up in the 90's and now you can't go anywhere without seeing posters for gay shit.

Somehow I doubt it does. They're obsessed with dicks that look like dookie and shit covered dicks, so I wouldn't be surprised if they do eat shit.

Eating shit is more likely to get you epic upboats.

Homosexuality is a sin.

nigger

>noooo its }}}}they{{{{{{
>we dindu nuffin
Go to an tranny rally and tell me who you see waving around tranny flags. I can promise you hard working Christian hispanic, black and asian families are not the ones in the audience.

its really just the rich whites though they literally have nothing better to do in NYC so they resort to this shit while jews and blacks laugh

>Tennapel
Dude's either starving or he's gonna drop out.

>GAY SEX IS DEGENERATE
>but fapping to lolicon is ok bro

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So is masturbation.

70s and 80s NY was kino though

Doug worked on the netflix Veggietales show.

Also, imagine posting One Angry Incel. Who was so angry about this scene, he posted about it in vivid detail.

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>god's chosen hate that the japanese are influencing the next generation with their anime and vidya games
>proceeds to ruin AAA vidya by funding all the big games and inserting their propaganda
>next they rush to make their own anime, except with social engineering and subversion laced throughout
the beginning of the end for anime, if it hasn't already turned to shit by moe and shounen garbage

So is jerking off or fucking a woman with no real intent to have children.

That's exactly Yas Forums's view, yes.
Meanwhile the leftards are also pedos but they hide it.
In the end, we are paws to pedos

It looks cooler on a screen than it feels to live.

>Slender body
>Pale skin
>Long, glossy blonde hair
>Pretty Eyes
>Pouty lips

You didn't get it right away?

Yikes! We don't fetish shame at reddit, slanderous incel.

>porn
>pro heterosexuality and pro hetero sex
>sex workers
>proudly serving men who need heterosexual sex relief until they find a wife to spend their life with
>white men comes in
>heterosexualism? ummm sweety, this is icky and problematic, dont be a bigot. We need to have a conversation about this
>now
>omg go trannies ,you so brave yasssss girl, go communism.
Why are white people like this?

>muh bi erasure
Make your own news website.

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>couple of weirdos surrounded by whites in a white rally, supported by white institutions
Nice try, white """"""men"""""

That guy is doing some nazi Germany-tier propaganda headlines now.

Do Yas Forumstards really think gay and tranny porn hasn't always existed. There's porn for fucking everything.

>The Witcher
oh, you mean:
"The Witcher and Yennefer´s empowering andventures for everything a woman wants in life"

>there will never be another proper Castlevania thread on Yas Forums again
Lol, i can't until they make Dante gay or a tranny chaser. The Yas Forums seething will be off the charts.

fuck furries

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again obsessed

That shot was amazing, by far the best scene in the entire show. Nothing bad to say about it by itself. But as a whole, the show is meh. I made it halfway through and that alone took persistence.

Stop being such a faggot for once in your life

I mean, he's not as obsessed as the people shoving agendas into everything. He's just reacting to their bullshit. Why are you so disingenuous?

>Yas Forums
Pol are literary white closeted homos user.

>unironically linking One Angry Closet Homo

>supported by white institutions
bitch because we actually work and earn money, unlike most lazynifggers

You need to watch way more movies if you think that average scene was "amazing"

He says on a website primarily populated by NEET incels who haven't worked a day in their life and can barely function in society

Yes, yes, let the seethe flow through you.

>went into vivid detail on how the sex happens
>finds graphs about homosexuals
>constantly needs to remind people how much he hates gays, while screaming 24/7 about them

I think Billy might be projecting.

Netflix adaption guide
>grimdark and edgy to make it more “mature”
>gratuitous pointless sex scenes
>religion relentlessly attacked even when it’s barely relevant
>over the top violence but not done tastefully or excitingly, just there to make it seem like it’s for adults
>interesting plot elements to do with magic/ adventure toned down to explore one dimensional character drama
>needless shitty OCs
>swearing forced to the point where it embarrassing
>female characters have to be proficient in about 200 skills because that constitutes a role model personality instead of them being human beings
>male characters must be incredibly flawed or feminised

>y yy y you are n n n nigger yy y you bigot
The white men, everybody.

How do you even become gay? Is it like an infectious idea?

Who? I was referring to two anons ITT.

Reminder

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Was he gay in the games or is he just suddenly gay now?

He's white, there is no way he isn't at least into trannies.

>le incel
You could just put "t. reddit".

suddenly gay now

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usually you get molested as a child, but propaganda works too